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  1. Springtime is snek time . . .

    at Casa Brisket. Wrangled by the kiddos just this afternoon:

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 04-21-2015 05:52 PM
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  2. Best Ambulance Chaser Ad Ever?

    I don't care if you are a Repub or a Dem, this rocks. Jesco White, Ralph Stanley and a hillbilly hottie, damn A little backstory on Eric C....

    Started by sweetjones‎, 07-09-2017 09:51 PM
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  3. I for one welcome our Trash Panda Overlords

    Raccoons Could Totally Overthrow Humans, Scientist Warns

    Started by Walden Ponderer‎, 10-11-2017 03:40 PM
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  4. The "Half full? Half empty?" or "Who the $#@! drank my water?" thread:

    $#@! you see that is out of the ordinary, and you know it's a sign, but is it a sign that you ought to be more optimistic? Or is it a sign of the...

    Started by Walden Ponderer‎, 12-04-2017 10:09 AM
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    12-05-2017, 05:46 AM Go to last post
  5. Who else likes drinking beer in their garage alone??

    Sorry, no funny youtube clips. The wife is gone for a few hours and I love sitting in my garage by myself listening to music and drinking coldies....

    Started by Clintonaldo‎, 03-17-2015 05:10 PM
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  6. Bitch about your family thread (2017 holiday season edition)

    2013 thread 2014 thread 2015 thread 2016 thread My first exposure will be Thanksgiving eve. 2 nights in Galveston. There will be way too many...

    Started by SPII‎, 11-10-2017 12:19 PM
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    12-04-2017, 06:33 PM Go to last post
  7. Armed with assault rifle, Pierce County man prepares to battle 'lizard people'

    Armed with assault rifle, Pierce County man prepares to battle 'lizard people' You can cloak room this story if you are a boring $#@!; I'd...

    Started by Walden Ponderer‎, 12-04-2017 03:19 PM
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    12-04-2017, 04:49 PM Go to last post
  8. I hate Christmas. The 2018 thread

    Just saw my first Christmas Holiday season commercial. Time for the thread. I look forward to 3 months of denigating and commercializing the...

    Started by Parliament‎, 09-29-2017 06:55 PM
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  9. OK, all of you families that decorated wild trees on 360?

    GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OUT THERE AND CLEAN THAT $#@! UP. Christmas was two weeks ago, New Year's was earlier this week. You've had plenty of time to get...

    Started by WhoooTex‎, 01-06-2013 06:33 PM
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  10. Anybody's wife have fake tits?

    No, I don't want pics to send this thread to NSAA. Here's the source of my legitimate inquiry: My wife recently told me that she's thinking about...

    Started by South Austin‎, 12-04-2016 06:22 PM
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    12-03-2017, 12:59 PM Go to last post
  11. F you best buy

    $#@! those lying $#@!s. Bought a brand new 65 inch Sony OLED TV which was scheduled for delivery today from those $#@!s. Of course, I...

    Started by radiator‎, 11-27-2017 07:12 PM
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  12. Put it in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)

    Any drivers out there on the shag, come in? Post a pic of your rig and share your adventures.

    Started by drifter379‎, 10-23-2015 05:41 PM
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  13. I'm in love

    Someone friend her and get her on here: http://www.facebook.com/people/Farrah-Pierce/720915104#!/profile.php?id=720915104

    Started by Beau Vine‎, 09-01-2010 01:00 PM
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  14. $#@! You Have Heard In A Bar

    I've been pondering starting this thread for a while and given the impending butt-$#@!ing we are due in Dallas, I think the time is right. So,...

    Started by hullabelew‎, 10-01-2013 02:24 PM
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  15. Bidet Meta Threas

    Bidets have been mentioned on a couple of other threads, so I figured that I would make this the central suppository for all things bidet. Bidets...

    Started by Luke Duke‎, 11-21-2014 10:01 PM
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    11-30-2017, 02:29 PM Go to last post
  16. Ok, I have to ask... Arby's

    I have never eaten at an Arby's. Then I see ads like this: This looks disgusting. Just awful. Like something that a person in Ohio would think...

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 09-10-2017 12:15 PM
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    11-30-2017, 10:37 AM Go to last post
  17. Teaching/coaching pet peeves

    Your child: Has a headache, not a migraine Has a cold, not a sinus infection Has a sore throat, not strep Is winded, doesn't have asthma Has...

    Started by nolacycling‎, 10-20-2017 06:41 PM
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    11-30-2017, 09:47 AM Go to last post
  18. Lame joke thread

    Where will you find a dog with no legs? Exactly where you left it.

    Started by Rusk‎, 04-17-2012 12:39 PM
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    11-30-2017, 09:47 AM Go to last post
  19. Austin News Media - Open Season

    TV, Paper, Radio - your choice, good and bad...Roger Wallace does a nice job, but his dye job is terrible. Redundant, I suppose. Mike Berman works...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 04-20-2013 10:28 PM
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    11-29-2017, 04:20 PM Go to last post
  20. Post a pic or vid that will give you diabeetus

    Started by Longhorn_Fan68‎, 04-20-2011 04:29 PM
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  21. Thanksgiving shopping Brawl thread

    happy thanksgiving, now gimme dat 3-for-10 sweater! https://twitter.com/i/web/status/934018375558279168

    Started by 5280‎, 11-25-2017 08:28 AM
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    11-27-2017, 04:16 PM Go to last post
  22. Family Ancestry - anyone ever researched theirs?

    I've always been curious but always thought the task too daunting to attempt. I finally sat down a couple of weeks ago an entered everything up to my...

    Started by Burt‎, 03-07-2016 01:29 AM
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    11-27-2017, 02:13 PM Go to last post
  23. Exclamation Coast-to-Coast A.M. Radio

    I've been listening to this a.m. station for about a month now and they have this syndicated show on late at night. It's out there mang. Fringe...

    Started by El Diablo‎, 09-23-2017 02:13 AM
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  24. Do You Remember? 60s-80s

    Started by mileslong‎, 04-16-2013 12:21 PM
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  25. Austin nostalgia thread - old photo heavy

    Saw this on a car forum - too many great pics of "old" Austin to load here: http://car-club.proboards.com/thread/1723/old-austin-grew 183 &...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 09-30-2014 08:57 AM
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  26. this might be the most Arkansas thing ever

    933873970780221442

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 11-23-2017 08:47 PM
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    11-26-2017, 10:42 PM Go to last post
  27. Post a pic that only makes LHF68, ROFLBOX or Bevoette laugh

    Started by Luke Duke‎, 01-19-2016 09:13 PM
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    11-25-2017, 11:18 PM Go to last post
  28. what the $#@! is the deal with auctioneers?

    "heybluble bluble blueble fifitydolla fiftydolla bluble bluble" seriously, what's the $#@!ing point of this horse$#@!? It's beyond moronic.

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 11-21-2017 10:27 PM
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    11-25-2017, 08:10 PM Go to last post
  29. Stevens the semen slinger

    http://abc7.com/man-charged-with-ejaculating-into-co-workers-water-bottles-in-oc/2680273/

    Started by BDR‎, 11-22-2017 09:30 AM
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    11-24-2017, 11:21 AM Go to last post
  30. Time to Resurrect a Classic Christmas Story *again*

    from the "other board", Dec 2006 you are welcome.......

    Started by KC-97HORN‎, 12-05-2008 05:44 PM
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    11-24-2017, 11:19 AM Go to last post
  31. Number of Past Lovers

    Some of you feel it's important to ask and some of you don't want to know. Where did you stand on this issue and where do you stand on it now. Also...

    Started by RollLeft‎, 11-10-2017 02:19 PM
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  32. Wrong number text from aggy

    So I just got this wrong number text from aggy corps turd. Wondering how I should respond. Annnnd go.

    Started by Art Vandelay‎, 11-21-2017 11:09 PM
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  33. Bitches I want dead

    1) Nancy Grace 2) Flo from Progressive 3) Red from Wendy's

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 08-09-2014 05:13 PM
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  34. Buy a Ram, Git yersef a Gun!

    Got this today as a former buyer. How did they know that's exactly what I wanted? I can use the Yeti to keep my ammo cold!

    Started by phdhorn‎, 11-17-2017 05:45 PM
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    11-22-2017, 09:21 AM Go to last post
  35. the doctor's office is BS

    i mean, i expect a short wait, every time today i go in to see my g.p. and get a cortisone shot and cholesterol screening i sit in the...

    Started by Jack Straw‎, 05-06-2008 07:06 PM
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    11-21-2017, 09:04 PM Go to last post
  36. Post your ghost stories here

    Have you ever seen a ghost or had any paranormal encounters? If so, describe your story.

    Started by AGGY‎, 02-20-2009 02:38 AM
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  37. did THujone join the navy?

    931533297016016897

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 11-17-2017 11:59 AM
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    11-19-2017, 10:59 PM Go to last post
  38. Coffer Illusion and other cool stuff

    From this article: http://mentalfloss.com/article/514964/10-award-winning-optical-illusions-and-brain-puzzles This one blew my mind -- there are...

    Started by Beau Vine‎, 11-16-2017 11:55 PM
    • Replies: 25
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    11-18-2017, 11:18 PM Go to last post
  39. Im a UT student! You cant arrest me!

    http://kxan.com/2017/11/09/ut-student-accused-of-drunk-driving-crash-that-collapsed-restaurant/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KXAN_News ...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 11-15-2017 06:31 AM
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  40. Did Ric Flair really say that?

    Lmao http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/other-sports/article183044431.html

    Started by Dolemite‎, 11-07-2017 02:01 PM
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    11-17-2017, 12:13 PM Go to last post
  41. Dallas Asst DA, Alcohol and Uber Combine For Audio Gold

    And a place in the unemployment line. She one ups Rosemary when it comes to looks. But neither is very good at handling their vodka. ...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 11-14-2017 04:35 PM
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  42. Errant wheel & tire thread

    If you follow the lol pic or holy $#@! pic threads, then you know how many videos there are of tires and wheels going crazy. I find it amazing that...

    Started by SPII‎, 04-21-2017 09:49 AM
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    11-17-2017, 06:58 AM Go to last post
  43. I thought this was legal in OK.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oklahoma-woman-who-married-mother-pleads-guilty-to-incest/ar-BBEOLd6?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=edgsp no comment.

    Started by Forest Creek Horn‎, 11-15-2017 08:22 AM
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    11-16-2017, 12:09 AM Go to last post
  44. And now a few words from Adam Reposa

    Since search is down, I can't append this to one of his other threads but it needs to be witnessed.

    Started by Austinvines‎, 05-22-2012 04:18 PM
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    11-15-2017, 03:28 PM Go to last post
  45. Britney' still got it

    Dayum.. https://www.instagram.com/p/BKhILj4AEp0/

    Started by Vertigo‎, 09-20-2016 05:06 PM
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    11-15-2017, 09:56 AM Go to last post
  46. Some kind weird sex cult of some kind. Not just Hollywood.

    https://jezebel.com/smallville-actress-allison-mack-is-accused-of-recruitin-1820373279 ...

    Started by Parliament‎, 11-13-2017 09:08 AM
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    11-14-2017, 06:17 PM Go to last post
  47. Observations from the mall

    Why aren't there bars at the mall? Or titty bars. I don't get the adults who are wandering around. Teenagers, sure, but the full grown adults...

    Started by Macanudo‎, 11-11-2017 04:57 PM
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    11-14-2017, 04:23 PM Go to last post
  48. 2017 shart thread

    Happy new year!

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 01-01-2017 01:14 AM
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  49. Long Pants

    Had to put on a pair of jeans today. First day in eight months I haven't worn shorts. Feels weird.

    Started by Horn_Spanker‎, 11-09-2017 10:36 AM
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  50. Boston Dynamics Lab = Cyberdyne Systems

    Continue to fund a program that's exceptionally risky, build a robot, then $#@! with him by knocking him over. Why are we doing this!?

    Started by Parliament‎, 02-24-2016 07:47 AM
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    11-13-2017, 05:02 PM Go to last post

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