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  1. There's only one thing more expensive than a wife...

    ... and that's an ex-wife. Get your Holiday shopping on sirs. I took the day off and went to the Galleria. Decided to do some shopping for the...

    Started by Jerry'sJheriCurl‎, 12-02-2014 02:08 PM
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    12-13-2014, 11:21 AM Go to last post
  2. A Sex Predator Wins $3Mill In.....

    Florida!!

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-10-2014 03:54 PM
    • Replies: 39
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    12-13-2014, 10:32 AM Go to last post
  3. My Kid Made the Baseball Team

    9th grade (freshman) team. And I'm happy as a pig in $#@! about it. Yeah, lots of kids make school teams. Yeah, even yours probably did, or was...

    Started by phdhorn‎, 01-25-2014 12:11 AM
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    12-12-2014, 09:34 PM Go to last post
  4. for Short Scotch drinkers

    clever, very clever:...

    Started by next2naus‎, 12-12-2014 11:47 AM
    • Replies: 2
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    12-12-2014, 01:11 PM Go to last post
  5. Beer-Battered Man Blames Beer- Battered Fish

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/man-blames-beer-battered-fish-for-DWI-687543

    Started by Dolemite‎, 12-11-2014 03:56 PM
    • Replies: 5
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    12-12-2014, 08:03 AM Go to last post
  6. James Watson is Selling His Nobel Prize (Broke...)

    It a hard knock life

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-02-2014 12:56 PM
    • Replies: 39
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    12-11-2014, 06:43 PM Go to last post
  7. The $6 million rack?

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/11/living/bionic-bra/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Somebody needs to put a stop to scientists trying to put a stop to jigglers.

    Started by TrashMaster G‎, 12-11-2014 11:55 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    12-11-2014, 04:32 PM Go to last post
  8. Don't Trust Me? Sign My $#@!

    NSIAP. $#@! deserves a second/third/fourth/whatever viewing... Holy $#@! I'm crying. Funniest video I've seen in a long time.

    Started by crash_davis‎, 12-11-2014 12:28 PM
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    12-11-2014, 01:12 PM Go to last post
  9. What is the Main Course in this Meal?

    I can't make out what that is. Any guesses?

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 12-08-2014 11:46 PM
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  10. Bernard tempts roadside beatdown

    In Palo Pinto County that will get you shot for being a witch.

    Started by RPM‎, 12-11-2014 09:34 AM
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    12-11-2014, 09:34 AM Go to last post
  11. Sexual assault by fraud

    Politicians and SJW's have too much $#@!ing time on their hands when they have to think up new ways to agitate. These same idiots would $#@!...

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 12-10-2014 11:16 AM
    • Replies: 41
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    12-11-2014, 08:31 AM Go to last post
  12. Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with supermodel girlfriend, leaves club with 20 models

    Leonardo getting his game face on after breaking up with his supermodel girlfriend: ...

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 12-08-2014 02:02 PM
    • Replies: 29
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    12-11-2014, 06:26 AM Go to last post
  13. Why are my Indian (Asian) neighbors unfriendly?

    I've been in my home for about a year and a half, and the neighborhood that I'm in is somewhere between one-quarter to one-third South Asian. I try...

    Started by Saint Austin‎, 12-04-2014 09:29 AM
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  14. Cool Best Holiday Drunk Story

    With the holidays around the corner...that means several things...lots of food...lots of in-laws...and tons of booze. I always find it hilarious to...

    Started by KingSnake‎, 11-25-2014 03:38 PM
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    12-10-2014, 05:55 PM Go to last post
  15. Prostitutes are cheaper than wives.

    Oh, now you tell me. http://thedailyindignity.com/2014/03/13/economist-prostitutes-cheaper-than-wives-over-20-years/

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 12-10-2014 09:41 AM
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    12-10-2014, 03:56 PM Go to last post
  16. Gotta Have a Baby?

    Baby born midair on SWA flight from PHX to SFO: http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/09/travel/birth-on-southwest-flight/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Question is,...

    Started by TrashMaster G‎, 12-09-2014 02:50 PM
    • Replies: 18
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    12-10-2014, 11:01 AM Go to last post
  17. Nine Facts about Farts that You May not Know

    Good information here: http://www.vox.com/2014/12/4/7332411/fart-flatulence

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 12-08-2014 04:55 PM
    • Replies: 26
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    12-10-2014, 08:16 AM Go to last post
  18. Bob Popular's-Memories

    I'm surprised that there hasn't been a thread on this epic place. For you youngsters, it was a pretty big club, 4 bars in one on the corner of 6th...

    Started by stunns38‎, 01-26-2011 09:41 PM
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    12-09-2014, 06:30 PM Go to last post
  19. Ow my head

    http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/06/2859a379d796366c26f6381b9dc088a2.jpg[/IMg Ow my head

    Started by pescado_rojo‎, 12-07-2014 01:56 AM
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    12-08-2014, 09:10 PM Go to last post
  20. Roy D. Mercer

    Was transferring a lot of old CDs into iTunes and came across a bunch Roy D. Mercer CD's. Had forgotten about these and how funny they are. To...

    Started by cabowabo‎, 12-05-2014 08:06 PM
    • Replies: 29
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    12-08-2014, 08:55 PM Go to last post
  21. Little Moments of Justice

    I was driving my daughter home from school yesterday. On the way to the main road, we took a side street where the speed limit was 30. I was doing...

    Started by Cape Codder‎, 12-03-2014 02:23 PM
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    12-08-2014, 08:53 PM Go to last post
  22. Hey, it's my 7th Shaggy Birthday today!!!

    Not sure what made me look at the Member List today but scrolled down to my name and realized today is the day I joined the Shag seven years ago!...

    Started by C-Man‎, 12-08-2014 05:02 PM
    • Replies: 25
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    12-08-2014, 08:13 PM Go to last post
  23. NJ man takes creepster pics, gets ate.

    ...by a bear. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-jersey-hiker-took-photos-of-bear-before-it-killed-him/

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-06-2014 10:23 AM
    • Replies: 18
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    12-08-2014, 01:38 PM Go to last post
  24. Nebraska football player attempts selfie with raccoon, gets bit,...

    subsequently beats raccoon to death with crescent wrench. Not likely to add to the Academic All-American total. ...

    Started by royalfan5‎, 12-05-2014 08:18 PM
    • Replies: 25
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    12-08-2014, 11:13 AM Go to last post
  25. Coke Milk

    Milk by coke? ew. Their ad campaign seems to be generating some controversy. Can't imagine why.

    Started by Gus Polinski‎, 12-02-2014 09:41 AM
    • Replies: 31
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    12-06-2014, 04:03 PM Go to last post
  26. Don't bring fists to a shovel fight.

    http://dudecomedy.com/dude-brings-shovel-fist-fight/ The sound of that clang, ouch.

    Started by Chad‎, 12-03-2014 03:52 PM
    • Replies: 33
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    12-06-2014, 03:06 PM Go to last post
  27. Does XM sound like $#@!?

    Umm so in both my cars I have tuned into the free XM month to check it out and its horrid sounding in both cars. Does it sound all metallic and...

    Started by MP5‎, 11-30-2014 11:49 PM
    • Replies: 42
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    12-06-2014, 12:49 PM Go to last post
  28. {SPACE} The most amazing and inspiring vision of the future I've ever seen

    Not sure I agree with title but this video is pretty cool ...

    Started by juz‎, 11-30-2014 03:01 PM
    • Replies: 31
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    12-06-2014, 07:31 AM Go to last post
  29. coughsneezefartshitpiss...

    just a few minutes ago i experienced the mother of all purges...a coughsneezefartshitpiss...simultaneously. cleared my lungs, sinuses, bowels and...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 12-05-2014 02:52 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    12-06-2014, 12:05 AM Go to last post
  30. Happy Repeal Day Everyone!

    let's get loaded and call our ex girlfriends!

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-05-2014 12:47 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    12-05-2014, 12:48 PM Go to last post
  31. San Fran restaurant features sidewalk tenderized meat (NTTAWWT?)

    Caught in the act video at link: ...

    Started by Blank‎, 12-02-2014 03:05 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    12-04-2014, 08:57 PM Go to last post
  32. all nimbly bimbly jumping from limb to limg

    Check out this Hockey interview now meow

    Started by next2naus‎, 12-04-2014 02:29 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    12-04-2014, 05:19 PM Go to last post
  33. Any of you Austin dudes in the market for a haunted sword?

    If so, I found your huckleberry. http://austin.craigslist.org/atq/4786268922.html

    Started by Baboontyme‎, 12-04-2014 09:58 AM
    • Replies: 17
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    12-04-2014, 02:07 PM Go to last post
  34. Mossy Oak's Big Ass Snek

    $#@! everything about this. Why oh why didn't they blow this $#@! away?

    Started by krevo‎, 12-04-2014 11:49 AM
    • Replies: 6
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    12-04-2014, 12:06 PM Go to last post
  35. NYT reporter puts cop at risk, then asks cops for protection.

    SOURCE

    Started by Suckapuncha‎, 12-03-2014 09:49 AM
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    12-04-2014, 10:45 AM Go to last post
  36. Why is my $#@! so itchy?

    I wipe until there's nothing left but when I'm done I get an itchy feeling on my $#@!. I wipe and it goes away but comes back again awhile after....

    Started by Jersey Man10‎, 11-06-2014 12:18 PM
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  37. Wolves Howling

    Why? Cause wolves kick ass that's why.

    Started by drycreek‎, 12-02-2014 09:16 PM
    • Replies: 23
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    12-03-2014, 10:15 PM Go to last post
  38. $#@! yes - the Yumbo is back

    Am I the only one that remembers this awesomeness? http://finance.yahoo.com/news/burger-king-brings-back-yumbo-191849931.html Burger King...

    Started by tbone‎, 12-02-2014 11:20 AM
    • Replies: 32
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    12-03-2014, 10:00 PM Go to last post
  39. 100 Brains missing from UT

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/100-brains-missing-university-texas-020236528.html#o9sTW68 Charles Whitman's reported to be among the missing.

    Started by DDD Dad‎, 12-03-2014 10:48 AM
    • Replies: 15
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    12-03-2014, 07:08 PM Go to last post
  40. The Queen and Her Illegitimate Grandkids are Usurpers, DNA Reveals

    Obviously the Queen has out lived her usefulness to Col. Sanders and the illuminati.

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-03-2014 02:11 PM
    • Replies: 24
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    12-03-2014, 06:51 PM Go to last post
  41. Stop $#@!ting in First Class

    Shaggy elite plz staph Your steak tartare and micro craft brew farts are scooped up by the rerirc fans and dumped on my head. Today was the worst...

    Started by DaysOff‎, 12-01-2014 03:19 PM
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    12-03-2014, 06:03 PM Go to last post
  42. World's Largest Backyard Pool is in El Campo

    Pretty cool story. Guy spent about $3M turning the overgrown pond on his property into what is basically a community waterpark for area residents. ...

    Started by Storm the Field‎, 08-12-2014 11:36 AM
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    12-03-2014, 02:55 PM Go to last post
  43. Humanity: Getting Hammered for 10 Million Yrs.

    Neat.

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-02-2014 10:21 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    12-03-2014, 10:50 AM Go to last post
  44. Bassist Otto Schimmelpenninck Suffers Ruptured Testicle Onstage

    You clicked on this? What kind of sick $#@! are you?

    Started by Beau Vine‎, 12-02-2014 09:20 PM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 796
    12-03-2014, 01:46 AM Go to last post
  45. Celebrities reading mean tweets

    Gold at 1:27:

    Started by Buzzrock‎, 05-23-2014 06:51 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    12-03-2014, 12:36 AM Go to last post
  46. SIAP: Season's Greetings from Chuck Norris

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 12-02-2014 01:22 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    12-02-2014, 09:46 PM Go to last post
  47. Ho's Gonna Ho: 'Assault prompted by argument over who was higher paid escort'

    PLOT TWIST! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/gay-hot-tub-assault-576432

    Started by TOR‎, 12-01-2014 12:16 PM
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 1,007
    12-02-2014, 01:15 PM Go to last post
  48. Throw Up In Your Mouth, Tuesday Edition.

    http://www.latimes.com/fashion/alltherage/la-ar-dyed-armpits-beauty-trend-20141125-story.html & Since threads like this are WWP, here...

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 12-02-2014 09:11 AM
    • Replies: 8
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    12-02-2014, 12:50 PM Go to last post
  49. So... Chicago Has Carnivorous Coyotes Roaming the Streets Now.

    Ravenous Salamanders sit quietly in the green belt. Waiting. Plotting...

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 11-27-2014 01:27 PM
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 1,574
    12-01-2014, 09:46 PM Go to last post
  50. Predictive text Mad Libs

    Write a new text or reply to the thread by pressing the middle button (or however your most likely autocorrect/predictive text choice is displayed)...

    Started by Prepuce of Doom‎, 11-29-2014 08:44 PM
    • Replies: 39
    • Views: 1,247
    12-01-2014, 05:47 PM Go to last post

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