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  1. Father died 'after downing whole bottle of tequila for a bet'

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/father-died-downing-whole-bottle-143619194.html I didn't know we had Dominicans on this site. What's his shaggy...

    Started by Rocko20‎, 03-05-2017 01:54 AM
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    03-06-2017, 09:08 AM Go to last post
  2. Husband vs. Wife Argument Thread

    I argue with my wife occasionally and wonder... am I right or wrong in this argument? I thought it would be funny to have a thread where we could...

    Started by dad‎, 03-04-2017 03:22 PM
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    03-06-2017, 07:17 AM Go to last post
  3. here's tonight's plan

    GF just left for her mom's house...Old gal has a medical procedure tomorrow and GF is driving her. I've got an absolutely clear calendar for...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 03-05-2017 08:09 PM
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    03-06-2017, 07:01 AM Go to last post
  4. What do you pay for a haircut?

    So I worked out and am sitting in the dry sauna at LA Fitness. One guy, probably gay based on his voice (NTTAWWT), is talking to another dude about...

    Started by smwhorn‎, 02-13-2013 09:47 PM
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    03-05-2017, 09:30 PM Go to last post
  5. Smart condom will track your sex stats

    Sounds like a new breakthrough in sex analytics. Money balls, if you will.

    Started by HornOnTheBayou‎, 03-02-2017 09:59 PM
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    03-05-2017, 12:34 PM Go to last post
  6. Talk about unlucky

    Apparently he lived.

    Started by Quagmire‎, 02-22-2017 10:00 AM
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    03-05-2017, 07:33 AM Go to last post
  7. Lance Armstrong is a $#@!, part 12,332

    ASPEN, Colo. (AP) — Authorities say disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong hit two parked cars after a night of partying in Aspen but agreed to let his...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 02-03-2015 12:45 PM
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    03-04-2017, 02:17 PM Go to last post
  8. The BMW That 2Pac Was Murdered In is For Sale

    It can be yours for a cool $1.5mill. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/26/tupac-death-bmw-car-for-sale/

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 02-27-2017 02:39 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    03-03-2017, 09:47 PM Go to last post
  9. Man caught recording teens through bathroom window in NW Austin

    which shagster is this? Brandon Cutro, 35, told police “feelings that he was unable to control” led him to record teenage girls through a bathroom...

    Started by Dawn Keibals‎, 02-28-2017 02:58 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    03-03-2017, 12:46 AM Go to last post
  10. That's one awkward surprise party

    Now there's a teacher who clearly loves his job as well as his students: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhoV1ZeBC08rwfw0u9

    Started by Derka‎, 02-24-2017 03:28 PM
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    02-28-2017, 04:20 PM Go to last post
  11. Melania Trump has $2,000,000 USD for me! I'm rich bitches!

    Check it out! Trump is making me great again...by redistributing some wealth to me via FLOTUS email: I am Mrs. Melania Trump, and I am writing...

    Started by next2naus‎, 02-23-2017 04:09 PM
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    02-27-2017, 03:42 PM Go to last post
  12. New Mexico Drunk girl does cartwheels during her DWI field sobriety test

    She seems like someone that I'd like to meat. There's a video of her drunk cartwheels at the link. ...

    Started by MikeGundy'sRant‎, 02-22-2017 04:25 PM
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    02-26-2017, 06:27 AM Go to last post
  13. SW Austin Shaggy HH - Feb 17 Boomerz

    We've talked about this on other threads before. We need to do it. I propose Friday, Feb 17. Either Boomerz or Detour.

    Started by skipperj‎, 02-11-2017 10:18 PM
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  14. 107 years old - the oldest living veteran in America

    I am in town on business and am staying with a buddy of mine. After a night of drinking whiskey on E. 6th and wrestling some 19 year old Mexican drug...

    Started by CutTheCrackJack‎, 05-29-2013 12:54 AM
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    02-23-2017, 11:05 AM Go to last post
  15. Gun safety tips

    1) always assume the gun is loaded 2) don't point it at anybody unless you intend to shoot them 3) See the above ESPECIALLY after you've smoked...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 02-22-2017 05:22 PM
    • Replies: 10
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    02-23-2017, 10:15 AM Go to last post
  16. Airport CBP seize 13 pounds of hidden horse genitalia

    https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/local-media-release/dulles-cbp-seizes-hidden-horsemeat-and-horse-genitals-mongolian

    Started by Blank‎, 02-17-2017 08:08 AM
    • Replies: 24
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    02-23-2017, 07:56 AM Go to last post
  17. Drunk tits

    No, not what you're thinking. This kind of tit: The tufted titmouse body count at Casa Brisket is up to 4 dead, with 3 seriously injured...

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 02-14-2017 10:09 AM
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    02-22-2017, 10:01 PM Go to last post
  18. What Is Your Female Body Type Preference From This Pic?

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 02-21-2017 08:34 PM
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    02-22-2017, 09:12 PM Go to last post
  19. The story of why Zola and “this here bitch” fell out

    http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW An entertaining tale of two strippers going to Florida. Worth the read.

    Started by Eastwood22‎, 10-28-2015 09:47 AM
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    02-22-2017, 03:07 PM Go to last post
  20. Shaggy Nexus Gofundme

    Unfortunately, disaster seems to strike more often than it should. Geoff Guerrero and his family to help in his recovery- Geoff's been a...

    Started by TheGOAT‎, 02-20-2017 11:21 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    02-22-2017, 12:36 PM Go to last post
  21. new cure for cancer?

    $#@! the stage...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 02-21-2017 12:20 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    02-22-2017, 05:33 AM Go to last post
  22. Post a pic of your irrational fear

    $#@!ing terrifying

    Started by Hollywood Colt‎, 11-26-2010 09:21 AM
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    02-22-2017, 04:12 AM Go to last post
  23. Sara Silverman posts about suspected Nazi symbols on Twitter, gets trolled

    http://www.cscmediagroupus.com/2017/02/12/sarah-silverman-shows-idiocy-twitter-immediately-trolled/

    Started by 244335‎, 02-13-2017 11:06 AM
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    02-21-2017, 07:41 PM Go to last post
  24. Photic Sneeze Reflex

    The sun makes me Sneeze. Apparently it's genetic and limited to mainly whites. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex The worst...

    Started by BearSchlong‎, 02-12-2017 12:18 PM
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    02-21-2017, 05:02 PM Go to last post
  25. The Onion

    I've been reading The Onion for well over a decade now. It's still one of my "go to" sites. There is literally no other site I can say that about for...

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 01-13-2013 06:10 PM
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    02-21-2017, 01:54 PM Go to last post
  26. Do you know and/or hang out with your neighbors?

    Neighbor talk was not going away in another thread, but I did find it interesting. I was surprised how many people said they don't interact with...

    Started by SPII‎, 01-28-2017 04:23 PM
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    02-19-2017, 11:07 AM Go to last post
  27. Man Explains Why He's Ok With Girlfriend Cheating

    http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2017/02/bf-explains-why-hes-ok-with-his-gf-cheating-on-him-with-5-men-a-month-gf-explains-if-he-cheats-its-over/

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 02-16-2017 09:39 PM
    2 Pages
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    • Replies: 60
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    02-17-2017, 12:11 PM Go to last post
  28. 1800 flowers meltdowns

    https://www.facebook.com/1800flowers?sk=wall some of those comments are pure gold

    Started by 1010wins‎, 02-14-2012 10:38 PM
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    02-16-2017, 03:36 PM Go to last post
  29. San Antonio rodeo free passes

    With parking. I am a sponsor but I can't get down there. PM your address and I will send them out today.

    Started by markstanco‎, 02-15-2017 10:45 AM
    • Replies: 4
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    02-16-2017, 11:09 AM Go to last post
  30. Prosecutor faces sentencing for sex acts in view of neighboring tourists

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/02/14/county-prosecutor-faces-sentencing-for-hotel-room-sex-acts-in-view-of-neighboring-tourist...

    Started by PhillyD‎, 02-14-2017 10:49 AM
    • Replies: 35
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    02-15-2017, 02:25 PM Go to last post
  31. Any Paul Sheldon fans on this $#@!adoody website?

    Started by deadshank‎, 02-15-2017 01:25 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    02-15-2017, 01:39 PM Go to last post
  32. Westminster dog show

    Dog handlers and dog show judges are some very fat people

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 02-14-2017 09:47 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    02-15-2017, 10:41 AM Go to last post
  33. Family RIPs Galveston dad a new one with a scathing obituary

    http://www.click2houston.com/news/familys-brutal-obituary-for-galveston-man-raises-eyebrows ...

    Started by Blank‎, 02-11-2017 04:20 PM
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    02-14-2017, 05:21 PM Go to last post
  34. vasectomy...

    this past Friday. drug free... felt like they were trying to pull my teeth out through my scrote... that is all...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 01-28-2013 01:44 PM
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    02-14-2017, 03:09 PM Go to last post
  35. Autonomous Taxi Drones. What could possibly go wrong?

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2017/02/14/dubai-autonomous-taxi-drones-ehang/#34780b4d6da3 When the ruling family decrees that a quarter...

    Started by RPM‎, 02-14-2017 09:50 AM
    • Replies: 10
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    02-14-2017, 01:00 PM Go to last post
  36. Burger King in Israel Offering Adult Meals for Valentines Day

    Like the happy meal for kids but with an adult toy inside. Also 2 beers instead of a normal drink. I'm guessing we are too PC here in the states for...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 02-14-2017 01:22 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 374
    02-14-2017, 10:31 AM Go to last post
  37. $#@! You Have Heard In A Bar

    I've been pondering starting this thread for a while and given the impending butt-$#@!ing we are due in Dallas, I think the time is right. So,...

    Started by hullabelew‎, 10-01-2013 02:24 PM
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    02-13-2017, 11:34 PM Go to last post
  38. Not maximum strength, clinical strength is now it

    Went to get deodorant and other stuff today. Apparently Gillett or whoever sells MFing deodorant to suckers for $12 now for a 3 ounce bar of it....

    Started by markstanco‎, 02-11-2017 12:01 AM
    • Replies: 37
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    02-13-2017, 06:38 AM Go to last post
  39. Music artists from the 80's

    Some of these I have never heard of, but most yes. Some awesome music in there. Maybe 50+ pics on this website. ...

    Started by markstanco‎, 12-05-2013 11:16 AM
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    02-12-2017, 08:41 PM Go to last post
  40. Your brush with greatness

    Who is the most famous person you've ever met, saw, ran into, was on a cruise ship with? Here is mine although it happened to my brother it is the...

    Started by iamthepush‎, 11-26-2013 03:44 PM
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    02-12-2017, 08:52 AM Go to last post
  41. Anybody's wife have fake tits?

    No, I don't want pics to send this thread to NSAA. Here's the source of my legitimate inquiry: My wife recently told me that she's thinking about...

    Started by South Austin‎, 12-04-2016 05:22 PM
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    02-10-2017, 11:12 AM Go to last post
  42. Watch it separate in two : 31 lbs of cocaine found in nose of AAL 757

    Whatever the day wants it to http://kxan.com/2017/01/30/31-lbs-of-cocaine-found-in-nose-gear-of-american-airlines-plane-in-tulsa/

    Started by TOR‎, 01-30-2017 08:08 PM
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    02-09-2017, 09:41 AM Go to last post
  43. VFA-83 Rampagers 2015-2016 Cruise Video

    Ima just leave this right here...kthanxbai.

    Started by vox‎, 02-05-2017 01:33 PM
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    02-09-2017, 09:05 AM Go to last post
  44. Post your favorite home remedies for the common cold here

    Tonight I'm going with hot green tea, mixed with honey, emergen-c, and Jameson. Not too shabby.

    Started by tbone‎, 01-02-2015 06:50 PM
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    02-08-2017, 10:55 PM Go to last post
  45. A windows certified technician just called me on my cell

    and told me she was notified by my server that a virus was trying to run on my computer and I could be hacked at any time. Naturally I was a bit...

    Started by sawbonz‎, 01-16-2015 04:31 PM
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    02-08-2017, 07:00 PM Go to last post
  46. Examples of insta-karma you've seen/experienced

    Today I was at a stoplight waiting to turn left with one car ahead of me in the queue. We get the green light to proceed. About halfway through the...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 02-06-2017 08:17 PM
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    02-08-2017, 06:18 PM Go to last post
  47. SNL: Kristen Stewart

    Trump open was funny. Totino's skit was worth a rewind or two. Who am I kidding that will be on DVR save. Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer is the...

    Started by RPM‎, 02-05-2017 03:11 AM
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    02-07-2017, 03:57 PM Go to last post
  48. Girls of Craigslist

    "wanna chill? (east las vegas)"

    Started by Dolemite‎, 06-07-2014 08:18 AM
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    02-06-2017, 02:56 PM Go to last post
  49. The thread for people not watching the Superbowl

    Not a big NFL fan and the judgemental commercials of last year upset me. I don't want some old hag yelling at me for drinking too much Budweiser. ...

    Started by Parliament‎, 02-01-2017 09:47 PM
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    02-06-2017, 12:09 AM Go to last post
  50. Houstons 80's club scene

    Im listening :pop:

    Started by OWLVIS‎, 01-17-2017 10:16 PM
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    02-05-2017, 09:05 AM Go to last post

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