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  1. Find a fiddy in this bitch, and I'm pussy!

    Closed a giant, 2 year deal with the University's primary roll off construction crew...WHILE MY PHONE WAS OFF... during a final examination,...

    Started by TTomTerrific‎, 07-07-2016 11:36 PM
    • Replies: 24
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    07-09-2016, 10:39 PM Go to last post
  2. Vic Mathias Shores?

    Wtf?

    Started by Horn_Spanker‎, 07-04-2016 07:07 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    07-09-2016, 10:21 PM Go to last post
  3. Paging Ramjet - Girl running from Pea$#@! Photoshop Battle

    SIAP, I did look. http://aplus.com/a/girl-runs-away-from-pea$#@!-photoshop-battle?c=13244&utm_campaign=i102&utm_source=a97707 Here are...

    Started by DDD Dad‎, 07-01-2016 12:16 PM
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    07-07-2016, 09:01 PM Go to last post
  4. Boosie Badazz: Rapper Says Cartoons Are 'Forcing' Children to Be Gay for Financial Ga

    Badazz said Thursday on DJ Vlad's show that he doesn't hate LGBT people, but "gay stuff is everywhere," and that almost half the population would be...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 07-02-2016 01:34 PM
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 815
    07-07-2016, 03:33 PM Go to last post
  5. July 4th 2016 home firework show thread

    So I looked couldn't find the old thread started a new thread. I live in michigan and I put on the firework show in my family. This is my favorite...

    Started by Bogeywon‎, 05-07-2016 12:25 PM
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    07-06-2016, 09:46 PM Go to last post
  6. Happy Independence Day

    America is a fat, rude, arrogant nation. We include the States of Florida and Ohio. But $#@!ing so what. Every time someone else in the world...

    Started by Parliament‎, 07-04-2016 08:16 AM
    • Replies: 42
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    07-06-2016, 01:46 PM Go to last post
  7. Woman Uses Infant to Batter Boyfriend. Guess Which State?

    Fortunately, the infant's ok.

    Started by phdhorn‎, 07-05-2016 10:32 AM
    • Replies: 28
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    07-06-2016, 05:47 AM Go to last post
  8. is shaggy young, smart, and rich, or old and poor?

    i dont know which of these im supposed to believe

    Started by 5280‎, 07-04-2016 11:42 AM
    • Replies: 41
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    07-05-2016, 05:51 PM Go to last post
  9. $#@! you can't believe people overpay for, or even buy in the first place...

    The Keurig Gold thread reminded me of something my wife bought the other day. It blew me away that anyone would be duped into paying so much for it....

    Started by wood‎, 06-11-2016 06:26 PM
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    07-05-2016, 03:34 PM Go to last post
  10. First time living in the mountains. Looking for advice.

    Before last summer I had never lived anywhere else besides Texas. As of today, I'll now be living in Alma, CO. When I first moved here last June I...

    Started by JMT‎, 02-20-2015 10:51 PM
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    07-05-2016, 01:53 PM Go to last post
  11. Schau mich an! Schau mich an! Machu Picchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....................

    Look at me! Look at me! I'm flyiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.................

    Started by phdhorn‎, 07-01-2016 12:03 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    07-04-2016, 06:23 PM Go to last post
  12. dafuq? Man shoves bag of feces down a woman's shorts in broad daylight

    Nope, not Florida, New York City. $#@! gotta be crazy NYPD hunt man who shoved a bag of feces down a woman's pants in broad daylight in...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-30-2016 05:54 PM
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 990
    07-02-2016, 12:00 PM Go to last post
  13. Happy Canada Day

    On this date in 1867, the nation of Candada was formed from a rag-tag gathering of provinces who knew better than to join the United States.* ...

    Started by Parliament‎, 07-01-2016 07:17 AM
    • Replies: 37
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    07-02-2016, 11:04 AM Go to last post
  14. Failed Houston meeting Porch Swing Now

    So I'm at Porch Swing. Was meeting idogg and Macanudo, but in typical Houston fashion idogg would rather $#@! around with his cable and Macanudo is...

    Started by Snacks‎, 07-01-2016 12:50 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    07-02-2016, 10:22 AM Go to last post
  15. Video of brawl at a Dallas taqueria

    Zepol??? A massive brawl broke out, allegedly over chips and salsa, at Taqueria El Paisano Mexican restaurant in northwest Dallas involving men,...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-30-2016 05:42 PM
    • Replies: 48
    • Views: 1,661
    07-02-2016, 05:10 AM Go to last post
  16. Prankster Dad copies his daughter's sexy selfies

    don't know about sexy, but definitely funny--even more on the interwebs 'Instead of telling her to stop, well, I thought of something better':...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 07-01-2016 05:34 PM
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 986
    07-02-2016, 04:34 AM Go to last post
  17. Boston Dynamics Lab = Cyberdyne Systems

    Continue to fund a program that's exceptionally risky, build a robot, then $#@! with him by knocking him over. Why are we doing this!?

    Started by Parliament‎, 02-24-2016 07:47 AM
    • Replies: 47
    • Views: 2,059
    07-01-2016, 07:45 PM Go to last post
  18. Matthew "The King" S. Appreciation Thread

    Stumbled upon The King's Yelp review page, and it is pure gold. Matthew "The King" S. is from Sugar Land, and let me tell you, he is helping all of...

    Started by numbereleven‎, 06-30-2016 12:00 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 473
    07-01-2016, 12:24 PM Go to last post
  19. Austin businessman up to no good.

    https://www.facebook.com/kaitlyn.saunders.35/posts/10209909742318794 I bet ole John is having an awkward Monday at work. I hope he doesn't post...

    Started by GRHorn‎, 06-27-2016 03:00 PM
    • Replies: 47
    • Views: 3,429
    07-01-2016, 10:45 AM Go to last post
  20. Orlando Female Karate instructor sends nude photos to boy

    Isn't there a teacher/student sex thread? oh well couldn't find it after several searches. Wood

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-23-2016 05:37 PM
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    06-30-2016, 10:38 PM Go to last post
  21. Teacher who wanted to 'get baked' with 'hot' students losing job

    http://www.nj.com/camden/index.ssf/2016/06/teacher_who_suggested_he_student_get_baked_to_lose.html#incart_river_home Sorry for partying NJ

    Started by SilentJay‎, 06-30-2016 02:42 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 905
    06-30-2016, 05:44 PM Go to last post
  22. Holy Peggy Blumquist! Suspect Drives With Body Lodged in Car for a Mile After H&R

    Drunk dwarf? http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/1-Dead-After-Car-Collides-With-Pedestrian-Oceanside-Police-Say-384538141.html

    Started by TOR‎, 06-28-2016 08:50 AM
    • Replies: 32
    • Views: 1,421
    06-30-2016, 01:12 PM Go to last post
  23. Expensive stuff you're proud to own

    One, single $70 Ohio State polo shirt. My Yeti Roadie. Awesome lunchbox. Can ride around in a hot pickup bed all day and keep my tuna salad...

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-12-2016 02:16 PM
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    06-29-2016, 11:09 PM Go to last post
  24. Cajun Thundercats, TundaMinous... Kyrie Eleison, Brisket, these are for you (and me)

    If you ain't at least half cajun, just keep on moving because none of this will make any sense. pullin toes, ain't heard that $#@! in a long long...

    Started by Blain‎, 05-26-2016 08:17 PM
    • Replies: 22
    • Views: 1,638
    06-29-2016, 07:38 PM Go to last post
  25. Jay Leno's upside down in his garage

    Filming the first episode of Leno's garage. Get's interesting at about the 3 min mark

    Started by EuroHorn‎, 06-28-2016 11:45 AM
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 737
    06-28-2016, 11:41 PM Go to last post
  26. DR used morphine to knock out patient then faps on her

    Shaggy Doctor?? Disgraced Manhattan doctor 'used powerful anesthesia to knock out patient, 29, before masturbating on her in emergency room' ...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-23-2016 08:15 PM
    • Replies: 36
    • Views: 2,053
    06-28-2016, 01:02 PM Go to last post
  27. Polar Bears

    I watched Nature last night on PBS. It focused on Polar Bears. Their top speed is a bit over 25mph. The narrator said a 1500 pound Polar Bear...

    Started by CrowBale‎, 06-24-2016 10:24 AM
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 1,090
    06-28-2016, 12:27 PM Go to last post
  28. When Firewalking Goes Bad

    Dozens of idiots seek medical attention after scorching feet on hot coals at Tony Robbins seminar. And lots of people ate listeria-tainted...

    Started by sweetjones‎, 06-24-2016 03:01 PM
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 1,062
    06-28-2016, 10:59 AM Go to last post
  29. $#@! Starbucks!! We need some of these fellatio cafes

    I'd pay fivebucks for some of that. :smoke: Although if you spilled some of that hot coffee on her head she might bite your $#@! off. 'FELLATIO...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-24-2016 01:56 PM
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 1,448
    06-27-2016, 06:57 PM Go to last post
  30. RC truck fun

    This video was way more engrossing for me than it should have been.

    Started by Buffsoldier‎, 06-26-2016 12:57 AM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 606
    06-27-2016, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  31. Origins of "dumpster fire"

    This article is ridiculously long, like the writer cranked it out during a meth bender, but here's the short version: earliest use was in a 2003...

    Started by sweetjones‎, 06-25-2016 05:04 PM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 872
    06-27-2016, 11:26 AM Go to last post
  32. Dad of the Year

    You've got to teach those kids to get right back up after they fall out of the car, especially if you are $#@!faced behind the wheel.

    Started by sweetjones‎, 06-26-2016 08:41 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    06-27-2016, 01:52 AM Go to last post
  33. Border Collie Tripping On Magic Mushrooms

    Started by TOR‎, 06-24-2016 03:39 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    06-26-2016, 04:20 PM Go to last post
  34. New charges in feces-slinging court appearance (Hand jive)

    Hit his lawyer, not a fan. Video at link: http://www.whio.com/news/news/crime-law/man-slings-feces-during-robbery-sentence/nrkh5/

    Started by Blank‎, 06-25-2016 06:50 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 392
    06-26-2016, 03:24 PM Go to last post
  35. W. Africa Shaggy HH

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1339254/boozy-chimps-use-own-tools-to-obtain-alcohol-from-palm-trees-in-west-africa/

    Started by TOR‎, 06-25-2016 12:28 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 404
    06-25-2016, 04:45 PM Go to last post
  36. Grateful Amish give 14 yo daughter as thanks

    That's really $#@!ed up, but then again, they did have 9 others :roll: I wonder how this is just coming up 4 years after it happened?? Police:...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-17-2016 08:17 PM
    • Replies: 47
    • Views: 2,307
    06-25-2016, 02:30 PM Go to last post
  37. "Don't Talk, Don't Walk... Without the Law Hawk!"

    This Law Hawk commercial succeeds in making getting arrested in Fort Worth seem like a pretty damn fun idea: The most pressing question the...

    Started by UPennHorn‎, 09-29-2014 11:41 PM
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    06-24-2016, 07:09 PM Go to last post
  38. Prof. Pudpuller...

    that's my fetish!

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 06-21-2016 03:26 PM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 995
    06-24-2016, 05:55 PM Go to last post
  39. Petition to Maintain Military's Basic Allowance for Housing

    No cloak room. A good friend of mine and great Marine sent the following email: "Below is a petition to maintain the current Basic Allowance for...

    Started by spoosner‎, 06-24-2016 11:03 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 280
    06-24-2016, 12:21 PM Go to last post
  40. Meet Nacho Urias: The Waxahachie,TX Wild Thing Playboy Party Animal

    Thanks to CutTheCrackJack, we get to see a guy named Nacho Urias. A party animal from good ol Waxachie down 35. He will down 22 or 40 ounces if you...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 01-20-2015 08:41 PM
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    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 14
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    06-24-2016, 02:12 AM Go to last post
  41. That is One Ballsy UT Student

    Micah Poag is my new hero: http://www.vocativ.com/332049/meet-the-kid-who-snuck-his-way-into-game-7-with-a-fake-press-pass/

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 06-22-2016 04:07 PM
    • Replies: 28
    • Views: 1,791
    06-23-2016, 10:35 PM Go to last post
  42. I need to talk to some black men about how fine Nia Long has gotten and other sisters

    so wife and I were watching that new Uncle Buck last night (it was pretty funny) and Nia long in the first outfit I saw here in was looking chunky....

    Started by Montag‎, 06-22-2016 01:13 PM
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    06-23-2016, 08:56 PM Go to last post
  43. Worst thing you've ever said or done to an ex.

    Let's be honest; it goes both ways. Intentional or not, men are $#@!s too. Me: Missed her sister's graduation because of a raging hangover,...

    Started by Parliament‎, 05-02-2016 10:41 PM
    7 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7
    • Replies: 331
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    06-23-2016, 01:43 PM Go to last post
  44. Post your strawberry moon pics

    Was expecting this But got this Maybe you guys can get better pics

    Started by Jade‎, 06-20-2016 11:44 PM
    • Replies: 33
    • Views: 1,384
    06-22-2016, 09:18 AM Go to last post
  45. Mysterious Men In Black Appearing In ... Iowa?

    http://kwqc.com/2016/06/21/mysterious-men-in-black-sightings-reported-along-muscatine-co-roadways/

    Started by TOR‎, 06-21-2016 09:59 AM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,079
    06-22-2016, 12:05 AM Go to last post
  46. Austin mom breaks her kid's fingers for bad cleaning job

    and I thought Hispanic mom's were mean, damn! A chancla does a lot less damage than a 1x4 Austin mother accused of breaking child's fingers after...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 06-21-2016 01:57 PM
    • Replies: 44
    • Views: 945
    06-21-2016, 10:36 PM Go to last post
  47. Do you $#@! in front of your wife / GF?

    If you've ever been in the military you can drop your pants and pretty much take a dump in front of any guy. But after almost 20 years I still close...

    Started by GoPokes83‎, 06-17-2016 11:32 PM
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    06-21-2016, 11:12 AM Go to last post
  48. Punched my dad in the face and found out some family secrets

    Last night I went to visit my parents, my favorite soccer Mexican team was playing. My dad hates my team with passion and he was bitching about a...

    Started by JNip‎, 01-12-2013 12:13 PM
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    06-21-2016, 01:42 AM Go to last post
  49. Man poses as female porn recruiter, has sex with dumb women

    Too much here to copy and paste. He pretended to be a woman, who was a porn recruiter. Convinced some very intelligent women to have sex with "her"...

    Started by PilotsError‎, 06-16-2016 04:56 PM
    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 2,570
    06-20-2016, 03:26 PM Go to last post
  50. Had a weird moment yesterday

    I was doing some yard work, and I heard my neighbor cough. I called him over and we hung out on the back porch and had a discussion. You see, when...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 04-26-2014 10:01 AM
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    • Replies: 167
    • Views: 9,142
    06-18-2016, 05:50 PM Go to last post

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