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  1. Horny pet Pit Camel kills Wichita Falls owner and jockey

    http://www.click2houston.com/news/camel-tramples-2-people-to-death-in-texas/30647826

    Started by Blank‎, 01-11-2015 02:19 PM
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    01-13-2015, 11:02 AM Go to last post
  2. This makes the Bill Gates piss/$#@! water sound good

    Would you like a little dead body with your water?

    Started by Leeroy Jenkins‎, 01-12-2015 12:34 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    01-13-2015, 09:18 AM Go to last post
  3. Study: Men Who Post Selfies Show Psychopathic Tendencies

    http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/287757.php

    Started by TOR‎, 01-12-2015 12:22 AM
    • Replies: 27
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    01-12-2015, 09:45 PM Go to last post
  4. Prodigy Mortgage Dallas Shaggy HH/NC Game Watch, Henderson Tap House, Mon Jan 9

    Two birds one stone. We're heading up to Dallas for a meeting and was going to be the game, but now we needed a place to watch the National...

    Started by UTPhil2006‎, 01-10-2015 11:32 AM
    • Replies: 6
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    01-12-2015, 07:31 PM Go to last post
  5. Man gets sober, confesses violent murder to police

    Well, here's one way to clear one's conscience. (Can't embed the video) ...

    Started by BearSchlong‎, 01-09-2015 05:00 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    01-12-2015, 04:19 PM Go to last post
  6. Well, I don't need that finger tip...

    $#@!. psa: watch your fingers when using really sharp chef's knives.

    Started by Doc Holliday‎, 01-04-2015 08:11 PM
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  7. What are you good at/at what do you suck?( honey do's related)

    I just installed a garbage disposal, and I hate, hate, hate dealing with electricity- as in- wiring the sumbeech in. I know there are folks that...

    Started by slorch‎, 01-07-2015 06:24 PM
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    01-11-2015, 08:14 AM Go to last post
  8. Houston folks, whose ass would you like to kick more...

    -or-

    Started by Patrick Swayze‎, 01-09-2015 10:54 PM
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  9. Virgin Buries Zelda Treasure Chests in Austin

    well I know what I'm doing this weekend. I can finally take my Zelda sword and shield out in public without embarrassment. ...

    Started by rage-a-holic‎, 01-09-2015 07:59 PM
    • Replies: 5
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    01-09-2015, 10:41 PM Go to last post
  10. Captain Risky

    Kick it and Rip It

    Started by next2naus‎, 01-09-2015 09:01 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    01-09-2015, 01:09 PM Go to last post
  11. West Campus Rental......haunted

    https://austin.craigslist.org/sub/4824459847.html haunted by frat bro's

    Started by next2naus‎, 01-08-2015 10:06 AM
    • Replies: 20
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    01-09-2015, 09:04 AM Go to last post
  12. Gray Parade in Dana Point

    Awesome. http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/gray-whale-parade-one-record-books/ If you ever get a chance to see these live, do it...

    Started by OCSpur‎, 01-07-2015 11:52 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    01-09-2015, 12:09 AM Go to last post
  13. Smokey the bear

    I'm all for the prevention of Forest Fires but holy $#@! they run these ads way too much. I'm mean $#@!, switch it up and give my Woodsy the Owl anti...

    Started by next2naus‎, 01-05-2015 10:42 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    01-08-2015, 12:03 PM Go to last post
  14. Beach snek

    $#@! this $#@! http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/thats-shark-deadly-brown-snake/

    Started by midtown‎, 01-07-2015 11:13 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    01-08-2015, 11:54 AM Go to last post
  15. Legal battle over epic masterpiece of modern literature finally concluded . . .

    So. There it is. Whoomp.

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 01-07-2015 01:25 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    01-07-2015, 05:06 PM Go to last post
  16. $#@!ty idea: "Houston needs a swimming hole"

    For some reason, I'm picturing a dank stagnant s$#@!-covered pond infested with crocodiles, mosquitos, and industrial waste. Houston's own Barton...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 01-06-2015 10:54 AM
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    01-07-2015, 02:07 PM Go to last post
  17. 1795 Time Capsule buried by Sam Adams, Paul Revere to be opened Monday

    Cool. It would be great if they found the severed $#@! of a redcoat. Or the recipe for a really great lager. ...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 01-06-2015 12:23 PM
    • Replies: 24
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    01-07-2015, 10:14 AM Go to last post
  18. 2014 Shaggy Awards

    Because everyone and their momma will be passing out EOTY awards, we might as well have our own. Poster of the Year: Mizzou. No matter the topic...

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 12-31-2014 04:21 PM
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    01-07-2015, 09:37 AM Go to last post
  19. Shaggy Weight Watchers Thread

    Wasn't sure if we should put this in here or GM Steakhouse, but I figured it would get more traffic here. Feel free to share your success stories,...

    Started by TexasIsBetter‎, 01-06-2015 04:19 PM
    • Replies: 16
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    01-06-2015, 06:18 PM Go to last post
  20. You know you are a great father when...

    You stumble out of bed before they alight and head to the nearest bathroom. You know you're a great father when in the shower that follows, you have...

    Started by CutTheCrackJack‎, 08-26-2013 04:23 PM
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    01-06-2015, 04:16 PM Go to last post
  21. Naked Santa Baby gets stuck in ex-boyfriend's chimney

    http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html I'm guessing Peg

    Started by Blank‎, 01-05-2015 07:02 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    01-06-2015, 11:47 AM Go to last post
  22. Couple takes Christmas Card Photos every Year from 1900-1945 ... interesting images

    I thought this was pretty cool: ...

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 01-05-2015 07:48 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    01-06-2015, 07:47 AM Go to last post
  23. Serious Question: Why are there so many people at the airport at 1 am?

    I am here to pick up my wife and son who were delayed in Miami. There are a few others who seem to be waiting on that flight. Anyway, just near this...

    Started by Dignan‎, 01-04-2015 01:52 AM
    • Replies: 24
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    01-05-2015, 01:40 PM Go to last post
  24. Police arrest 15 adult breastfeeding prostitution busts

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/12/30/Police-rack-up-15-adult-breastfeeding-prostitution-busts/6791419958382/?spt=mps&or=3 ...

    Started by SilentJay‎, 12-30-2014 05:15 PM
    • Replies: 36
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    01-05-2015, 10:05 AM Go to last post
  25. I'm not your buddy, pal

    http://qz.com/316906/the-dude-map-how-american-men-refer-to-their-bros/

    Started by Michael Knight‎, 12-23-2014 04:11 PM
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    01-04-2015, 10:04 AM Go to last post
  26. Sometimes, you just want to strip nekkid & lay on dog beds.

    If you said "Florida" then you'd be correct. Lutz. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-naked-florida-man-slept-on-dog-beds-at-cvs/ Strips off...

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 01-02-2015 10:35 AM
    • Replies: 8
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    01-03-2015, 12:16 AM Go to last post
  27. BIG Clearance Sale at Best Buy........... (not)

    Go NOW, it should be a crushing mess. Sent e-mail today, just a sample of the unheard of price slashing:

    Started by phdhorn‎, 01-02-2015 06:23 PM
    • Replies: 5
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    01-02-2015, 08:35 PM Go to last post
  28. Accidentally went to a gay bar tonight.

    I'm home for Christmas - heading back up to Austin tomorrow. I grew up in The Woodlands, and it's always interesting coming back home given how much...

    Started by Celery Man‎, 12-27-2014 04:08 AM
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    01-02-2015, 07:55 PM Go to last post
  29. RIP Longhorn Realtor

    I'm not on OB, but he prominently was, so some of you may know him. He was my best friend for the last 22 plus years and we haven't gone longer than...

    Started by T'Boo Ted Marshall‎, 12-30-2014 11:32 PM
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    01-02-2015, 07:43 PM Go to last post
  30. I have avenged our loss to piggy...

    That is all...

    Started by vox‎, 01-01-2015 01:21 PM
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    01-02-2015, 03:40 PM Go to last post
  31. What are your NYE plans?

    For the first time ever, I won't be with my kids on New Year's Eve so I have something really special planned. I will start with a dinner (by...

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 12-31-2014 02:24 PM
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    01-02-2015, 03:20 PM Go to last post
  32. THE Gas Price thread

    Sure it has probably been done, but I couldn't find it - so NSIAP Sucks to be in the Midwest - gas jumped to $4.15/gal over the weekend. I'm sure...

    Started by Wally Fairway‎, 06-03-2013 08:37 AM
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    01-02-2015, 12:09 PM Go to last post
  33. Some People Don't Need To Be Around Kids...

    WTF goes through your mind to do something like this and then not only that, post it to FB. As well as the person taking the pic...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 01-01-2015 01:29 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    01-02-2015, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  34. FitMeth & Robin arrested for hiding in a closet for days

    http://800whistleblower.com/florida-couple-arrested-after-trapped-in-closet-for-two-days/

    Started by Blank‎, 12-31-2014 06:38 PM
    • Replies: 13
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    01-01-2015, 12:25 PM Go to last post
  35. BBC Reporter High as a Kite

    Standing in front of a burning pile of dope. Think the entire crew is f'ing stoned.

    Started by Superhero‎, 12-31-2014 01:40 AM
    • Replies: 7
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    12-31-2014, 07:44 PM Go to last post
  36. SIAP: Eat a bag of $#@!s, Play-Doh!!!

    Best.Christmas.Present.Ever. Brought to you by the genius of Thujone??????? Parents to Play-Doh: $#@!-shaped toy 'completely ruined' Christmas...

    Started by misslaw‎, 12-31-2014 10:09 AM
    • Replies: 13
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    12-31-2014, 12:16 PM Go to last post
  37. Sign in when your 2014 holiday vacation's begun

    Christmas. Hanukkah. Yule. Festivus. Saturnalia. I don't give a $#@! what you call this time of year but I do hope you celebrate it with some much...

    Started by GhostOfTomJoad‎, 12-19-2014 07:15 AM
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    12-31-2014, 04:48 AM Go to last post
  38. Lone Shagster Harassed By Austin Police; Lives to Tell the Story

    Setting: Christmas Eve, I-35 northbound, just past Austin's Slaughter Lane exitů I was driving home from doing some last-minute procrastinator...

    Started by UPennHorn‎, 12-27-2014 11:47 PM
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    12-31-2014, 12:33 AM Go to last post
  39. RIP Oak Hill Horn

    So we just got word that OakHill Horn passed away over the long weekend. His services will be in Fredricksburg. Usually don't like doxxing someone,...

    Started by PvilleStang‎, 12-29-2014 10:01 AM
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    12-30-2014, 06:58 PM Go to last post
  40. Things that need to poked with a stick.

    Started by Gardner Barnes‎, 12-18-2014 09:48 PM
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    12-30-2014, 03:45 PM Go to last post
  41. $#@! Yo Monet

    Cuz Irish.

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-08-2014 02:57 PM
    • Replies: 32
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    12-30-2014, 10:14 AM Go to last post
  42. Terrible MILF Assaults Lukiest Boy Ever

    Shotgun anus

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-26-2014 05:02 PM
    • Replies: 39
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    12-29-2014, 11:29 AM Go to last post
  43. I am not a Bernard.

    I was out at a bar that must remain unnamed because lawyers. Telling hte bartender it's my birthday he asks for my id. I flip it out FBI style and...

    Started by MissingInAction‎, 12-28-2014 03:23 AM
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    12-29-2014, 12:16 AM Go to last post
  44. You Think Your Last Flight Was Bad?

    Well I guess if you're going to go retard, you might as well full retard...

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-13-2014 04:11 PM
    • Replies: 48
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    12-28-2014, 06:24 PM Go to last post
  45. Saudis: Wimmenz Drivers GTFO

    FINALLY, sumpin' good about them thar MOOSLIMS:

    Started by phdhorn‎, 12-26-2014 05:21 PM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,050
    12-28-2014, 03:48 PM Go to last post
  46. The Airing of Grievances

    I got a lot of problems with you people!

    Started by blacklab‎, 12-24-2014 07:02 PM
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    12-27-2014, 12:50 PM Go to last post
  47. People dying for the shoes on their feet.

    Sad, sad days when it comes to this. ...

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-24-2014 08:15 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    12-27-2014, 04:01 AM Go to last post
  48. You shart in the shower, what's your next move?

    Do you panic and go shower to pot? Do you just figure you drank too much dark beer the night before and it'll all be liquid anyway? Or do you just...

    Started by NotActuallyALonghorn‎, 12-24-2014 01:39 PM
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    12-27-2014, 12:16 AM Go to last post
  49. Shoplifter smears poop on people. Guess the State.

    http://m.local10.com/news/marisol-toribio-smears-poop-in-employees-faces-police-say/30386486 Florida

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-25-2014 10:07 PM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 966
    12-26-2014, 04:37 PM Go to last post

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