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  1. Favorite Comedian?

    There are and have been some great ones - Sam Kinison, Don Rickles, etc. But to me, it began and ended with George Carlin: ...

    Started by ctrl+alt+del‎, 08-24-2009 01:10 AM
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  2. excuse my french, but $#@! thieves

    Dealing with the credit card company right now. Some low life piece of $#@! has duplicated my credit card in ohio. In vegas at a conference, and...

    Started by markstanco‎, 04-30-2014 12:54 AM
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    10-10-2017, 09:15 PM Go to last post
  3. Shaggy 10-Year Anniversary Happy Hour?

    Next month marks 10 years of Shaggy entertainment and community, which seems like a good reason for a happy hour. Anyone interested? Maybe at one of...

    Started by KaiserSoze‎, 10-07-2017 03:16 PM
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  4. Homewrecker Site

    Which one of you fell for this one on page 4? Toni – Austin, Texas https://shesahomewrecker.com/states/texas/#page-4

    Started by swTXSU‎, 09-29-2017 09:35 AM
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    10-10-2017, 11:15 AM Go to last post
  5. 30 years ago today

    I busted up my mom's pussy real good. Then my dad couldn't have good sex, so they got a divorce. $#@!ed me up a little, they said it wasn't my...

    Started by iamthepush‎, 10-07-2010 03:42 PM
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  6. What they make - University of Texas at Austin

    Click on each department for individuals (athletic department is not up to date): https://salaries.texastribune.org/university-of-texas-at-austin/...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 10-06-2017 05:26 PM
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  7. Thujone works at morgue???

    FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 $#@!ES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOMe Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

    Started by Angry Gorilla‎, 09-27-2017 07:40 PM
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    10-07-2017, 02:48 AM Go to last post
  8. What they make - State of Texas employees

    Click on each department for individual positions... https://salaries.texastribune.org/state-comptroller-payroll/departments/

    Started by Armybrat‎, 10-06-2017 05:23 PM
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    10-06-2017, 08:28 PM Go to last post
  9. First Job

    Some friends of mine and I were talking about this the other day and some pretty good stories came out of it. What was your first job and how old...

    Started by Lockport‎, 10-06-2012 12:53 PM
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  10. Jiri Hudler demands in flight cocaine from flight attendent...

    and tries to whiz in the food cart on flight. ...

    Started by 88wildcat‎, 10-05-2017 08:10 AM
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    10-06-2017, 06:37 AM Go to last post
  11. Exclamation Coast-to-Coast A.M. Radio

    I've been listening to this a.m. station for about a month now and they have this syndicated show on late at night. It's out there mang. Fringe...

    Started by El Diablo‎, 09-23-2017 02:13 AM
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  12. Japanese have perfected the skateboard ---- and it's pretty cool

    Goes more than 7 miles on one battery charge at 6.2 mph. http://fortune.com/2015/08/07/japan-walkcar-transporter/

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 08-07-2015 07:37 PM
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  13. I hate Christmas. The 2018 thread

    Just saw my first Christmas Holiday season commercial. Time for the thread. I look forward to 3 months of denigating and commercializing the...

    Started by Parliament‎, 09-29-2017 06:55 PM
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  14. Was That Wrong? (Check your flutes)

    Teacher arrested for 'contaminating THOUSANDS of flutes given to California schoolchildren with his semen' ...

    Started by Ernest_t_bass‎, 10-01-2017 08:25 AM
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  15. office pet peeves

    I'm curious to hear some of y'all's experiences working in an office. My work is generally good, but my brother's office situation sounds like a...

    Started by SPII‎, 12-12-2012 01:33 PM
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  16. One time, at band camp....

    http://www.chron.com/news/education/article/California-schools-warn-of-possibly-tainted-flutes-12243715.php FOUNTAIN VALLEY, Calif. (AP) — Parents...

    Started by bmbmd‎, 10-02-2017 07:56 AM
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  17. (Austin) Chipotle Dishwasher Becomes NYC's "Buzziest" Model

    Feedback encouraged. Bonus points for definition of "buzziest". Statesman

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 09-27-2017 03:28 PM
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  18. Woman won't stop $#@!ting in other family's yard

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899358/Police-hunt-jogger-defecating-Colorado-lawns.html

    Started by Michael Knight‎, 09-19-2017 01:47 PM
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  19. The couple that canibalizes together, stays together. Russia

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/26/russian-cannibal-couple-suspected-killing-30-posing-body-parts/

    Started by Parliament‎, 09-26-2017 05:15 PM
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    09-30-2017, 06:10 PM Go to last post
  20. Gym pet peeves

    I feel like we need a running thread to complain about people at the gym. Do we already have one of those? If so, delete thread, ban user. If not,...

    Started by wild_turkey‎, 10-21-2010 09:56 PM
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  21. Bed-Bugs Suck...Literally.

    I'm an idiot. OK, you know that already. But I had a quick meeting in D.C. last week and just needed a shower and bed for a night after a late...

    Started by Gatorubet‎, 09-24-2017 07:38 PM
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  22. Samantha the Sex Doll Soiled & Broken at Electronics Fair

    poor Samantha, you bastards! Probably should have gone with a Japanese doll, no?

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 09-27-2017 02:57 PM
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  23. What do you miss?

    I don't mean this to be a sad thread, although I am sure it will come up that people miss loved ones that they have lost. Instead, I'm thinking more...

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 09-22-2017 03:08 PM
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  24. Vegas Lyft driver gets tased by passenger

    https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/angry-passenger-uses-taser-on-lyft-driver-in-central-las-vegas/

    Started by Armybrat‎, 09-27-2017 05:56 PM
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  25. Feeling nostalgic - "My" Austin of the late '50s & '60s

    The 60s in Austin were a mixture of many good times & some really bad. Those were my high school (St.Edward's HS) & college (St.Ed's & UT) days....

    Started by Armybrat‎, 10-06-2010 08:26 PM
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  26. Porn May Not Be Good For Your Wiener

    Too much of something is bad? No wai! http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/is-internet-porn-making-young-men-impotent-w503299

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 09-22-2017 10:33 AM
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  27. cut his package clean off

    A woman chopped off her lover’s $#@! after allegedly finding out he was marrying another woman. The man, named only as 26-year-old Irshad, met up...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 09-23-2017 09:16 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    09-26-2017, 11:28 AM Go to last post
  28. Over 50 Health and Fitness OFFICIAL thread

    Over 50 Health and Fitness OFFICIAL thread sponsored by... Things change, my friends. I found a picture of me when I was 32 and I had abs...

    Started by Scooter‎, 01-26-2015 02:42 PM
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  29. Bust in Bastrop county yields 23 million dollars worth of meth

    Wow. Must be some partying going on out there. http://kxan.com/2017/09/20/23m-worth-of-meth-found-in-cedar-creek-home/ Seriously, I've never...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 09-21-2017 06:58 PM
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    09-25-2017, 10:38 PM Go to last post
  30. Union wendys guy leaves - goes bye bye

    :sad::sad::sad::sad:

    Started by Xian‎, 02-16-2012 01:02 PM
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  31. The worst selfish $#@! thing dumbasses do on the road: pulling out in front of me

    You're moving at speed. Clear road in front of you. You've left the bull$#@! behind and are just cruising. There's no one behind you And then here...

    Started by Montag‎, 06-05-2015 10:20 AM
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  32. Scientists make synthetic muscles that can lift 1,000 times their own weight

    15 times stronger than human muscle: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/09/19/artificial-muscle-lifts-1000-times-weight/

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 09-20-2017 03:45 PM
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  33. Rosie O'Donnell broke up her friend's marriage.

    http://pagesix.com/2017/05/11/alleged-affair-with-rosie-complicating-pals-divorce/ Plot Twist! I'm not posting pics because that's why we...

    Started by Parliament‎, 05-12-2017 08:22 AM
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    09-22-2017, 04:13 PM Go to last post
  34. Which one of you $#@!s did I meet IRL?

    This thread is to find out which one of you $#@!s one might have encountered IRL. I'll start it. Which one of you $#@!s bought a kids...

    Started by irishtexan‎, 09-21-2017 12:24 AM
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    09-22-2017, 12:05 PM Go to last post
  35. What type of beer should I drink?

    I know there's many kinds but what should I be buying and ordering so I don't look like a pussy? Miller? Bud? Coors? I've had tequila as well....

    Started by Jersey Man10‎, 09-17-2017 09:41 PM
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  36. Fake Porn Producer Duped Women into Having Sex

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4885492/amp/Fake-porn-producer-sentenced-duping-women-sex.html Holy hell

    Started by Rocko20‎, 09-14-2017 05:29 PM
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    09-21-2017, 12:10 PM Go to last post
  37. HOA emails

    I live in a condo in Austin, with ~120 units. There is a email list for people to send $#@! out and things are getting absurd. People are terrified...

    Started by JimmyGlass‎, 03-23-2015 02:52 PM
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  38. Do not imitate such actions

    http://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/german-mans-$#@!-gets-stuck-in-gym-weight-plate-rescue-effort-takes-3-hours A man in the German city...

    Started by PyroHorn‎, 09-17-2017 11:35 AM
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    09-20-2017, 07:11 AM Go to last post
  39. Britney' still got it

    Dayum.. https://www.instagram.com/p/BKhILj4AEp0/

    Started by Vertigo‎, 09-20-2016 05:06 PM
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  40. Dude wins $10 million jackpot on slot machine

    Megabucks machine in Henderson, Nevada (a Las Vegas suburb): ...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 09-18-2017 09:36 AM
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    09-18-2017, 04:57 PM Go to last post
  41. Florida Cops Post Innocent Selfie About Irma Cleanup; Cougars Descend

    Post These nice young civil servants posted on FB about how they were about to start their shift, and suddenly found themselves objectified by...

    Started by austingirl‎, 09-12-2017 09:20 PM
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  42. killer blowjobs?

    Hackers could program sex robots to kill i guess the good news is that if you win the fight with your sex $#@! and decide to throw the...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 09-12-2017 03:06 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    09-17-2017, 12:55 PM Go to last post
  43. Man comes home to find naked woman sleeping in his bed

    A modern day version of Goldilocks... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-returns-home-find-naked-stranger-sleeping-house-article-1.3480653

    Started by MikeGundy'sRant‎, 09-10-2017 03:59 AM
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    09-15-2017, 05:13 PM Go to last post
  44. Austin sports radio

    I listen every day on my commute but my commute isn't that long. 12-15min. I switch between 1300am and 104.9. A few points... * 1300 morning...

    Started by BearLakeHorn‎, 06-08-2010 09:36 AM
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    09-15-2017, 12:31 PM Go to last post
  45. Spilled chicken parts slow down traffic on 21 in Caldwell

    A story only the aggy portion of the state could contribute to the national consciousness: Spilled chicken parts slow down traffic on 21 in...

    Started by Walden Ponderer‎, 09-14-2017 06:00 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    09-15-2017, 09:48 AM Go to last post
  46. Women with bags and why you should stay away from them

    They are $#@!ing crazy.

    Started by Rusty‎, 09-14-2017 11:42 AM
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    09-15-2017, 09:35 AM Go to last post
  47. Uh, Britt McHenry is a TV Personality, Babygirl!

    ESPN's Britt McHenry doesn't like the poors.

    Started by Jograves‎, 04-16-2015 01:55 PM
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    09-14-2017, 11:47 AM Go to last post
  48. DUI Steve comes to real life

    In case you haven't seen his videos: Dash cam video here:...

    Started by BDR‎, 09-14-2017 09:41 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    09-14-2017, 10:11 AM Go to last post
  49. Your brush with greatness

    Who is the most famous person you've ever met, saw, ran into, was on a cruise ship with? Here is mine although it happened to my brother it is the...

    Started by iamthepush‎, 11-26-2013 04:44 PM
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    09-13-2017, 03:19 PM Go to last post
  50. "I lost my number, can I have yours?" The $#@!ty pick up line thread

    SO I was at a metal show last night and literally heard a guy ask a girl "Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream." What...

    Started by Abuelito‎, 08-27-2017 05:07 PM
    • Replies: 49
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    09-13-2017, 10:35 AM Go to last post

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