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Drunk stories, laughs, links, all that crap

  1. Guess What?

    Just kidding. Some of you $#@!s have known me around here for a long time, even from that "other" place. And know about kids stories etc. Well...

    Started by Bevoette‎, 05-11-2017 03:48 PM
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  2. The AVN awards on Showtime

    No pics Blacklab. Y'all ever watched this? Holy hell the IQ of these actors and actresses may, may average 45. I'm sure it's a rerun but you...

    Started by markstanco‎, 05-02-2017 11:45 PM
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  3. Richard Simmons goes to court to proce he's still a man.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/richard-simmons-sues-national-enquirer-over-sex-change-report-n756641

    Started by Parliament‎, 05-09-2017 08:06 AM
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    05-10-2017, 11:48 PM Go to last post
  4. Grandma Gives Blowjob Tips

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 04-29-2017 11:05 PM
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 1,774
    05-10-2017, 09:48 PM Go to last post
  5. Road rage: two dudes with (one with a baseball bat) vs one unarmed man

    Goes down exactly as expected: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhk240r4jewhHJcDED

    Started by Derka‎, 05-07-2017 06:02 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    05-08-2017, 08:56 PM Go to last post
  6. Man who ordered Prostitute horrified when she turned out to be his wife

    Can't paste from the site. Not sure if real. But does it matter? http://alabamaobserver.com/winfield-man-ordered-prostitute-horrified-turned-wife/

    Started by Dolemite‎, 05-02-2017 10:07 AM
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    05-08-2017, 06:59 PM Go to last post
  7. Die, Dichondra. Die!!!!

    Sweatergawd, this crap has invaded my yard over the winter, and it's everywhere. It's choking out the St. A... I tried some cheap weed and feed to no...

    Started by Snacks‎, 04-20-2017 07:35 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    05-08-2017, 03:21 PM Go to last post
  8. Warning a Shagster is loose in Hyde Park- spanking wimmin's butt's

    OK fess up, who's the secret groper.... http://keyetv.com/news/local/austin-police-searching-for-hyde-park-spanker

    Started by KC-97HORN‎, 05-05-2017 12:20 PM
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    05-08-2017, 11:18 AM Go to last post
  9. Guys you hate that had sex with girls you love

    None. I'm alpha

    Started by Plain and Simple‎, 05-06-2017 06:17 PM
    • Replies: 32
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    05-08-2017, 10:26 AM Go to last post
  10. Top of My Christmas List

    Started by sweetjones‎, 05-06-2017 05:03 PM
    • Replies: 15
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    05-08-2017, 02:15 AM Go to last post
  11. ESPN's Salvation: Rolling Tires Down A Ski Jump

    I could watch this $#@! for hours.

    Started by sweetjones‎, 04-21-2017 12:01 AM
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    05-05-2017, 10:32 PM Go to last post
  12. Criminal Minds season finale

    $#@!ing fan-boi, cant believe you clicked on this thread.

    Started by beer‎, 05-04-2017 08:04 AM
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    05-05-2017, 11:23 AM Go to last post
  13. Dr. Ruth interviews Jerry Seinfeld -- 10 minute vid

    Started by Vin Chung‎, 05-04-2017 11:12 PM
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    05-04-2017, 11:12 PM Go to last post
  14. You better come on down here and suck my $#@! first

    Why is that considered inappropriate workplace language? That's the only way the thing you want done is going to get done in the timeframe in which...

    Started by WhoooTex‎, 05-03-2017 03:28 PM
    • Replies: 23
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    05-04-2017, 02:40 PM Go to last post
  15. Periscope random screenshot thread

    a. periscope is a gotdam veritable goldmine c. everything is a fantastic idea after you've had one or a few

    Started by The University‎, 03-15-2016 08:54 PM
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    05-04-2017, 11:19 AM Go to last post
  16. Finger lickin' good...Meth head sexually assaults chicken

    Tastes like chicken? Fowl play! Meth addict, 27, 'with a mind of a seven-year-old' is charged with sexually assaulting a CHICKEN An...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 05-03-2017 02:32 PM
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 442
    05-04-2017, 11:08 AM Go to last post
  17. Gym pet peeves

    I feel like we need a running thread to complain about people at the gym. Do we already have one of those? If so, delete thread, ban user. If not,...

    Started by wild_turkey‎, 10-21-2010 09:56 PM
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  18. office pet peeves

    I'm curious to hear some of y'all's experiences working in an office. My work is generally good, but my brother's office situation sounds like a...

    Started by SPII‎, 12-12-2012 12:33 PM
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    05-04-2017, 08:53 AM Go to last post
  19. Teaching Sex Ed. to 6th grade boys

    I'm a P.E. teacher and athletics coach at the middle school level. The district decided we should be the ones to teach 6th graders sex ed. (Worth the...

    Started by RexWilson‎, 04-13-2016 08:11 AM
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    05-03-2017, 09:39 PM Go to last post
  20. Online Rivals

    This could go in Varsity or Belmont but I'm sticking it here. Who should we nominate? The whole season of this new MTV show could come from Shaggy. ...

    Started by tonytexan‎, 04-25-2017 01:07 PM
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    05-03-2017, 11:25 AM Go to last post
  21. The Juicero

    Silicon Valley's greatest new idea. $120 million in VC funding produces a $400 dollar machine that will squeeze $10 proprietary bags of juice --...

    Started by MajorTexasFan‎, 04-19-2017 09:32 PM
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    05-03-2017, 06:05 AM Go to last post
  22. Errant wheel & tire thread

    If you follow the lol pic or holy $#@! pic threads, then you know how many videos there are of tires and wheels going crazy. I find it amazing that...

    Started by SPII‎, 04-21-2017 09:49 AM
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    05-03-2017, 12:34 AM Go to last post
  23. My Last Favorite News Anchor has a Newspaper Now. Deeda Payton.

    The Newspaper is "Community Impact Newspaper". No pics though. Maybe someone can help?

    Started by gotexas872‎, 04-28-2017 07:03 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    05-02-2017, 02:57 PM Go to last post
  24. New sport sweeping

    Scandinavia Competitive hobby horse WTF!!

    Started by smax‎, 04-29-2017 11:18 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    05-02-2017, 01:21 PM Go to last post
  25. Things that remind you of growing up poor.

    Campbell's chicken and star noodle soup. Generic pop tarts. Walmart work boots that rub all the skin off your feet. Mountain Lightning. Instant...

    Started by Parliament‎, 08-18-2015 08:44 AM
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    05-02-2017, 12:26 PM Go to last post
  26. Britney' still got it

    Dayum.. https://www.instagram.com/p/BKhILj4AEp0/

    Started by Vertigo‎, 09-20-2016 05:06 PM
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    05-02-2017, 06:17 AM Go to last post
  27. Eeyore's Birthday Party 4/29/2017

    PSA for anyone who may have forgotten- it's next Saturday, April 29th. Current forecast shows it being on the warmer side (high of 92)... which is...

    Started by KaiserSoze‎, 04-21-2017 05:01 PM
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    04-30-2017, 05:19 PM Go to last post
  28. Sandra Bullock owns the old Longhorn Speedway?

    https://blackflag.jalopnik.com/how-i-tried-to-figure-out-if-sandra-bullock-owns-a-forg-1794238061 Pretty interesting. The best part is Jesse...

    Started by Orange&White‎, 04-26-2017 07:55 AM
    • Replies: 9
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    04-30-2017, 09:42 AM Go to last post
  29. Meth-head wanted to buy scalpel at Walgreen's

    So I stop in at Walgreen's on my way home from work tonight to pick up prescriptions for my 10-month-old boy, who has an ear infection. I'm waiting...

    Started by C-Man‎, 11-06-2008 01:11 AM
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    04-30-2017, 07:05 AM Go to last post
  30. Who else likes drinking beer in their garage alone??

    Sorry, no funny youtube clips. The wife is gone for a few hours and I love sitting in my garage by myself listening to music and drinking coldies....

    Started by Clintonaldo‎, 03-17-2015 05:10 PM
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    04-29-2017, 10:57 PM Go to last post
  31. What is this $#@!?

    My wife and I met in a Renaissance Civilization class at UT. When we were dating, we talked all the time about Jane Austen, and Erasmus, and...

    Started by Walden Ponderer‎, 04-28-2017 04:58 PM
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    04-29-2017, 06:49 PM Go to last post
  32. Baby Names

    I've delivered a few babies with very unique names, such as: Chlamadia Fo'Real L-A (pronounced "Ladasha") and just last week: L-J' (pronounced...

    Started by oobe‎, 06-19-2010 09:46 PM
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    04-29-2017, 05:21 PM Go to last post
  33. Hello, this is Sharon your local Google specialist

    $#@! you you $#@!ing $#@!.

    Started by blacklab‎, 04-28-2017 02:11 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    04-29-2017, 12:16 PM Go to last post
  34. Prodigy Mortgage Austin Shaggy HH, Fri Apr 28, 5pm, Tap 24 (1004 W 24th)

    Been a while since we've done a Prodigy Mortgage/REI Home Realty HH in Austin.. Beer, Mortgages, Real Estate, etc. Y'all know the drill.

    Started by UTPhil2006‎, 04-18-2017 01:07 PM
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    04-29-2017, 01:43 AM Go to last post
  35. The worst selfish $#@! thing dumbasses do on the road: pulling out in front of me

    You're moving at speed. Clear road in front of you. You've left the bull$#@! behind and are just cruising. There's no one behind you And then here...

    Started by Montag‎, 06-05-2015 10:20 AM
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    04-28-2017, 10:21 AM Go to last post
  36. Spam just got weird

    So I'm cleaning out my gmail spam folder today and I noticed this message: I don't get it. What's the point? After googling, I found another...

    Started by Apep‎, 04-27-2017 02:10 PM
    • Replies: 15
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    04-27-2017, 04:15 PM Go to last post
  37. Austin nostalgia thread - old photo heavy

    Saw this on a car forum - too many great pics of "old" Austin to load here: http://car-club.proboards.com/thread/1723/old-austin-grew 183 &...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 09-30-2014 08:57 AM
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    04-27-2017, 02:14 PM Go to last post
  38. "Don't go to the ocean, the ocean is the shark's house."

    With the recent spike in shark attacks around our nation's beaches, a variety of individuals have been offering their particular insights on this...

    Started by UPennHorn‎, 07-08-2015 04:52 PM
    • Replies: 31
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    04-27-2017, 12:52 AM Go to last post
  39. Doritos & Marvel Partner for 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' Promotion: Exclusive

    http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/tv-film/7775028/doritos-marvel-partner-for-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-promotion?utm_source=twitter ...

    Started by SilentJay‎, 04-26-2017 08:53 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    04-26-2017, 09:16 PM Go to last post
  40. 1,100 strangers show up for sex

    http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/grindr-lawsuit/index.html

    Started by Superhero‎, 04-16-2017 09:36 AM
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    04-26-2017, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  41. What's the maddest you've ever been?

    I'm pretty even keeled. I don't get mad enough to yell very often. But it happens. I was single living with a friend in his house and came home...

    Started by Buzzrock‎, 04-14-2017 06:34 PM
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    04-26-2017, 08:27 AM Go to last post
  42. Springtime brings the critters (A/C incident)

    Odd thing happened last night when we went to bed. The central A/C timer kicked the air on at 10pm as usual, then outside the master bathroom window...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 04-19-2017 08:53 AM
    • Replies: 24
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    04-25-2017, 09:39 PM Go to last post
  43. Japanese have perfected the skateboard ---- and it's pretty cool

    Goes more than 7 miles on one battery charge at 6.2 mph. http://fortune.com/2015/08/07/japan-walkcar-transporter/

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 08-07-2015 07:37 PM
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    04-25-2017, 10:17 AM Go to last post
  44. Need vegas contact/hookup (substances) for friend

    My friend is going to vegas this weekend. He doesn't want to fly with stuff. I told him it should be really easy to find stuff there. ...

    Started by LongIslandIceSIP‎, 05-25-2011 12:40 PM
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    04-25-2017, 10:08 AM Go to last post
  45. What is one thing that your parents did with you that emulate with your kids?

    We hear about the things that our parents did wrong with us but what things did your parents get right that you are doing with your children?

    Started by JimL‎, 04-22-2017 01:51 PM
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    04-25-2017, 12:37 AM Go to last post
  46. some shagster almost...ALMOST...scored.

    we're here for you...but first we feast.

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 04-24-2017 11:37 AM
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    04-24-2017, 07:29 PM Go to last post
  47. Niiiice $#@! story

    Before Fatwa is started....my father/BIL (UT fans) have not read the Texas/Nebraska ('99 I believe) Big 12 Championship story. Includes "nice $#@!"....

    Started by BearCountry11‎, 04-15-2017 10:11 PM
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    04-24-2017, 01:47 PM Go to last post
  48. Most Epic Drunk Stories...IN MS PAINT

    The following $#@! happened to me. Props to Hook1997 who suggested a MS Paint Drunk Thread. Part 1 of 5

    Started by THujone‎, 07-28-2010 08:21 PM
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    04-24-2017, 01:09 PM Go to last post
  49. Man Punches Woman Square in the Face at Baseball Game

    For supposedly spitting on him. Both of them were arrested. ...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 04-20-2017 11:14 AM
    • Replies: 37
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    04-23-2017, 09:28 PM Go to last post

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