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  1. Man drives $385k Ferrari over Westlake bridge

    Going 100mph on Redbud. Gets a DWI as well. How do go 100mp on Redbud? That road is winding as hell. And how the fck isn't he hurt more? ...

    Started by RD3‎, 01-18-2017 02:31 PM
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  2. My best pickup line. Yours?

    I was always partial to, "My $#@! is a pumice stone, and I'm going to exfoliate the $#@! out of your vagina until you come and are also free of...

    Started by WhoooTex‎, 05-17-2012 02:08 PM
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    01-23-2017, 12:09 AM Go to last post
  3. You know you're a shagsta if...

    1a. you still type shaggybevo.com when trying to reach this site 1b. you question why i don't have this site bookmarked 2. you want to respond to...

    Started by Chester-Peterson‎, 01-17-2017 11:06 PM
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  4. $#@!ing Verizon

    I just lost all internet, telephone and tv service. I call tech support and they say the issue is some sort of physical problem with a line to the...

    Started by HRMaddie‎, 12-31-2013 07:14 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    01-22-2017, 08:41 PM Go to last post
  5. Triggered - the comprehensive thread

    Okay, what do you got?

    Started by ajax‎, 11-03-2016 01:51 PM
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    01-22-2017, 08:10 AM Go to last post
  6. Man easily steals gold flakes off an armored truck

    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Thief-Steals-Bucket-Gold-Flakes-16-Million-Dollars-Armored-Truck-Midtown-Manhattan-403646516.html It was his...

    Started by Rocko20‎, 11-30-2016 09:54 AM
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    01-21-2017, 10:47 PM Go to last post
  7. Was your career choice influenced by your Parents?

    Did they try to push you into a certain field or did you go into a completely separate field?

    Started by SugarlandHorn‎, 01-03-2017 11:54 AM
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  8. Michigan: Man With 13 DUI Convictions Arrested For DUI

    But the important thing here is his sweet ride, a 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix. We can only hope it was faded candy-apple red like this one. ...

    Started by TOR‎, 01-19-2017 04:48 PM
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    01-20-2017, 08:32 PM Go to last post
  9. Nutty: The Kitten With Testicles For Legs

    For those of you who were on campus in 1997: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/06/nutty_the_kitten_with_testicles_for_legs_daily_tex.php

    Started by Luke Duke‎, 06-20-2014 07:49 AM
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  10. This dumbass $#@! I just saw on LinkedIn

    Really? You put a selfie as your profile pic?

    Started by skipperj‎, 03-09-2014 09:09 PM
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    01-20-2017, 02:13 PM Go to last post
  11. Florida (nowai!) wedding slammed and went hard

    Was that wrong? Should I have not acted that way? Also, a bottle of Fireball isnt the best decision either.

    Started by markstanco‎, 01-13-2017 09:31 AM
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    01-20-2017, 02:33 AM Go to last post
  12. Florida: Me Love You LOOOOOOOOONG Time - 70 y/o woman arrested in prostitution sting

    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-woman-arrested-for-prostitution-undercover-sting/EN5vfOa4V0lOpiFnsMcO5N/

    Started by TOR‎, 01-12-2017 06:50 PM
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    01-19-2017, 11:54 PM Go to last post
  13. Do You Remember? 60s-80s

    Started by mileslong‎, 04-16-2013 01:21 PM
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  14. Darwin: My (employers) Maserati Does One Eighty Five

    http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/01/16/maserati-fatal-crash-highlands-ranch-colorado/

    Started by TOR‎, 01-17-2017 01:29 PM
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  15. Which of You Owns a Honda CRZ

    In Houston with the license plate ERRBODY? Just saw it on 290 getting on the ramp to the Beltway.

    Started by Viper‎, 01-14-2017 06:41 PM
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    01-18-2017, 04:38 PM Go to last post
  16. Houston Shaggy HH sponsored by Prodigy Mortgage COTTONWOOD, 5pm, JAN 13th

    As a thank you to all of our Houston Mortgage and Real estate guys, plus a few we just like to keep around, we're doing a Happy Hour next Friday at...

    Started by UTPhil2006‎, 01-05-2017 12:00 PM
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  17. This Canadian is a tough chap, eh?

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/thunder-bay/kenora-man-plunges-through-ice-1.3936908

    Started by Parliament‎, 01-17-2017 08:42 AM
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    01-17-2017, 10:22 AM Go to last post
  18. More 13 year old taking hot ass teacher off the market

    A former Texas middle-school teacher who was impregnated by a 13-year-old student has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Alexandria Vera, 25,...

    Started by gaspony‎, 01-16-2017 10:53 AM
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    01-16-2017, 03:33 PM Go to last post
  19. Exes and Current Wives

    Not sure where to put this, but interested in the chatter... My sister-in-law (no pics, $#@!s) recently got a divorce, and her ex is remarrying...

    Started by sweetjones‎, 01-12-2017 03:33 PM
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  20. What is your New Years Resolution?

    2017 is shaping up to be the best year of my life financially due to the work I put in during 2016 so I plan to work on myself in 2017. 1) I'm...

    Started by mileslong‎, 12-31-2016 01:06 PM
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    01-14-2017, 02:45 PM Go to last post
  21. New drunk thread

    Lesgo

    Started by rumblefishstix‎, 01-13-2017 09:03 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    01-14-2017, 01:07 PM Go to last post
  22. Trivia Crack App

    Don't download. Seriously, don't. But if you do - @Baboontyme

    Started by Baboontyme‎, 01-03-2015 01:34 AM
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  23. Things that remind you of Texas

    Let's make this thread about things that remind you of Texas. What reminds you of Texas, good or bad, if you live out of state or travel a lot? I...

    Started by Charlie Brown‎, 01-07-2017 07:19 PM
    • Replies: 49
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    01-14-2017, 01:18 AM Go to last post
  24. I guess Fox broadcasts fake news after all.

    Philly Fox Station wishes Joe Frazier a happy 73rd birthday today and says he's going to be meeting with friends and supporters at City Hall this...

    Started by 88wildcat‎, 01-12-2017 08:59 AM
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  25. Australia, the Florida of the South Pacific

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4100576/Terrifying-moment-blonde-woman-attacks-two-innocent-7-Eleven-customers-AXE-savage-assault-calmly-walki...

    Started by TOR‎, 01-10-2017 01:31 PM
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    01-13-2017, 02:11 AM Go to last post
  26. Official sign in: your holiday lights are up

    They don't have to be lit, shagsters. Just a show of hands of people who were smart enough to string their lights when it was a nice 60 degrees and...

    Started by GhostOfTomJoad‎, 11-18-2016 06:23 PM
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  27. Only 1 person known left born < 1900

    Kind of surprised me, I thought there might be more. The 2nd to the last one died earlier this year (American). Now there's only 1 left, an...

    Started by phdhorn‎, 12-22-2016 11:15 AM
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    01-13-2017, 12:10 AM Go to last post
  28. Backpage.com shutters adult services section for U.S. users

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/01/09/backpage-shutters-adult-services-section-us-users/96380866/ Looks like no more hookers for shaggy...

    Started by Rocko20‎, 01-10-2017 02:00 AM
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  29. Monkey caught gettng freaky with some deer

    Monkey is aggy? In the video, the snow monkey can be seen mounting at least two female deer, with the first allowing the interaction to occur. ...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 01-11-2017 02:53 PM
    • Replies: 16
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    01-12-2017, 06:38 PM Go to last post
  30. Carmel Valley horse ranch owner likes kiddie-diddling

    Zero-tolerance for these people. Medieval punishments are required. http://www.10news.com/news/carmel-valley-clews-ranch-child-porn

    Started by SBBruin‎, 01-05-2017 01:24 PM
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    01-11-2017, 09:35 PM Go to last post
  31. What was it about your now wife that made you want to marry her?

    Was it any one thing or what made her different than other women you dated ?

    Started by SugarlandHorn‎, 12-26-2016 01:34 PM
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  32. Chicago prison brawl

    Didn't see this posted. So much going on in this video.

    Started by honolulu horn‎, 01-10-2017 01:25 AM
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    01-11-2017, 01:39 PM Go to last post
  33. What's the best neg rep comment you've received?

    Bite my $#@! ...wish i could remember who dropped it...think it was an sec poster.

    Started by Hollywood Colt‎, 04-01-2013 02:46 PM
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  34. Adam Carolla

    The guy is $#@!ing hilarious. From the Man Show, to LoveLine, to his sat radio show and now his podcasts. Just listening to him rant about random...

    Started by DoneWithWhiskey‎, 05-08-2011 04:20 AM
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  35. So, how much you bench?

    started working out for first time in my life in September (am a fat 38 year old) and had a personal trainer for a couple months to design a program...

    Started by Wulaw Horn‎, 01-07-2017 01:12 AM
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    01-09-2017, 11:05 PM Go to last post
  36. Things that remind you of Texas

    Let's make this thread about things that remind you of Texas. What reminds you of Texas, good or bad, if you live out of state or travel a lot? I...

    Started by Charlie Brown‎, 01-07-2017 07:24 PM
    • Replies: 23
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    01-09-2017, 10:56 PM Go to last post
  37. Jack with the giant ping-pong ball head sucks at the maths

    WTF? Snapped this in Red Oak this afternoon. Dude's too old to have had Common Core in school.

    Started by Swam4Texas‎, 01-06-2017 11:52 PM
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    01-09-2017, 08:07 PM Go to last post
  38. Over 50 Health and Fitness OFFICIAL thread

    Over 50 Health and Fitness OFFICIAL thread sponsored by... Things change, my friends. I found a picture of me when I was 32 and I had abs...

    Started by Scooter‎, 01-26-2015 02:42 PM
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    01-09-2017, 05:28 PM Go to last post
  39. Two Google Home speakers talking to each other stream

    https://www.twitch.tv/seebotschat Its like an old senile married couple talking

    Started by SilentJay‎, 01-07-2017 02:40 AM
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    01-09-2017, 02:52 PM Go to last post
  40. The Complete Thread of Random Stuff You've Been Thinking About

    1. I get the feeling that Obama is going to make cameos in movies and/or TV. Seems like he is a bit of a ham for the camera. 2. I think that...

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 11-15-2016 06:21 PM
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  41. Man Squirted Semen On Women At Walmart

    At first, the suspect told police he only tossed egg yolk. A West Virginia man is facing charges after police said he repeatedly stalked women at...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 01-08-2017 02:17 AM
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    01-08-2017, 05:48 PM Go to last post
  42. Advice to a son about women (in the marriage realm)

    In a joking/not joking vein: 1. Don't get serious with a girl who wears fake fingernails. That's a clear sign she doesn't want to do actual work...

    Started by Castyourhops‎, 01-03-2017 11:15 AM
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  43. Yahoo Finance Says Donald Trump Wants a N-Word Navy

    Their social media person dun goofed. And of course, social media had a ball with it. ...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 01-06-2017 03:40 AM
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    01-08-2017, 11:35 AM Go to last post
  44. 2016 Christmas Loot Thread

    Got some money from the folks Longhorn hat from my son My girls got me some UT shirts Wife got me a bottle of Four Roses and a handle of Titos....

    Started by Stros‎, 12-25-2016 01:09 PM
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    01-08-2017, 10:00 AM Go to last post
  45. Wanna decompress?

    Hit hi-rez, full screen, and sit back

    Started by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand‎, 01-07-2017 12:52 AM
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    01-07-2017, 10:37 AM Go to last post
  46. What's one little thing you do at the start of the new year?

    I got my 2017 Longhorn desk calendar yesterday. With the orange border.

    Started by Castyourhops‎, 01-03-2017 01:01 PM
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    01-07-2017, 12:36 AM Go to last post
  47. WTF tattoos

    There's a website called WTF tattoos. It is funny. I got these photos from somewhere else, but you get the idea.

    Started by Bullneck‎, 01-05-2017 11:33 PM
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    01-06-2017, 08:30 PM Go to last post
  48. Brazil: Friend Shoots Friend In Head With Speargun While Illegaly Fishing

    http://nypost.com/2017/01/05/man-gets-harpooned-on-fishing-trip/

    Started by TOR‎, 01-05-2017 12:47 PM
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    01-06-2017, 02:19 PM Go to last post
  49. Radio Garden - cool, new kick ass website

    I thought about putting this in Hole in the Wall but figured it'd get more clicks here. I ran across this yesterday, and it was fascinating...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 01-02-2017 06:36 PM
    • Replies: 39
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    01-05-2017, 07:20 PM Go to last post
  50. Well, I don't want Fop, goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man!

    So, I saw this here fella driving in today: He was puffing on his vape, having a good old time. So, wadda we got here? A fan of the...

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 01-04-2017 10:25 AM
    • Replies: 28
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    01-05-2017, 02:29 PM Go to last post

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