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Drunk stories, laughs, links, all that crap

  1. The Straight (Into Gunfire) Story

    An old man made a long journey to his mailbox on his lawnmover, then got shot at by a crazy neighbor. ...

    Started by DemosZTV‎, 03-31-2017 01:17 PM
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  2. Mom Has Weed In House, Daughter Gets Busted For Selling Mom's Pot / Gummy Treats

    First, the story. http://www.local10.com/education/2-teens-ingest-marijuana-laced-gummy-candies-at-school Then, the FB page (totally...

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 03-31-2017 09:28 AM
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    03-31-2017, 10:52 AM Go to last post
  3. I strongly support a drunk thread.

    I'm not drunk yet. But I support you out there doing so.

    Started by OklahomaHorn60‎, 05-25-2013 02:53 AM
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  4. What bothers you the most about tourists?

    For me, it's when I'm on an escalator and so many of them don't know that the left side is for walking and the right side is for standing. It...

    Started by 1010wins‎, 03-27-2017 03:15 PM
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  5. WTF tattoos

    There's a website called WTF tattoos. It is funny. I got these photos from somewhere else, but you get the idea.

    Started by Bullneck‎, 01-05-2017 11:33 PM
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    03-30-2017, 11:03 PM Go to last post
  6. Shagster seeking female travel partner for Coachella

    http://www.someecards.com/life/holidays/craigslist-ad-coachella-creepy/ COACHELLA VIP WEEKEND 1 PASS: free for the right personOk here’s the...

    Started by Orange&White‎, 03-24-2017 11:57 AM
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    03-30-2017, 08:14 PM Go to last post
  7. Texas Relays are this week

    Is Highland Mall on full lockdown yet? <no racist>

    Started by Brock Sampson‎, 04-04-2011 08:25 AM
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  8. Ever wonder what happened to the CO-OP statues?

    Apparently the CO-OP flipped them, or someone at Kroger was dumb enough to commission the same Chinaman. Found this one in a Kroger in Houston...

    Started by PhosphoHorn‎, 01-15-2011 12:53 AM
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    03-29-2017, 09:02 PM Go to last post
  9. Pissing on the Floor

    I'm working out of a temporary office at a WeWork in Austin. I've been here for a couple of months, and I've never seen such disgusting bathroom...

    Started by Samson's Wig‎, 03-24-2017 03:23 PM
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  10. Holy $#@!balls ... one of the craziest Florida stories of EVER

    It appears that a woman posing as a doctor was injecting people with various concoctions made of "Fix-a-Flat, cement, silicone, mineral oil and Super...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 03-29-2017 12:53 AM
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    03-29-2017, 07:42 AM Go to last post
  11. I regularly pee in my backyard

    Sometimes the side yard by the garage. Do you ?? And I don't mean do you pee in my yard. Do you pee in yours? Just curious.

    Started by smwhorn‎, 02-15-2012 09:30 PM
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  12. Mouse click speed test

    It's just that: How many mouse clicks in 10 seconds. My kiddo was around 115 clicks (wow) and my best yesterday with him was 97. ...

    Started by markstanco‎, 03-27-2017 12:01 PM
    • Replies: 15
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  13. I Can Fap To This: Woman Arrested For In-Flight Molestation

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/woman-arrested-for-in-flight-molestation-462398

    Started by TOR‎, 05-10-2016 07:48 AM
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  14. I'm Sick Of This $#@!!

    These bitches on online dating always turn to $#@!! Been talking to this woman for 2 months now and it's turned to $#@! over night. One $#@!ing day...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 03-21-2017 11:10 PM
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  15. Gym pet peeves

    I feel like we need a running thread to complain about people at the gym. Do we already have one of those? If so, delete thread, ban user. If not,...

    Started by wild_turkey‎, 10-21-2010 09:56 PM
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  16. Do you still describe a girl as 'Fine'?

    I use to say that when I was younger. Man she's fine.

    Started by Bash Riprock‎, 03-23-2017 10:24 PM
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    03-26-2017, 01:37 PM Go to last post
  17. Okie teacher with no panties does cartwheel, shows gash to class

    http://www.10news.com/news/national/cartwheeling-choir-teacher-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-at-pawhuska-high-school_ PAWHUSKA, Okla. - Over...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 02-01-2017 08:00 PM
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    03-26-2017, 08:21 AM Go to last post
  18. For Bedouin

    Because, well, you're one creepy ass $#@!! From the HoustonPress. Link to the article with some kick ass graphics:...

    Started by misslaw‎, 06-16-2014 01:36 PM
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    03-25-2017, 05:16 PM Go to last post
  19. Reality show contestants return from a year in the wild - Show canceled for 7 months

    Oops, did we forget to tell you? ...

    Started by Vertigo‎, 03-24-2017 03:22 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    03-24-2017, 05:15 PM Go to last post
  20. It's Piss

    http://www.10news.com/news/stone-brewing-creates-beer-with-recycled-water Stone Brewing creates beer with recycled water Stone Brewing is...

    Started by Robin Masters‎, 03-20-2017 08:41 AM
    • Replies: 29
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    03-24-2017, 02:02 PM Go to last post
  21. Austin News Media - Open Season

    TV, Paper, Radio - your choice, good and bad...Roger Wallace does a nice job, but his dye job is terrible. Redundant, I suppose. Mike Berman works...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 04-20-2013 10:28 PM
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  22. 11,000 Penguins vs. 4,000 Santas

    Started by GSU&UT‎, 12-21-2016 07:40 PM
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    03-23-2017, 04:04 PM Go to last post
  23. Friday Night Fight on Dirty Sixth

    got to see dirty sixth for the first time in 15 or more years walking back from zilker brewing east of 35. i'm walking against the flow of people...

    Started by Mappable‎, 03-19-2017 11:23 PM
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  24. Things for which you have no use

    Besides new off-season threads and ending sentences with a preposition. I'm going with desert spoons and salad forks. What a waste of steel. ...

    Started by ImissWallyPryor‎, 03-21-2017 11:49 PM
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  25. Sorry for getting ready to party....

    Teen on his way to spring break in Florida busted with 7 cases of beer, marijuana in truck, cops say. ...

    Started by HerzTX87‎, 03-21-2017 10:31 AM
    • Replies: 35
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    03-23-2017, 01:16 AM Go to last post
  26. Bidet Meta Threas

    Bidets have been mentioned on a couple of other threads, so I figured that I would make this the central suppository for all things bidet. Bidets...

    Started by Luke Duke‎, 11-21-2014 10:01 PM
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    03-22-2017, 11:46 PM Go to last post
  27. Words we Don't Use Often Enough on the Shag

    foppery noun 1: foolish character or action : folly 2: the behavior or dress of a fop gallimaufry noun 1) A hodge-podge, or jumbled...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 03-10-2017 01:37 PM
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    03-22-2017, 05:20 PM Go to last post
  28. The Funny Tweet Thread

    A thread for funny tweets. I'll begin. 842135767363203072 Jokes are threaded to the initial tweet, so please click on the tweet.

    Started by Hoop‎, 03-16-2017 02:18 PM
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    03-21-2017, 06:58 PM Go to last post
  29. Well I guess his bird is gonna get rubbed today...

    Happy Birfday Chad! Hope Rudy's sores have healed up!

    Started by BigDHornFan‎, 03-20-2017 09:25 AM
    • Replies: 14
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    03-20-2017, 07:16 PM Go to last post
  30. Study: People are having less sex

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/heres-terrible-reason-even-married-173835208.html Where is a chola when you need one?

    Started by Rocko20‎, 03-10-2017 10:14 AM
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    03-20-2017, 06:36 PM Go to last post
  31. Boston Dynamics Lab = Cyberdyne Systems

    Continue to fund a program that's exceptionally risky, build a robot, then $#@! with him by knocking him over. Why are we doing this!?

    Started by Parliament‎, 02-24-2016 07:47 AM
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    03-20-2017, 09:11 AM Go to last post
  32. butthole tickling bandit caught

    probably quite a few members of Shaggy will have sad he has been captured before they met him ...

    Started by ButtFumble‎, 03-18-2017 02:24 AM
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    03-18-2017, 09:36 PM Go to last post
  33. Arizona woman arrested for having sex with the family dog.

    Woof. I don't think that this one belongs in the "My Dog is Awesome" thread. ...

    Started by MikeGundy'sRant‎, 03-16-2017 08:07 PM
    • Replies: 43
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    03-18-2017, 05:22 PM Go to last post
  34. It's good to know what Thujone's been up to

    Watch a Guy Install Every Version of Windows and Draw $#@!s in All of Them

    Started by NWBuck‎, 03-16-2017 10:42 AM
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    03-18-2017, 10:55 AM Go to last post
  35. High Analysis

    In the midst of a top 5 high of all time and watching TV. It amazes me how easy it is to tell who is a good actor or bad actor when i am stoned. It...

    Started by sheeeit‎, 03-14-2017 08:46 PM
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    03-17-2017, 07:45 PM Go to last post
  36. Triggered - the comprehensive thread

    Okay, what do you got?

    Started by ajax‎, 11-03-2016 12:51 PM
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  37. Best spouse comebacks that landed you on the couch

    Today, my wife was having some particularly bad PMS cramping. She pulled the "I wish you had to feel the misery I have to go through every month." ...

    Started by Vertigo‎, 03-05-2017 01:09 PM
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  38. Most pathetic friend zone ever?

    I sure hope that this guy is gay. Otherwise, this is pretty bad for this poor dude. ...

    Started by MikeGundy'sRant‎, 02-08-2017 02:56 PM
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    03-14-2017, 10:30 AM Go to last post
  39. Lisa Villegas is creating a storm front in my pants

    KTVT morning weather girl Lisa Villegas has a flair for filling out tight fitting short dresses. She just got back from a trip to Vegas where she...

    Started by RPM‎, 05-05-2016 09:23 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    03-14-2017, 08:21 AM Go to last post
  40. Today is My Birthday

    I share it with these people: and not to mention of course, among dozens of others, two people who everyone knows and loves: 1) U Win...

    Started by phdhorn‎, 03-12-2017 12:51 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    03-13-2017, 05:48 AM Go to last post
  41. Artists Repackage Junk Food So Hipsters will buy it

    I thought some of these were pretty good: http://www.boredpanda.com/junk-food-rebrand-dan-meth/

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 03-12-2017 03:08 PM
    • Replies: 5
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    03-12-2017, 11:20 PM Go to last post
  42. Simpsons

    Did anyone notice in the cowboy millionaire from the Simpsons was wearing a longhorns shirt in the latest episode? ...

    Started by Z_Horn‎, 10-14-2008 05:05 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    03-12-2017, 07:32 PM Go to last post
  43. What's the best credit card for air miles?

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum but my parents just bought a condo in Clearwater Florida. I figured for travel I'd get a good credit card for air...

    Started by Bogeywon‎, 03-12-2017 10:20 AM
    • Replies: 5
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    03-12-2017, 06:08 PM Go to last post
  44. Post pics of your garage fridge

    I'll start:

    Started by AZBadgerFan‎, 02-17-2017 02:26 PM
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  45. Don't bring guns to Idaho bar fights

    http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2017/03/johannes-paulsen/idaho-bar-patrons-deliver-beat-rifle-wielding-attacker/

    Started by Armybrat‎, 03-08-2017 11:03 AM
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    03-11-2017, 06:00 PM Go to last post
  46. Spring Break Panama City Webcam

    Beach 1 Beach 2 Pool Because FML, that's why.

    Started by Angry Gorilla‎, 03-14-2013 05:37 PM
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    03-09-2017, 06:33 PM Go to last post
  47. Liar, Liar...

    A Miami defense lawyer’s pants burst into flames Wednesday afternoon as he began his closing arguments in front of a jury — in an arson case. ...

    Started by RPM‎, 03-09-2017 10:37 AM
    • Replies: 22
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    03-09-2017, 04:56 PM Go to last post
  48. Lost & Found: RoflBox& The Thumb Drive Edition.

    The meta thread? Beta thread? Beta fish? Who knows. Maybe I will have time to crack into this in a few hours. Taking bets on what's inside.

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 02-24-2017 09:35 AM
    • Replies: 27
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    03-09-2017, 04:48 PM Go to last post
  49. I'm in a High Stakes Deposition

    Here are my notes:

    Started by THujone‎, 08-30-2011 01:04 PM
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  50. What to Attach w/ Your Resume?

    Obviously a photo of you, standing in front of a tree is grossly inappropriate, almost definitely laughable However, something VERY appropriate...

    Started by Superhero‎, 10-21-2009 04:13 PM
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    03-07-2017, 05:07 PM Go to last post

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