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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPhog View Post
    I'm pretty goddamn sick of seeing photos of tortured puppies and kittehs on the FB. You're not $#@!ing Sarah Mclachlan, quit trying to ruin my day.
    Seriously, this. Why are people doing this?

    I know depression is a serious illness, but I just can't even fathom being such a depressed person that I decide some morning "I'm gonna log into Facebook, and share a bunch of photos of mangled puppies with my friends to show everyone how terrible human beings are"

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    uno, deux, three.

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    asshat Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Art Vandelay's Avatar
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    uno, deux, three.
    1a, 1b, x

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    black people suck ass at proof reading.

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    also, all black women are really good at appearing contemplative, and cloning does exist, as every black woman Michelle Obama.

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    oh, and why choose Michelle Obama? I know that she does a ton of great stuff but she aint living in the white house because we voted her in there. She just happens to be married to the HNIC. Michelle Obama is a fine role model for young black women, so I dont want it to appear that Im saying she's not, but you couldnt choose a black woman who got where she is today because of her own accomplishments, and not because her baby daddy is the HNIC?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derka Derka View Post
    oh, and why choose Michelle Obama? I know that she does a ton of great stuff but she aint living in the white house because we voted her in there. She just happens to be married to the HNIC. Michelle Obama is a fine role model for young black women, so I dont want it to appear that Im saying she's not, but you couldnt choose a black woman who got where she is today because of her own accomplishments, and not because her baby daddy is the HNIC?
    I'd $#@! her.

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    The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart.. ♥♥

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    I dont know why im friends with woman...but my bro in laws best friends wife...i know the friend pretty good so im friends with him..but she was super annoying before she quit her job to be a stay at home wife...now i get to know what she makes everyday...when her kids wake up...what the fam is doing this weekend at the lakes.

    Oh..i guess her "job" is to host pampered chef shows and vault denim jeans parties for other stay at home moms..so she adverises those a few times a day.

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    "Why the $#@! does Jesus always come knocking when I'm taking a $#@!?"
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    Maybe if you can't afford a babysitter you should be staying the $#@! home with your kid instead of going to bars.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crayon1973 View Post
    Maybe if you can't afford a babysitter you should be staying the $#@! home with your kid instead of going to bars.

    Stripper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crayon1973 View Post
    Maybe if you can't afford a babysitter you should be staying the $#@! home with your kid instead of going to bars.

    Pics? And if the pics are good...what bars?

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    I feel like the answer to all our problems is right in front of our faces: more abortions. a lot more. also, mandatory sterilization at the discretion of shaggybevo.com

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    JC looks like he really needs to drop a deuce here. Oohhhh come on ice cream!!

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    One of my older cousins who I used to see a lot when I was younger, but haven't seen in years just got a facebook account and friended me. I thought it would be great to see what she's up to. She is an absolute moron. Confuses your/you're, their/there/they're, and uses awful grammar and spelling to share her every inane thought about her $#@!ty life. She's also pure white trash. Just gross. Immediate hide from news feed.

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    “When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

    Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

    I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

    With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

    The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

    In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

    This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

    I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

    My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

    On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

    On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

    She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

    Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

    Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

    But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

    She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

    That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

    The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

    So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

    If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.

    If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

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    WTF is the KONY thing going around right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goofyboy View Post
    WTF is the KONY thing going around right now?
    $#@! that's been going on for a really long time... but now that someone made a heart touching video about it, everyone cares.

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    The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart.. ♥♥
    If I see this, my comment:

    We are the 99%

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    Quote Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP View Post

    That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

    The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

    So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

    If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.

    If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
    Holy $#@! that's bad. Makes me think of this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP View Post
    “When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

    Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

    I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

    With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

    The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

    In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

    This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

    I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

    My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

    On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

    On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

    She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

    Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

    Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

    But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

    She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

    That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

    The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

    So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

    If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.

    If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
    That makes me want to punch someone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigglerontheHoof View Post
    That makes me want to punch someone.
    Reading it actually gave me cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by housious View Post
    It makes me lol hard
    That makes me want to punch someone.
    Makes me wanna $#@! Jane. From what I gather she's on the prowl again.

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    Truthfully, guy has to feel a little played by his ex-wife. I mean if she had just been honest with him he could have been there for her until the end and got on with his life with Jane after she passed. Now Jane's feelings are hurt because he didn't choose her and she likely won't take him back. It's this lack of communication which probably made his request for a divorce justified. Selfish bitch is selfish.

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    Anyone else getting a $#@! ton of "BranchOut" requests? I had never heard of this, and got like 5 in the past 24 hours. Seems strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deech View Post
    Truthfully, guy has to feel a little played by his ex-wife. I mean if she had just been honest with him he could have been there for her until the end and got on with his life with Jane after she passed. Now Jane's feelings are hurt because he didn't choose her and she likely won't take him back. It's this lack of communication which probably made his request for a divorce justified. Selfish bitch is selfish.
    The husband feels $#@!ty for the rest of his life with no chance of redemption. A lot of women would kill for that kind of checkmate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP View Post
    “When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

    Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

    I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

    With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

    The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

    In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

    This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

    I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

    My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

    On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

    On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

    She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

    Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

    Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

    But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

    She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

    That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

    The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

    So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

    If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.

    If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
    Cool story bro haha

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    Why is our first lady dressed like someone from the movie "The Help"?

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    The photo is a fake, just like everything else on Facebook. The Obama's were not present at that event.

    Originals:

    You can see a dude's arm in this one, where Michelle is supposedly located in the fake.






    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-showdown.html
    Last edited by USMCFieldMP; 03-09-2012 at 09:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP View Post
    The photo is a fake, just like everything else on Facebook. The Obama's were not present at that event.

    Originals:

    You can see a dude's arm in this one, where Michelle is supposedly located in the fake.






    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-showdown.html

    That's great and all but it doesn't change the fact that MB's ass is $#@!ing huge.

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    CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. -- Status update: It was bad idea to steal a judge's nameplate and then post a picture of yourself holding it on your girlfriend's Facebook page.

    That's exactly what Steven Mulhall, 21, of Coral Springs, is accused of doing.

    Mulhall posted the photograph of himself holding the stolen nameplate, which was pried from the door of Broward Circuit Judge Michael Orlando courtroom on Natalie Coma Toze Segura Facebook account, according to arrest records.
    Deputies picked Mulhall up on Thursday and booked him into Broward County's Main jail.

    "The nameplate is like only $40, not that big of a crime, but what an idiot. He puts it on Facebook," said Broward County Sheriff Al Lamberti. "Here he is flaunting it on Facebook. He violated the terms of his parole by stealing, from a judge he appeared before no less. He's got multiple convictions for petty theft, so now this is a felony."

    Lamberti said deputies picked up Mulhall after verifying the suspect had appeared before judge Orlando. The judge's nameplate was pried from the door around Feb. 23, according to the arrest report. A tip to Broward Crime Stoppers led authorities to Mulhall.

    "The tipster gave us his address, name and the Facebook page," Lamberti said.

    "We got the nameplate back. It will be returned to the rightful owner."


    Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/s...#ixzz1odpQ9T1g

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    what to do now? Ive been playing cheekers instead of chest and now im 3 steps behind.. Time to play catch up
    I has a sad. This $#@! is my niece's boyfriend.

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    just saw this recommendation


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    Update Facebook one more time $#@!!!!


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    The void in my life from never joining facebook is filled by this thread. Thank you shaggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSU&UT View Post


    "Who is it?"
    "It's Jesus LOL!"

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    congrats, all of your friends now know you are a criminal

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    Cures cancer? Awesome!

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    Grows brain cells?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smegma_Popsicle_II View Post
    just saw this recommendation

    Looks like I see a status that mentions veggies and brown rice there on the left. Please tell me a pic of their food accompanies it?

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    Well, we have a new internet meme:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocko20 View Post
    Well, we have a new internet meme:

    Almost 3 billion, huh?

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    What's 708,000,000.000 dollars really? It's like 50 cents.

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