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  1. Advice to a son about women (in the marriage realm)

    In a joking/not joking vein: 1. Don't get serious with a girl who wears fake fingernails. That's a clear sign she doesn't want to do actual work...

    Started by Castyourhops‎, 01-03-2017 10:15 AM
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    01-08-2017, 11:25 AM Go to last post
  2. Yahoo Finance Says Donald Trump Wants a N-Word Navy

    Their social media person dun goofed. And of course, social media had a ball with it. ...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 01-06-2017 02:40 AM
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    01-08-2017, 10:35 AM Go to last post
  3. 2016 Christmas Loot Thread

    Got some money from the folks Longhorn hat from my son My girls got me some UT shirts Wife got me a bottle of Four Roses and a handle of Titos....

    Started by Stros‎, 12-25-2016 12:09 PM
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    01-08-2017, 09:00 AM Go to last post
  4. Wanna decompress?

    Hit hi-rez, full screen, and sit back

    Started by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand‎, 01-06-2017 11:52 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    01-07-2017, 09:37 AM Go to last post
  5. What's one little thing you do at the start of the new year?

    I got my 2017 Longhorn desk calendar yesterday. With the orange border.

    Started by Castyourhops‎, 01-03-2017 12:01 PM
    • Replies: 17
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    01-06-2017, 11:36 PM Go to last post
  6. WTF tattoos

    There's a website called WTF tattoos. It is funny. I got these photos from somewhere else, but you get the idea.

    Started by Bullneck‎, 01-05-2017 10:33 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    01-06-2017, 07:30 PM Go to last post
  7. Brazil: Friend Shoots Friend In Head With Speargun While Illegaly Fishing

    http://nypost.com/2017/01/05/man-gets-harpooned-on-fishing-trip/

    Started by TOR‎, 01-05-2017 11:47 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    01-06-2017, 01:19 PM Go to last post
  8. Radio Garden - cool, new kick ass website

    I thought about putting this in Hole in the Wall but figured it'd get more clicks here. I ran across this yesterday, and it was fascinating...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 01-02-2017 05:36 PM
    • Replies: 39
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    01-05-2017, 06:20 PM Go to last post
  9. Well, I don't want Fop, goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man!

    So, I saw this here fella driving in today: He was puffing on his vape, having a good old time. So, wadda we got here? A fan of the...

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 01-04-2017 09:25 AM
    • Replies: 28
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    01-05-2017, 01:29 PM Go to last post
  10. Bitch about your family thread (2016 holiday season edition)

    2013 thread 2014 thread 2015 thread We start seeing family this coming weekend, so it's time to fire up the thread. Pack your bags for St....

    Started by SPII‎, 11-04-2016 09:43 AM
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  11. Anyone ever try Absinthe?

    I've always been intrigued but never really had the opportunity. Any advice about where and how to go about getting some? What are the best...

    Started by Greg Davis Apologist‎, 01-02-2017 08:08 AM
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    01-04-2017, 11:55 PM Go to last post
  12. I need hornfan785 to make me a .gif

    so I am going to post about it here. Beard dude in crowd of LAL vs OKC Game 3, 6:43 left in the game, as requested here. If everyone else...

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 05-19-2012 12:06 AM
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    01-04-2017, 08:40 PM Go to last post
  13. Your Mamma's so fat...

    Your Mamma's so fat, she cut herself shaving and gravy came out

    Started by Topper13‎, 12-31-2016 11:01 PM
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    01-03-2017, 11:15 PM Go to last post
  14. Anyone else stuck on 35?

    I'm just north of temple. Cars are turned off and kids are playing in shoulder. At least we have beer. This is nuts.

    Started by SPII‎, 12-28-2016 12:46 PM
    • Replies: 23
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    01-03-2017, 07:27 AM Go to last post
  15. The Book of Mormon, the musical

    (I searched, $#@!ers .... so if I'm not first, EABOD) If you could choose anyone in the world to create a musical about the Book of Mormon, who...

    Started by capnamerca‎, 04-16-2010 07:19 PM
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    01-03-2017, 12:54 AM Go to last post
  16. Christmas Eve Rep Thread

    Merry Xmas!

    Started by FCHorn‎, 12-24-2016 08:31 PM
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    01-01-2017, 08:13 PM Go to last post
  17. Philosophical discourse

    I went to a watch party tonight for the Ronda Rousey fight, and got to witness a classic "drunk people having a deep conversation", and I caught the...

    Started by Derka‎, 12-31-2016 03:35 AM
    • Replies: 27
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    01-01-2017, 12:54 AM Go to last post
  18. 2016 Shart thread

    Happy New Year!

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 01-01-2016 12:00 AM
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    12-31-2016, 10:30 AM Go to last post
  19. Junkies Still Jonesin' Post Mortem, Also Still Fashionably Skinny

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4069560/Drug-abusers-crave-stimulus-death-Study-finds-mutated-protein-deceased-addicts-persists-week.html

    Started by TOR‎, 12-28-2016 01:29 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    12-30-2016, 07:30 PM Go to last post
  20. Pagan priest wins appeal to wear goat horns in DL photo

    Not even Florida or Ohio--Maine. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2016/12/pagan_priest_wins_appeal_to_we.html

    Started by 88wildcat‎, 12-29-2016 11:25 AM
    • Replies: 38
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    12-30-2016, 01:17 PM Go to last post
  21. Cougar attacks dog, man attacks cougar

    I love the headline here: "Red Deer man punches cougar at Tim Hortons to save dog" ...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 12-28-2016 07:20 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    12-30-2016, 09:38 AM Go to last post
  22. Go $#@! Yourself, Cedar Pollen

    Thank you, Jim.

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 12-29-2016 01:50 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    12-30-2016, 06:01 AM Go to last post
  23. Tequila reporting live - NOW WITH PICTURE!

    from Midland memorial hospital. That'll teach my wife to let me do dishes.

    Started by tequila‎, 02-13-2008 11:44 PM
    • Replies: 42
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    12-29-2016, 01:28 PM Go to last post
  24. A Day In the Life of Feeding Cobras

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 12-20-2016 08:37 PM
    • Replies: 16
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    12-27-2016, 08:28 PM Go to last post
  25. Who's still up putting $#@! together for your kids

    1234

    Started by markstanco‎, 12-24-2016 11:04 PM
    • Replies: 47
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    12-27-2016, 08:43 AM Go to last post
  26. Joey Boots -- Dead. F- 2016. F- Jackie

    ‘Howard Stern Show’ personality Joey Boots, known for catchphrase ‘Baba Booey,’ dies. ...

    Started by NEZ_bum‎, 12-24-2016 12:57 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    12-27-2016, 01:39 AM Go to last post
  27. 2016 Christmas travel

    Don't we always do this? Checking in from the Dollar rental car lot in beautiful Detroit, MI.

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-24-2016 11:22 AM
    • Replies: 20
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    12-26-2016, 10:54 PM Go to last post
  28. quality holiday music for you die hard family types out there

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a71k9aw1LPg

    Started by Cheese‎, 12-24-2010 01:29 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    12-25-2016, 05:10 PM Go to last post
  29. Toys you wanted but never got for Christmas

    On the bright side, I did get the Tootsie Rolls.

    Started by RPM‎, 12-14-2016 05:17 AM
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  30. 9:40 am on Christmas Eve - Too early to start drinking?

    A wise man once said, you can't be drunk all day of you don't start in the morning. Right?

    Started by Macanudo‎, 12-24-2016 09:38 AM
    • Replies: 47
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    12-25-2016, 10:16 AM Go to last post
  31. Ex-BF crashes wedding, sets pics of bride giving BJ on reception tables. Brawl ensues

    http://brobible.com/life/article/ex-girlfriend-wedding-pics-brawl-blood/ https://twitter.com/Ydot_K/status/811890755027562496 ...

    Started by Kavinsky‎, 12-22-2016 10:29 PM
    • Replies: 36
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    12-25-2016, 09:31 AM Go to last post
  32. Drunk Guy Pays the Price for Calling This Guy the 'N Word'

    Lulz "You should have never said n***"

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 12-19-2016 11:18 PM
    • Replies: 27
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    12-24-2016, 10:24 PM Go to last post
  33. Holy crap, Richard Marx is married to Daisy Fuentes?!

    http://radio.com/2016/12/20/richard-marx-subdues-deranged-passenger-on-plane/

    Started by TOR‎, 12-20-2016 02:35 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    12-24-2016, 08:50 PM Go to last post
  34. Soylent 2.0. Is this real?

    Video. Can't link because Vimeo ...

    Started by Parliament‎, 05-01-2016 08:03 AM
    • Replies: 16
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    12-24-2016, 07:44 AM Go to last post
  35. Why am I up?

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Went to bed at 10 30p and woke up at 200a. wide awake. Fml. I never should have had that afternoon coffee with that potential...

    Started by Snacks‎, 07-02-2015 03:24 AM
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    12-24-2016, 05:24 AM Go to last post
  36. Weird $#@! caught by Russian fisherman

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4053490/The-terrifying-creatures-deep-Russian-deep-sea-fisherman-online-hit-revealing-bizarre-catches.h...

    Started by 88wildcat‎, 12-23-2016 09:41 AM
    • Replies: 12
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    12-23-2016, 09:18 PM Go to last post
  37. Viva Las Vegas! Hookers Brawl In Street

    http://nypost.com/2016/12/22/hooker-brawl-breaks-out-on-the-vegas-strip/

    Started by TOR‎, 12-22-2016 09:24 AM
    • Replies: 36
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    12-23-2016, 10:37 AM Go to last post
  38. UT: Twerk the Inauguration: A Woman of Color Feminist Twerkshop

    Hope you guys can make it! http://liberalarts.utexas.edu/cwgs/events/42744

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 12-21-2016 09:49 AM
    • Replies: 10
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    12-22-2016, 06:19 PM Go to last post
  39. Tired Shaggy Memes

    I'll start. "Tits or GTFO" Tits or GTFO is haha funny. We get it. It's been around forever, though, and people seem to think the shag invented...

    Started by skipperj‎, 08-09-2012 12:28 PM
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    12-22-2016, 05:33 PM Go to last post
  40. HornsCast

    Sup y'all. I made this podcast channel featuring guys from BarkingCarnival, InsideTexas, and HornSports. www.hornscast.com or ...

    Started by OnAComputer‎, 12-22-2016 09:32 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 247
    12-22-2016, 03:35 PM Go to last post
  41. New Mexico: 70 staff members ill after Department of Health luncheon

    Pot luck catering?...

    Started by TOR‎, 12-21-2016 11:51 AM
    • Replies: 15
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    12-22-2016, 11:01 AM Go to last post
  42. NSFW : Security caught masturbating at Chargers Game

    https://mobile.twitter.com/LOV_app/status/811104147797921793

    Started by SugarlandHorn‎, 12-20-2016 11:25 AM
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    12-22-2016, 01:02 AM Go to last post
  43. Dan "Instagram" Bilzerian's Vegas party pad for sale

    $5.1 million - Guns & babes not included: (NQSFW) http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/dan-bilzerian-las-vegas-mansion-2016-12

    Started by Armybrat‎, 12-21-2016 08:48 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 460
    12-21-2016, 09:24 AM Go to last post
  44. I Found the 'Wat Grandma' On Social Media

    As we all know here:

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 12-18-2016 03:23 AM
    • Replies: 42
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    12-21-2016, 08:56 AM Go to last post
  45. RIP Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Dead at age 99. She certainly was a looker in her day. Her sister too.

    Started by Armybrat‎, 12-18-2016 05:56 PM
    • Replies: 26
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    12-21-2016, 01:06 AM Go to last post
  46. For those that hate the holidays

    Lost a child April 2006, divorcing and losing my step-daughter by that Christmas. Ive dreaded the Holidays ever since. For some reason, this year...

    Started by OWLVIS‎, 12-18-2016 01:12 AM
    • Replies: 13
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    12-20-2016, 11:01 PM Go to last post
  47. Another State FINALLY outlaws beastiality. Guess which one.

    There goes my Christmas. But don't be quick to judge, Shaggy:

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-20-2016 07:50 AM
    • Replies: 23
    • Views: 760
    12-20-2016, 09:17 PM Go to last post
  48. Seasonal Flu Check In Thread

    Seems the wife & me have been sick since Sunday PM & now 11 year old Roxette has it as well. So far, 9 year old Monster Man is OK but I think it...

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 12-20-2016 10:31 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 169
    12-20-2016, 11:42 AM Go to last post
  49. Office holiday potlucks needs to DIAF

    Seriously. Does anyone NOT hate this $#@!? Standing around in a conference room, eating a bunch of luke warm $#@! that's supposed to be eaten hot, or...

    Started by GhostOfTomJoad‎, 12-07-2016 10:45 AM
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    12-19-2016, 11:35 PM Go to last post
  50. Halloween time.

    Here we go again. Putting out Halloween this year was a nice distraction from the ass $#@!ing that took place on Saturday. I'll try to get some...

    Started by ldogg53‎, 10-16-2012 11:46 AM
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    12-19-2016, 11:29 PM Go to last post

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