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  1. Man poses as female porn recruiter, has sex with dumb women

    Too much here to copy and paste. He pretended to be a woman, who was a porn recruiter. Convinced some very intelligent women to have sex with "her"...

    Started by PilotsError‎, 06-16-2016 03:56 PM
    • Replies: 27
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    06-20-2016, 02:26 PM Go to last post
  2. Had a weird moment yesterday

    I was doing some yard work, and I heard my neighbor cough. I called him over and we hung out on the back porch and had a discussion. You see, when...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 04-26-2014 09:01 AM
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    06-18-2016, 04:50 PM Go to last post
  3. Dallas joints from your childhood

    Hayden, Smurfette and Knoxville Horn rocked my face off on hf remembering some of this $#@!. Please contribute. Pipe Organ Pizza - I grew up 2...

    Started by rage-a-holic‎, 04-11-2008 12:31 AM
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    06-18-2016, 10:27 AM Go to last post
  4. Who Farted? Florida Edition

    In this bar fight at one of Key West's most famous watering holes, it wasn't a spilled drink or sleazy advance on someone's wife that led to blows. ...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 06-14-2016 01:42 PM
    • Replies: 28
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    06-18-2016, 06:33 AM Go to last post
  5. Farts

    serious business in Key West "Fart leads to fight at Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West" lmao ...

    Started by Bevoette‎, 06-16-2016 03:17 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    06-17-2016, 10:07 PM Go to last post
  6. Wear Blue and Black: Quidditch and Brews OutLAWS

    https://www.facebook.com/events/578034879034263/ Come out, bring a lawn chair, need to be discrete with alcohol because of south austin recreation...

    Started by ShaggyDog‎, 06-16-2016 11:28 AM
    • Replies: 11
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    06-17-2016, 08:12 PM Go to last post
  7. Let the bodies hit the floor...

    Started by Don Johnson‎, 06-15-2016 01:05 PM
    • Replies: 26
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    06-17-2016, 11:19 AM Go to last post
  8. Daughtery Construction Services/Bullard Home Remodeling Scam Artists

    ...or just really $#@!ty contractors. So I was looking for a contractor to demo my old deck and build a new deck (roughly 365 sq ft) at my house...

    Started by seeingdouble‎, 01-17-2016 07:25 PM
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    06-16-2016, 08:46 AM Go to last post
  9. Drunk Restaurant Customer Leaves $1K Tip, Returns Next Day to Ask for It Back

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/drunk-restaurant-customer-leaves-1-143924214.html What's his shaggy username?

    Started by Rocko20‎, 06-15-2016 05:14 PM
    • Replies: 12
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    06-16-2016, 07:53 AM Go to last post
  10. SEC Lumberjack Arrested For DUI, And He's Okay

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/drunk-driver-busted-in-chastity-belt-749023

    Started by TOR‎, 06-10-2016 08:05 AM
    • Replies: 15
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    06-15-2016, 10:25 PM Go to last post
  11. Best bar/restaurant themes (non-strip club)

    Tilted Kilt??

    Started by brwhorn‎, 06-13-2016 09:58 PM
    • Replies: 12
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    06-15-2016, 02:40 PM Go to last post
  12. Locking 5000 Teens Overnight in a Waterpark

    Not smart, even if you bill it as a "Christian" event. This is why we can't have nice things in H-Town...

    Started by sweetjones‎, 06-11-2016 10:36 PM
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    06-15-2016, 09:03 AM Go to last post
  13. How much do your children take after you in terms of personality and interests?

    I don't have a child yet but am expecting but my grandma always told me that I was an exact replica of my mom in terms of looks as a kid and threw...

    Started by Lady_Bevo‎, 06-13-2016 12:04 PM
    • Replies: 33
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    06-15-2016, 05:53 AM Go to last post
  14. Most assholish parking lot in Austin

    My vote is 4200 Lamar. The combination of the Central location and weird layout with Taco Deli and Houndstooth Coffee (along with the other...

    Started by bozo_casanova‎, 02-17-2016 02:01 PM
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    06-14-2016, 11:06 PM Go to last post
  15. Offensive Jokes

    I'm not usually one for reddit, but a friend linked me this thread and it has some pure gold in it. Makes Shaggy's offensive level look like child's...

    Started by Esque‎, 06-01-2012 01:27 AM
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    06-14-2016, 08:40 PM Go to last post
  16. Mom loses beer pong found in gutter

    At least she didn't $#@! them all? not sure which eye looks crazier Utah mom accused of playing beer pong with teens arrested after found...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-10-2016 07:16 PM
    • Replies: 36
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    06-14-2016, 01:30 PM Go to last post
  17. Best Bar Name in Texas

    I'm gonna go with Galveston's Hard Times & Misery Saloon.

    Started by sweetjones‎, 06-03-2016 12:26 PM
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    06-13-2016, 09:48 PM Go to last post
  18. Wearing Cement Shoes, Sleeping with the Fishes

    In New York of course, Brooklyn Body with 'cement shoes' found washed up on Brooklyn shoreline Martinez was found wrapped in "black plastic...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-03-2016 10:51 AM
    • Replies: 26
    • Views: 1,655
    06-12-2016, 07:23 AM Go to last post
  19. Yellowstone Park advises against selfies with bison-"Yo, ho, do not aprroach buffalo"

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33640070

    Started by Blank‎, 07-23-2015 09:54 AM
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    06-11-2016, 09:40 AM Go to last post
  20. Inmate sues over lost marbles (in his $#@!)

    :eek2: U.S. prison inmate can sue over removal of marbles from $#@! King had the marbles implanted in and tattoos drawn on his $#@! in late...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-10-2016 02:09 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 395
    06-10-2016, 05:28 PM Go to last post
  21. Regarded employees

    There might be a thread already, but I can't find it. Let me hear some of yours. Here's mine from today. Employee responsible for AP/AR sends an...

    Started by Texaus‎, 05-31-2016 07:25 PM
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    06-10-2016, 12:12 PM Go to last post
  22. Off-leash dogs in Austin parks

    We have an awesome neighborhood park. It's fantastic, especially with the recent rain. There is a creek running through, great trails, lots of shade....

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 06-07-2016 03:27 PM
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    06-09-2016, 04:01 PM Go to last post
  23. $#@! sues man for 30K over $40 Craigslist printer.

    https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/man-trapped-30-000-lawsuit-154206567.html Your $#@! of the day for June 07, 2016.

    Started by SDG‎, 06-08-2016 12:20 AM
    • Replies: 30
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    06-09-2016, 10:19 AM Go to last post
  24. SECSECSEC fans in Vegas

    I'll start. Saw this bama dreamboat playing slots. (Yes, that is a bama shirt - you will have to trust me on this)

    Started by Gardner Barnes‎, 06-06-2016 04:34 PM
    • Replies: 25
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    06-09-2016, 12:45 AM Go to last post
  25. Yay, It's ROT Rally Week

    Another weekend in Austin, must be a festival. Just saw an 8-pak of them on Ben White heading east bound. And it's Monday. The only guarantee with...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 06-09-2014 04:36 PM
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    06-08-2016, 07:58 PM Go to last post
  26. Can a whore shut their mouth?

    So I was just told to shut my whore mouth. Thinking about this...can a whore really shut their mouth? I don't think so. They're whores. Post...

    Started by Doc Holliday‎, 06-07-2016 03:59 PM
    • Replies: 24
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    06-08-2016, 03:37 PM Go to last post
  27. That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/college/georgia-collegian-in-garbage-truck-392045

    Started by TOR‎, 06-07-2016 09:21 AM
    • Replies: 26
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    06-08-2016, 11:26 AM Go to last post
  28. $#@!hole of the day. June 6, 2016

    http://tribunist.com/news/4-year-olds-headstone-removed-because-one-person-was-offended-by-it/

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-06-2016 07:59 PM
    • Replies: 36
    • Views: 1,638
    06-08-2016, 10:39 AM Go to last post
  29. TG Gets Forearm $#@!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3627091/I-lost-virginity-twice-Transgender-man-born-girl-says-sex-life-amazing-having-$#@!-skin-FOREARM.htm...

    Started by TOR‎, 06-06-2016 12:28 PM
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 844
    06-07-2016, 12:48 PM Go to last post
  30. Grand Theft Auto: H-Town Edition

    These are some high-level members of society, folks. My favorite part is the flying jump-kick. ...

    Started by Planet Houston‎, 05-16-2016 09:18 AM
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    06-07-2016, 12:47 PM Go to last post
  31. Dead Sexy: Ghost-hunters hear groans in a graveyard, turns out to be a porn shoot

    http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Ghosthunters-willies-stumbling-porn-shoot-Hull/story-29340636-detail/story.html

    Started by TOR‎, 06-01-2016 09:52 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    06-07-2016, 12:45 PM Go to last post
  32. 10 Most Redneck Towns in Texas

    Yeah, I know, clickbait, but they sure did get #1 right: Vidor. Schulenburg. Cleveland. Trinity. Giddings. Hillsboro.

    Started by sweetjones‎, 05-26-2016 02:46 PM
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    06-07-2016, 09:08 AM Go to last post
  33. Crazed out Albuquerque Meth Head

    Was running around the Hyatt Regency in downtown today about 3 pm. This family was getting out of their car and this guy, with no shirt on, comes...

    Started by JW‎, 06-04-2016 08:52 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    06-06-2016, 10:04 AM Go to last post
  34. Does this go in the game room?

    Or my office? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 06-04-2016 03:40 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    06-05-2016, 08:06 PM Go to last post
  35. Bernard: Alligator edition

    $#@! you IAP

    Started by G4‎, 05-03-2011 07:41 PM
    • Replies: 7
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    06-05-2016, 02:18 PM Go to last post
  36. Pics that make you say WTF!

    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

    Started by Stros‎, 05-26-2016 11:02 PM
    • Replies: 32
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    06-04-2016, 11:54 PM Go to last post
  37. $#@!ing ***ggers!!!

    I was mowing some high grass and apparently raped by this chigger $#@!ers. Any ideas on how to get them out of me? I scratched for 2 days straight...

    Started by Jersey Man10‎, 05-31-2016 08:56 AM
    • Replies: 46
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    06-04-2016, 10:55 AM Go to last post
  38. Scrip Club Sign - "Now Hiring Class of 2016"; Usual Suspects Offended

    How else are all the graduating single moms going to pay the rent? ...

    Started by TOR‎, 05-26-2016 08:56 AM
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    06-03-2016, 05:01 PM Go to last post
  39. Teen Mom gets plastic surgery, hilarity ensues

    http://www.eonline.com/news/611757/farrah-abraham-s-lip-injections-went-horribly-wrong-see-the-shocking-pics Former Teen Mom star turned porn...

    Started by RPM‎, 01-07-2015 01:20 AM
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    06-03-2016, 02:46 PM Go to last post
  40. please photoshop away the kid

    please photoshop away the kid http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/photoshop-kissing-photo_55dc193fe4b04ae497044b83?kvcommref=mostpopular Have...

    Started by RabidHorn‎, 08-25-2015 07:26 AM
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    06-03-2016, 01:25 PM Go to last post
  41. Cincinnati Man Drops a Deuce on Kroger's Scanner

    Suprised this wasn't at a Walmart, or in Florida. I wonder how much it scanned for? Man allegedly pooped on Kroger U-Scan machine A Cincinnati...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 05-31-2016 12:37 AM
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    06-03-2016, 11:58 AM Go to last post
  42. monster golf GATOR

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3616875/It-like-came-Jurassic-Park-Monster-alligator-stuns-golfers-casually-strolling-Florida-golf-course.html...

    Started by H34TX‎, 05-31-2016 07:35 PM
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    06-03-2016, 09:53 AM Go to last post
  43. Carnival on 1960 and Kuykandahl

    Anyone else here?

    Started by Jade‎, 05-28-2016 10:35 PM
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    05-31-2016, 09:13 PM Go to last post
  44. What is the most absurd thing you have ever expensed?

    Given the nature of most of us, as well as the many 1%ers around these parts, I'm sure there are some fantastic stories out there of debuachery under...

    Started by Planet Houston‎, 05-18-2016 11:18 AM
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    05-31-2016, 08:03 PM Go to last post
  45. Post your received internet scam attempt here

    I'm sure there are threads on this, whatever. To lazy to search, because it won't work anyway. This just found in my inbox. Of course, the...

    Started by SBBruin‎, 05-18-2016 03:54 PM
    • Replies: 36
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    05-31-2016, 09:05 AM Go to last post
  46. Texas cuties from 1944

    Some hot Texas sorority chicks in 1944...

    Started by The Virginian‎, 05-24-2016 10:39 PM
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    05-30-2016, 10:00 AM Go to last post
  47. $#@! Attempts Suicide By Zoo Lion, Gets 2 Lions Killed

    Should have let this prick die, $#@! him. ...

    Started by TOR‎, 05-22-2016 07:55 AM
    • Replies: 41
    • Views: 1,888
    05-28-2016, 10:24 PM Go to last post
  48. Parenting Hacks for the Gathering of the Juggalos

    How to Gathering with your Kids Things I learned from this article: 1. They are breeding. 2. Violent J has a kid named Violent JJ. Does...

    Started by sweetjones‎, 05-25-2016 08:16 PM
    • Replies: 28
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    05-28-2016, 12:43 PM Go to last post
  49. Top Nominations to Rename Robert E. Lee Elementary

    Let's make Elementary Great Again! Unfortunately all the hispanic students are going to have to pitch in to build their own school....

    Started by Viper‎, 04-25-2016 09:42 AM
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    05-28-2016, 11:32 AM Go to last post
  50. Post a gif that you enjoy

    Started by Lady_Bevo‎, 05-10-2016 05:36 PM
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    05-27-2016, 06:44 PM Go to last post

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