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  1. I'm pretty sure someone dumped a dead body off 71 in Bee Cave

    Coming home from a trip to the store this a.m., noticed up ahead lights flashing on the right shoulder. Then a few seconds later in my rear view...

    Started by phdhorn‎, 10-25-2016 09:21 AM
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    10-26-2016, 02:22 PM Go to last post
  2. Bat$#@! crazy woman finally had enough

    http://nypost.com/2016/10/25/woman-who-pushed-husband-out-of-high-rise-window-found-dead-in-prison/ She took crazy to a whole new level.

    Started by Rocko20‎, 10-25-2016 09:44 PM
    • Replies: 18
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    10-26-2016, 01:00 PM Go to last post
  3. Funny Amazon Product Reviews.

    Post up your funny Amazon product reviews. I was getting some of that commercial toilet paper and found this gem:

    Started by Doze‎, 10-25-2016 12:53 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    10-25-2016, 03:23 PM Go to last post
  4. Well finally a solution for baldness

    https://youtu.be/AD-E2B5GfI8

    Started by Quagmire‎, 10-21-2016 10:49 AM
    • Replies: 2
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    10-25-2016, 01:04 PM Go to last post
  5. Post your jack-o'-lantern pics here

    Started by AGGY‎, 10-27-2009 03:36 PM
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    10-25-2016, 10:37 AM Go to last post
  6. Wedding Farva

    Let's go!

    Started by rumblefishstix‎, 10-22-2016 11:23 AM
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    10-25-2016, 12:56 AM Go to last post
  7. Planet of the vapes: Chain-smoking chimp puffs away on cigarettes .

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3851218/Planet-vapes-Chain-smoking-chimp-puffs-away-cigarettes-knows-use-lighter-North-Korean-zoo-opened-Kim-J...

    Started by Dolemite‎, 10-19-2016 01:19 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    10-22-2016, 09:09 PM Go to last post
  8. The Upside of Death

    At every funeral, there is at least a small group of people that you don't have to deal with ever again if you don't want to.

    Started by statsman‎, 10-20-2016 12:04 PM
    • Replies: 23
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    10-21-2016, 01:38 PM Go to last post
  9. What's your top five Bucket List items?

    I read a story online how a 102 year old lady got arrested to complete a bucket list wish and began thinking about what I would love to do before...

    Started by El Moco‎, 10-17-2016 12:52 PM
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    10-21-2016, 07:49 AM Go to last post
  10. Dallas Shaggy's 9th Annual Texas OU Happy Hour at Lee Harvey's-Friday, October 7th

    We're 4-4 since Shaggy started having happy hours at Lee Harvey's. Time to break the tie. If you're traveling up to Dallas on Friday afternoon,...

    Started by mdmost‎, 09-28-2016 02:50 PM
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    10-20-2016, 06:44 PM Go to last post
  11. Walk away girl

    Was driving down a frontage road near the highway tonight, noticed a girl/woman who from behind appeared to be pretty damn hot. Long, brown curling...

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 10-19-2016 10:34 PM
    • Replies: 17
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    10-20-2016, 06:36 PM Go to last post
  12. Half Brained Ideas From Florida Man

    Link MIAMI - A Miami man with a deformed skull, who became known as the "half-headed man," was arrested Monday on arson and first-degree...

    Started by retsevlys‎, 10-19-2016 06:59 PM
    • Replies: 15
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    10-20-2016, 11:45 AM Go to last post
  13. Pussy perhaps suffers its first defeat

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-allegedly-cons-women-buying-150532594.html Has anyone seen Mizzou lately?

    Started by Rocko20‎, 10-18-2016 05:06 AM
    • Replies: 15
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    10-18-2016, 04:00 PM Go to last post
  14. What Is The Most You Spent On a Single Bottle of Liquor?

    Came across this pic I had in my phone and thought I'd ask. Also, has anyone ever had this bottle pictured here?

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 10-05-2016 11:20 PM
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    10-18-2016, 02:19 PM Go to last post
  15. Fighting over Miranda Kerr

    Too old and too rich to be fighting over a bitch, even Miranda Kerr. ...

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 05-17-2014 09:08 PM
    • Replies: 47
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    10-18-2016, 08:35 AM Go to last post
  16. Kris Kristofferson - Most Interesting Man in the World?

    If I could live one person's life, I think it'd be his. The man got some amazing trim. His father was an Air Force General, In the 50s he was in...

    Started by austintx71‎, 09-21-2012 09:28 AM
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    10-17-2016, 09:17 AM Go to last post
  17. Fond memories of my time on the 40 acres '92-'97 - Public Access TV Shows

    Something about combining alcohol, Gumby's $5 carry out XL pizza, some smoke from my connection who worked at a drive through beer store VERY close...

    Started by Amber Lamps‎, 11-05-2014 11:20 AM
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    10-16-2016, 10:09 AM Go to last post
  18. Scottish Wikipedia

    This is pretty good. https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bairn

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 10-15-2016 10:10 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 630
    10-15-2016, 08:54 PM Go to last post
  19. Stephanie and Elijah

    So, seems like Elijah was married to someone else, was $#@!ing Stephanie while married, and is now marrying Stephanie. So, the happy couple set...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 10-07-2016 03:12 PM
    • Replies: 32
    • Views: 2,763
    10-13-2016, 12:16 PM Go to last post
  20. I am loving being in Texas

    Listening to Waylon drinking Bud Light. $#@!ing Murica. I have found a way to piss off the $#@!gy's. I start a conversation with them and then tell...

    Started by Clintonaldo‎, 10-07-2016 05:38 PM
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    • Replies: 52
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    10-11-2016, 08:50 PM Go to last post
  21. Happy Columbus Day

    :lol:

    Started by Armybrat‎, 10-11-2010 08:00 AM
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    10-11-2016, 01:49 PM Go to last post
  22. Windows 93

    CLICK ME z

    Started by MrPhlegm‎, 10-09-2016 02:20 PM
    • Replies: 10
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    10-09-2016, 11:08 PM Go to last post
  23. Ridiculous $#@! you were punished for as a kid

    My old man was a control freak with a lot of dinner table rules. We'd get stabbed in the back of the hand with a fork for: elbows on the table, not...

    Started by Monty86‎, 09-29-2016 08:41 AM
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    10-09-2016, 09:44 PM Go to last post
  24. Pimping is a crime

    r.i.p. backpage.com ...

    Started by 5280‎, 10-07-2016 06:31 AM
    • Replies: 23
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    10-09-2016, 06:25 PM Go to last post
  25. What sucks worse than having a garage sale?

    Ass cancer? Herp? OU? I don't know that I can think of anything, to be honest. Wife started floating the idea about six weeks ago that we needed...

    Started by GhostOfTomJoad‎, 05-07-2016 03:02 PM
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    10-08-2016, 12:48 PM Go to last post
  26. Do we have gypsies in America?

    I ask because there is a convoy of the most run down travel trailers in the Walmart parking lot out here. Like ten of them, complete with cardboard...

    Started by NotActuallyALonghorn‎, 06-06-2013 04:53 PM
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    10-07-2016, 04:36 PM Go to last post
  27. Catfish Cooley; Kyrie Eleisons 2nd cousin

    *Language warning*

    Started by Blain‎, 09-30-2016 10:54 AM
    • Replies: 28
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    10-07-2016, 10:20 AM Go to last post
  28. Adults + Florida + Chuck E. Cheese =

    Massive Brawl http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57f418f6e4b04c71d6f09b66/amp Video at the link, can't post it from my phone

    Started by Rocko20‎, 10-06-2016 03:33 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 676
    10-07-2016, 09:55 AM Go to last post
  29. 30 years ago today

    I busted up my mom's pussy real good. Then my dad couldn't have good sex, so they got a divorce. $#@!ed me up a little, they said it wasn't my...

    Started by iamthepush‎, 10-07-2010 03:42 PM
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    10-07-2016, 08:38 AM Go to last post
  30. Any of you engage in scripophily?

    I'd like to collect & display some examples of vintage companies.

    Started by Armybrat‎, 10-05-2016 08:52 PM
    • Replies: 17
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    10-06-2016, 01:48 PM Go to last post
  31. Death to these little sumbitches!!

    Sprayed a nest of yellow jackets hidden behind a Longhorn fixture on my patio last evening. Counted 51 little carcasses on the slate, shovel, &...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 10-04-2016 10:36 AM
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    10-06-2016, 12:59 PM Go to last post
  32. Special Teams Breakdown (This cracked me up)

    http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2016/10/5/13178812/special-teams-breakdown-kick-returns

    Started by TwiceHorn‎, 10-06-2016 09:12 AM
    • Replies: 2
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    10-06-2016, 09:52 AM Go to last post
  33. Ridiculous $#@! you were never punished for as a kid

    Recurring events or crazy one-off shenanigans/crimes, what is some of the ridiculous $#@! you were never punished for as a kid?

    Started by SPII‎, 09-29-2016 11:59 AM
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    10-05-2016, 10:47 AM Go to last post
  34. Man survives 2 bear attacks in same morning

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/10/03/man-survives-2-bear-attacks-same-morning/91461590/ A more detailed account of it here, with...

    Started by Rocko20‎, 10-03-2016 02:20 PM
    • Replies: 34
    • Views: 1,106
    10-04-2016, 09:44 PM Go to last post
  35. $#@! It. I Quit.

    Rude KTVA Alaska reporter quits on air. ...

    Started by Beef Supreme‎, 09-22-2014 09:45 AM
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    10-04-2016, 11:37 AM Go to last post
  36. Is your dog’s Halloween costume sexist?

    From the BUSINESS part of Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2016/09/29/is-your-dogs-halloween-costume-sexist/

    Started by SilentJay‎, 09-30-2016 09:31 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    10-04-2016, 11:02 AM Go to last post
  37. Coolest Cooler

    Did not see this posted any where, this thing looks like the tits

    Started by Crab Person‎, 08-27-2014 02:40 PM
    • Replies: 29
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    10-04-2016, 07:22 AM Go to last post
  38. Once Again Florida Because Florida

    From Cosmopolitan Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the...

    Started by msbesq‎, 10-03-2016 01:13 PM
    • Replies: 16
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    10-03-2016, 10:43 PM Go to last post
  39. Baby T-Rex Defeated by the Undefeated

    or British woman does her best Florida impression. ...

    Started by crash_davis‎, 10-03-2016 04:47 PM
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 650
    10-03-2016, 10:16 PM Go to last post
  40. Naked man drives wrong way on Highway, kisses officer and claims God gave him acid

    http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/local/story/2016/sep/30/naked-man-drives-wrong-way-highway-111-tries-kiss-officer-and-claims-god-gave-him-acid/3895...

    Started by SilentJay‎, 10-02-2016 05:04 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 393
    10-03-2016, 09:06 AM Go to last post
  41. Things your $#@! says.

    ....

    Started by MrPhlegm‎, 09-29-2016 12:57 PM
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    09-30-2016, 09:57 PM Go to last post
  42. 70 years buried in a bog - machinegun fires again

    http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-15660438 Salvaged from a crashed Spitfire, a Browning .303 runs great. John Moses Browning was the greatest...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 09-22-2016 07:54 PM
    • Replies: 40
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    09-29-2016, 08:25 PM Go to last post
  43. My baby 9 mos later. It's been awesome.

    Am I supposed to post this here or Facebook?

    Started by OklahomaHorn60‎, 09-28-2016 09:58 PM
    • Replies: 17
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    09-29-2016, 05:15 PM Go to last post
  44. Belt Buckle Thread

    Haven't seen one around here yet so....... A fellow on the Kahrtalk gun forum found one of these online. Me want: The back side...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 07-02-2016 01:47 PM
    • Replies: 33
    • Views: 1,947
    09-29-2016, 02:41 PM Go to last post
  45. Mr. Stephen Bates lives up to his name

    CHESTERFIELD COUNTY, Va. – A woman contacted Chesterfield Police after she said she spotted an adult male masturbating outside a daycare building on...

    Started by Whitman‎, 09-27-2016 05:37 PM
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 1,009
    09-29-2016, 09:22 AM Go to last post
  46. 'Incurable' public masturbator has life sentence overturned

    Shagsters gonna shag, but at least there's hope now 'Incurable' public masturbator has his life sentence overturned after Oregon Supreme Court...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 09-23-2016 06:34 PM
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    09-28-2016, 11:52 PM Go to last post
  47. The lewdest town names in each state

    I'd really like to know the high school mascots for some of these places. ...

    Started by Prepuce of Doom‎, 09-23-2016 02:12 PM
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    09-27-2016, 04:35 PM Go to last post
  48. SIAP..... best Bigfoot Sighting

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/Kdw1KSkO1tI DAMN! OK! I don't know how to embed, but it's worth the click.

    Started by CapnChris‎, 09-25-2016 09:01 PM
    • Replies: 23
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    09-27-2016, 11:41 AM Go to last post
  49. iPhone 7 hack - add a headphone jack!

    LOL, this dude has over 10 million views on this video and people are actually trying it. Some funny $#@! right there! PS - don't actually...

    Started by Not-a-friend‎, 09-27-2016 12:28 AM
    • Replies: 9
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    09-27-2016, 11:20 AM Go to last post
  50. Should I have not dumped a cup of sperm on her head?

    Yes. This occurred in Florida Like a boss.

    Started by Leeroy Jenkins‎, 09-22-2016 10:37 AM
    • Replies: 38
    • Views: 1,759
    09-27-2016, 10:14 AM Go to last post

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