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  1. Don't Be Messin' With My Chicken, Fool...

    Gimme that chicken ... or else! Sometimes, you just really need that extra piece of chicken. A man and his son were arrested Thursday after...

    Started by Woodrow Call‎, 04-13-2013 08:32 AM
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    04-22-2013, 06:43 PM Go to last post
  2. Hairballs?

    http://whofortedblog.com/2013/04/18/plague-unexplained-hairballs-strange-mystery-texas-campus/ ...

    Started by DocZaius‎, 04-22-2013 11:43 AM
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    04-22-2013, 04:55 PM Go to last post
  3. this "saltwater soul" bull$#@!

    had some douche bartender in galveston this summer ask me and the old lady if we were saltwater souls, we just gave him some wtf looks as he...

    Started by Bill Brasky‎, 08-30-2012 10:40 AM
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    04-22-2013, 11:33 AM Go to last post
  4. F Apartments

    So we bought a house a few months ago. Stupidly we bought it with 3 months still on our apartment lease. I was pissed every time I went in with a...

    Started by ghow‎, 04-04-2013 09:39 PM
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    04-22-2013, 11:07 AM Go to last post
  5. Epic Beer Run~Best I've ever heard

    We had our Y Princesses Campout for my first grader at Sky Ranch this weekend. After plowing through almost all of the beer/hard liquor on Friday...

    Started by C-Man‎, 04-22-2013 09:55 AM
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    04-22-2013, 10:48 AM Go to last post
  6. transgender teen with no legs, singing n $#@!

    Started by Turd Craply‎, 04-17-2013 09:30 AM
    • Replies: 27
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    04-22-2013, 10:40 AM Go to last post
  7. 'I Delivered Yo Pizza Seen You Was Fine'

    Work place romance never ends well... http://jezebel.com/458960094

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 04-13-2013 02:27 PM
    • Replies: 35
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    04-22-2013, 10:28 AM Go to last post
  8. Name that Dallas Suburb!

    It was my incredible pleasure to observe the following conversation tonight. In what Dallas suburb did this occur? Scene: Two couples, hammered...

    Started by DFWBear‎, 12-22-2012 10:39 PM
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    04-22-2013, 05:17 AM Go to last post
  9. Human Pad (Florida...duh)

    http://www.dailydot.com/society/florida-man-wants-to-be-kotex-maxi-pad/ WTF is wrong with that State?

    Started by neonmoon44‎, 04-09-2013 03:02 PM
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    04-22-2013, 02:46 AM Go to last post
  10. Freak of the Week

    So, someone sent me this, says it's his brother in law. I didn't watch much of it, wrote it off as a lame joke or troll job, but apparently he's...

    Started by Cascader‎, 04-07-2013 02:21 PM
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    04-22-2013, 02:43 AM Go to last post
  11. She is a tickler of the dough bag

    I can't imagine the beard on that clam.

    Started by Leeroy Jenkins‎, 04-09-2013 01:41 PM
    • Replies: 29
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    04-22-2013, 02:38 AM Go to last post
  12. day drunk

    started out the day with two stiff bloodys and slammed a beer. On to crown and sprite +wendys. $#@! yes, whats your day like?

    Started by Turd Craply‎, 04-07-2013 12:19 PM
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    04-22-2013, 02:18 AM Go to last post
  13. S. Austin road sign "Don't drink and drive, bike, or walk"

    WTF? Is Austin about to crack down on 'drunk walking' with PI's? So what are the options if you've had a few drinks... cabs that hardly exist in...

    Started by bluto‎, 04-10-2013 12:18 AM
    • Replies: 38
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    04-22-2013, 02:08 AM Go to last post
  14. Meth lab busts by state/rank

    http://m.koco.com/health/-/17423544/19303028/-/4nc4e4/-/index.html I was a little shocked by this.

    Started by OklahomaHorn60‎, 04-02-2013 08:29 AM
    • Replies: 38
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    04-22-2013, 01:54 AM Go to last post
  15. Why don't women post on the internet?

    Seriously. I am convinced that every person who posts anything, be it on Facebook, Twitter, message boards, whatever, as a woman or girl is actually...

    Started by SmartAsset‎, 04-05-2013 01:20 PM
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    04-21-2013, 11:39 PM Go to last post
  16. Girlfriends and the annoying $#@! you choose to put up with

    Thread for Jhawk and Jameslaw This is where we laugh at you because you can walk away anytime and warn you that if you get married it will only...

    Started by TexasEd‎, 12-05-2012 10:46 AM
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    04-21-2013, 11:37 PM Go to last post
  17. Any male shagsters dye their hair?

    Anyone? Anyone? Buehler? So I'm 43, thinning & greying. A good friend of mine owns a barber shop that I've been going to since they've opened. My...

    Started by GhostOfTomJoad‎, 04-10-2013 06:41 PM
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    04-21-2013, 11:34 PM Go to last post
  18. Woman from (you'll never guess) finds God on a cracker

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/florida-woman-finds-sign-god-her-goldfish-cracker-191857159.html

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 04-05-2013 11:57 PM
    • Replies: 24
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    04-21-2013, 09:35 PM Go to last post
  19. No American kid can do this

    Started by MP5‎, 04-19-2013 08:43 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    04-21-2013, 08:51 PM Go to last post
  20. Husband banned from WalMart "LIKE A BOSS"

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred...

    Started by PurplePride95‎, 04-11-2013 10:56 AM
    • Replies: 41
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    04-21-2013, 08:13 PM Go to last post
  21. File under things I've learned this evening...

    Sitting by the restrooms at a show headlined by a lesbian band can be a confusing experience.

    Started by royalfan5‎, 04-13-2013 12:02 AM
    • Replies: 28
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    04-21-2013, 08:03 PM Go to last post
  22. Bride allergic to husband's sperm

    http://theweek.com/article/index/242625/the-new-bride-who-had-a-horrifying-allergic-reaction-to-her-husbands-sperm And this, ladies and...

    Started by PenelopeWitherspoon‎, 04-11-2013 04:01 PM
    • Replies: 25
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    04-21-2013, 08:01 PM Go to last post
  23. Hit a deer last night

    First time ever. Pretty scary $#@!. Driving around 65mph on the highway when a family of deer cross from the opposing lane. Managed to brake a little...

    Started by Bedouin‎, 04-12-2013 07:03 PM
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    04-21-2013, 07:59 PM Go to last post
  24. Now I know where all the Wal-Mart shoppers enjoy their fine dining

    I let the the kids pick a place for dinner so I got to enjoy the CiCi's Pizza culinary experience. I made the mistake of getting between the buffet...

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 04-13-2013 07:52 PM
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    04-21-2013, 07:29 PM Go to last post
  25. Hello, here is my business card

    Actual business card handed to my friend earlier this evening. 'culinary arts/author'

    Started by Lockport‎, 04-20-2013 11:35 PM
    • Replies: 34
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    04-21-2013, 05:12 PM Go to last post
  26. Police Women of Cincinnati

    Bernard.

    Started by JMFP‎, 04-21-2013 06:38 AM
    • Replies: 15
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    04-21-2013, 03:53 PM Go to last post
  27. Women wearing low cut blouses/shirts: why do you get pissed at guys for looking?

    This is a question for which I've never received a satisfactory answer.

    Started by Bonehead‎, 10-22-2012 03:09 PM
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    04-21-2013, 12:52 PM Go to last post
  28. What is the nicest car you've ever owned?

    its the Goddamned offseason, so what is the nicest car you have ever owned? post pics and all that. ill start us off. my most badass car was a...

    Started by HOOK'EMHOOAH‎, 12-30-2011 12:17 PM
    6 Pages
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    04-21-2013, 04:42 AM Go to last post
  29. Least favorite place you have lived in

    I lived in Spokane Washington for a little while in my younger days. Place was an abject $#@!hole. Downtown was filthy with a $#@!load of homeless...

    Started by Gran Torino‎, 01-26-2013 04:32 PM
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    04-20-2013, 03:45 PM Go to last post
  30. Blondes or Brunettes?

    Gents, As we approach the doldrums of NO football for 6 months, I wanted to offer a bit of reprieve! The ladies that we love so much will begin...

    Started by UTmilktoast‎, 01-27-2011 10:32 AM
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    04-20-2013, 02:45 PM Go to last post
  31. Left Handed in a Right Handed World

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/the-18-worst-things-for-left-handed-people left hand: 1. write 2. kitchen utensils 3. tools (hammers,...

    Started by gregdavisnumber1OC‎, 04-18-2013 12:16 PM
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    04-20-2013, 08:03 AM Go to last post
  32. Worst show currently on TV?

    Was forced to watch an episode of "Mob Wives", there cannot be a worse show currently on TV can there? I still can't figure out the premise of the...

    Started by Bedouin‎, 01-31-2012 03:33 PM
    • Replies: 45
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    04-20-2013, 01:28 AM Go to last post
  33. The most situation influencing statement your wife/gf/fb made in the last 24 hours...

    "anyway you want it."

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 08-06-2012 03:59 PM
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    04-19-2013, 09:33 PM Go to last post
  34. For some reason, westerns aren't pc

    Started by Armybrat‎, 04-16-2012 09:42 PM
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    04-19-2013, 06:42 PM Go to last post
  35. Girl likes to eat soap and sponges

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4161108/Girl-eats-4000-brwashing-up-sponges.html

    Started by ajax‎, 03-04-2012 10:10 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    04-19-2013, 06:36 PM Go to last post
  36. Why I love Houston, Texas

    Started by rtchorn‎, 03-28-2012 08:38 AM
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  37. Something you have seen today worst than MBTF

    This was in line in front of me at City Market.

    Started by Leeroy Jenkins‎, 02-02-2013 07:04 PM
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    04-19-2013, 04:20 PM Go to last post
  38. Economic Perspective

    Started by Uncle Charlie‎, 04-18-2013 11:14 AM
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    04-19-2013, 04:13 PM Go to last post
  39. Which one of you $#@!s was this?

    Getting gas at the Shell near the Kyle flea market yesterday. I'm coning out of the store with my salted peanuts when I notice this tall leggy...

    Started by Steel Shank‎, 04-08-2013 12:15 PM
    • Replies: 10
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    04-19-2013, 03:53 PM Go to last post
  40. Video: How drunk does a soccer fan have to be to punch a police horse?

    Man, this is just a losing proposition for this dude... Newcastle soccer fans rioting after a game: ...

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 04-15-2013 06:57 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    04-19-2013, 03:48 PM Go to last post
  41. Frequent Texters are shallow

    What do you guys think? I think texting easily becomes obnoxious and rude, so this study doesn't really surprise me. ...

    Started by Lockport‎, 04-15-2013 12:04 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    04-19-2013, 03:37 PM Go to last post
  42. Things go better with Coke

    http://youtu.be/9f9q4u4cdbs

    Started by Horn_Spanker‎, 05-16-2012 12:52 PM
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    04-19-2013, 03:29 PM Go to last post
  43. Who Stands Where In A Crowded Elevator & Why.

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/04/15/177335104/who-stands-where-in-a-crowded-elevator-and-why A bit of a quick read but too much to...

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 04-19-2013 01:44 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    04-19-2013, 03:23 PM Go to last post
  44. Dog pops cherry, family freaks

    So our 14-month-old dog just killed her first baby bunny and is enjoying the fruits of her labor on the back porch. Every female in the house...

    Started by jimmyjazz‎, 04-12-2013 09:24 PM
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    04-19-2013, 03:20 PM Go to last post
  45. Claire Thomas...some foodie chick

    I caught on tv this last Saturday morning. Cute redhead...do want Has some really nice curves...yum!

    Started by orangeuahorn2‎, 03-25-2013 11:55 PM
    • Replies: 27
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    04-19-2013, 03:15 PM Go to last post
  46. Would you dump your fiancee if she had this allergy?

    A friend was over this weekend. She told us about another friend of hers that has found out she's allergic to sperm. She'd never had sex without a...

    Started by CooterBrown‎, 01-28-2013 09:33 AM
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  47. 116 lbs of coke/47 lbs pure heroin

    http://www.chron.com/news/texas/article/Large-amount-of-drugs-seized-prior-to-distribution-4369934.php Well fellow posters of the Shag. I just...

    Started by smwhorn‎, 03-20-2013 12:29 PM
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    04-19-2013, 03:10 PM Go to last post
  48. I feel dirty

    One of my older boys is getting married tomorrow at the ranch, and since both he and the future ex are Aggies I promised them this:

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 04-19-2013 02:12 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    04-19-2013, 02:46 PM Go to last post
  49. Just what the hell is going on in Pennsylvania?

    Disgruntled Customers Toss Dead Groundhog, Grouse Into Bar BROOKVILLE, Pa. (April 17, 2013)--Police in Brookville, Pa., are investigating after a...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 04-18-2013 10:48 PM
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    04-19-2013, 02:11 PM Go to last post
  50. monsters under the bed

    My daughter is 3. Like all 3 year olds, her creativity for avoiding going to bed is both amusing and annoying. Sometimes she claims she is scared. ...

    Started by CleverNickname‎, 04-16-2013 01:09 PM
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    04-19-2013, 01:53 PM Go to last post

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