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    This dumbass $#@! I just saw on facebook

    There's a picture of a kid in surgery, and then this dumbass story as the caption. The picture has like 17,000 shares, and all sorts of dumbass people commenting on this story as if they really believe that a kid needed emergency surgery and the only possible surgeon in the entire hospital who could ever save this kid's life happened to be burying his son, while apparently on-call. People are retards.


    ~ Never Judge Anyone ~

    A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being call...ed in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call ASAP, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block.
    He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled:
    “Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?”

    The doctor smiled and said:
    “I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work”

    “Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily

    The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Bible “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace”

    “Giving advice when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.

    The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, “Thank God! Your son is saved!”

    And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any question, ask the nurse!!”

    “Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

    The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”

    NEVER JUDGE ANYONE because you never know how their life is and as to what is happening or what they’re going through.


    #REPOST.

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    This is why I deleted my Facebook. Full of morons.

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    I hate stuff like that. That one sounds like it was translated from Chinese.

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    $#@!ing eastern europeans and their melodrama

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    Looks like it was written by a Nigerian banker

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    His son got into an accident with a road? Jesus, that's terrible.

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    Interesting to finally read how that story ended. My Dad used to read me that story before bed in 1975, always wondered where he got it...because he was a big rig mechanic. Never failed putting me to sleep though

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    That's when I delete that person or choose "Unsubscribe from this person."

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    I am willing to wager that the majority of people who find this kind of tripe meaningful/inspiring are women.

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    Some $#@!hole on my friends list put up the one with the "bitchy white lady" that refused to sit next to a black guy on an airplane. Had about 20 people just jizzing about it. I'm convinced that Facebook makes people retarded.

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    wait, i saw a "never judge anyone" today that had some couple where the wife had cancer or something. i skimmed it. while i judged.

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    Cool story bro

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    Yeah this $#@! drives me crazy. How bout that heartstring-tugger about the white lady who complained about sitting next to a black on an airplane, so the flight attendant moves the black to first class. two mouth breathers have posted that bull$#@! in the last week, and they and about 100,000 other people actually believe it.

    $#@! all those lackwits and their DVR's filled with CW shows

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    LOL... let me find the one that just popped up on mine.

    Really heart touching.........

    I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
    a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
    old..


    The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
    this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are
    you sure I don't have enough money?''

    I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
    money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the
    doll in his hand.

    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
    this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
    much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.


    I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
    sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.
    'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to
    see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with
    her to give it to my sister...''

    My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
    told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
    come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
    where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
    picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
    wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
    to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
    sad eyes, very quietly..

    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
    again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

    'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
    his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
    for the doll and even some spare money.

    The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'


    Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to
    sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so
    that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted
    to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't
    dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
    and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'


    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
    started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
    remembered a local

    news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
    truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
    little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
    state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
    life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
    recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
    paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
    I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
    the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
    last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a
    beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and
    the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling
    that my life had been changed for ever...

    The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
    still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a
    drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

    Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

    Now you have 2 choices:

    1) Forward this message, or

    2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

    For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go
    ahead and delete this. For the rest of us..... pass this on.

    The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in
    what they are capable of receiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP View Post
    LOL... let me find the one that just popped up on mine.
    Ah, the good old extortion emails. "If you're a bad person then delete this, if you're cool and want to receive a bunch of money and hot chicks then you should forward it."

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    I've seen that one before, but it ended with:

    The boy's father, seeing his folly was moved to tears where he stood in the hallway. Through his tears he asked the nurse, "where is this doctor from so that I may track him down and offer my sincerest apology for the way I have treated him today?" A through her own tears the nurse replied...



















    He's from West Philadelphia, born and raised.
    On the playground where he spent most of his days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
    Started making trouble in his neighbourhood
    He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
    And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

    He whistled for a cab and when it came near the
    License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
    If anything he could say that this cab was rare
    But he thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

    He pulled up to a house about seven or eight
    And he yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
    Looked at his kingdom he was finally there
    To sit on his throne as the prince of Bel-air

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    It never ceases to amaze me how stories like this, which are obvious fabrications, are full of introspective and profound people, but are passed on by clueless $#@!ing morons who are convinced they are legitimate.

    Every day I become more convinced that average intelligence is synonymous with borderline retardation.

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    So the boys father thought the doctor was talking about his mother, but it was really the cat. Gotcha.

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    Please post this as your status for 1 hour. If not, you will burn in hell for eternity.

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    I'm going to wait until it pops up on my "feed" or whatever and respond with "cool story bro".

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    Be careful who you defriend....

    NASHVILLE, Tenn (Reuters) - A Tennessee couple who "defriended" a woman on Facebook were murdered in their home by the jilted woman's father and another man, police said on Thursday.

    "It's the worst thing I've ever seen," Johnson County Sheriff Mike Reece said, adding he had never seen anything like it in his 27 years in law enforcement in the area. "We've had murders, but nothing like this. This is just senseless."

    He said Billy Clay Payne, Jr. and Billie Jean Hayworth were killed last month after they deleted Jenelle Potter, the daughter of one of the suspects, from their "friends" list. Both were shot in the head and the man had his throat cut.

    The couple's 8-month-old baby was in the mother's arms, unharmed, when the bodies were found.

    Marvin Enoch "Buddy" Potter Jr., 60, and Jamie Lynn Curd, 38, were each charged on Wednesday in Mountain City in northeastern Tennessee with two counts of first-degree murder. The men were arrested on Tuesday.

    The case was not the first involving violence linked to Facebook. Last year in Iowa, a woman was arrested on accusations of setting fire to a friend's garage after she was defriended on the social network site, local media reported.

    In Texas, a man was accused of hitting his wife after she failed to "like" a Facebook post he wrote about the anniversary of his mother's death, according to media reports.

    In the Tennessee case, Reece said a couple of harassment cases had been filed against Jenelle Potter in court over "someone blocking her or taking her off."

    "Once you've crossed her, you've crossed her father too," Reece said, adding that Jenelle Potter, in her late 20s or early 30s, stays home with her parents and was constantly on Facebook.

    Her father, "Buddy" Potter, will return to court next week for a bond hearing after he hires an attorney. Curd, also a second cousin of one of the victims, was appointed an attorney and bond was set at $750,000 for each murder count. His preliminary hearing will be in March.

    No charges have been filed against Jenelle Potter, the sheriff said. She could not reached for comment.

    Curd's attorney, R.O. Smith, an assistant public defender, said it was "safe to say there's more to it than the Facebook problem, it appears."

    "I wish I could provide more of what went on, but there's needless to say a lot of rumors swirling around and nothing substantiated on the rumors," Smith said.

    (Reporting By Tim Ghianni; Editing by Mary Wisniewski and Cynthia Johnston)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tailgate Jeff View Post
    NASHVILLE, Tenn (Reuters) - A Tennessee couple who "defriended" a woman on Facebook were murdered in their home by the jilted woman's father and another man, police said on Thursday.

    "It's the worst thing I've ever seen," Johnson County Sheriff Mike Reece said, adding he had never seen anything like it in his 27 years in law enforcement in the area. "We've had murders, but nothing like this. This is just senseless."

    He said Billy Clay Payne, Jr. and Billie Jean Hayworth were killed last month after they deleted Jenelle Potter, the daughter of one of the suspects, from their "friends" list. Both were shot in the head and the man had his throat cut.

    The couple's 8-month-old baby was in the mother's arms, unharmed, when the bodies were found.

    Marvin Enoch "Buddy" Potter Jr., 60, and Jamie Lynn Curd, 38, were each charged on Wednesday in Mountain City in northeastern Tennessee with two counts of first-degree murder. The men were arrested on Tuesday.

    The case was not the first involving violence linked to Facebook. Last year in Iowa, a woman was arrested on accusations of setting fire to a friend's garage after she was defriended on the social network site, local media reported.

    In Texas, a man was accused of hitting his wife after she failed to "like" a Facebook post he wrote about the anniversary of his mother's death, according to media reports.

    In the Tennessee case, Reece said a couple of harassment cases had been filed against Jenelle Potter in court over "someone blocking her or taking her off."

    "Once you've crossed her, you've crossed her father too," Reece said, adding that Jenelle Potter, in her late 20s or early 30s, stays home with her parents and was constantly on Facebook.

    Her father, "Buddy" Potter, will return to court next week for a bond hearing after he hires an attorney. Curd, also a second cousin of one of the victims, was appointed an attorney and bond was set at $750,000 for each murder count. His preliminary hearing will be in March.

    No charges have been filed against Jenelle Potter, the sheriff said. She could not reached for comment.

    Curd's attorney, R.O. Smith, an assistant public defender, said it was "safe to say there's more to it than the Facebook problem, it appears."

    "I wish I could provide more of what went on, but there's needless to say a lot of rumors swirling around and nothing substantiated on the rumors," Smith said.

    (Reporting By Tim Ghianni; Editing by Mary Wisniewski and Cynthia Johnston)

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    facebook is some serious bidness..........................interwebs is no joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulletpelini View Post
    Does anyone know how to post videos to facebook?

    Do yOu guys know how to post videos toooo Facebook?

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    So 36 seconds ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derka Derka View Post
    There's a picture of a kid in surgery, and then this dumbass story as the caption. The picture has like 17,000 shares, and all sorts of dumbass people commenting on this story as if they really believe that a kid needed emergency surgery and the only possible surgeon in the entire hospital who could ever save this kid's life happened to be burying his son, while apparently on-call. People are retards.
    They also seem to believe people are buried the DAY AFTER they die.


    Before facebook, these were emails. My mother used to teach, and there would be hundreds of these sappy emails circulating around the school with subjects reading "So Sweet! So True! Made Me Cry!!!" She couldn't help sending me about 5-10 a day. Women just can't resist that $#@!.

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    I hate those pseudo-religious preachy bull$#@! stories that people post.

    Any of my friends post that $#@!, it's an automatic unsubscribe. Morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tailgate Jeff View Post
    NASHVILLE, Tenn (Reuters) - A Tennessee couple who "defriended" a woman on Facebook were murdered in their home by the jilted woman's father and another man, police said on Thursday.

    "It's the worst thing I've ever seen," Johnson County Sheriff Mike Reece said, adding he had never seen anything like it in his 27 years in law enforcement in the area. "We've had murders, but nothing like this. This is just senseless."

    He said Billy Clay Payne, Jr. and Billie Jean Hayworth were killed last month after they deleted Jenelle Potter, the daughter of one of the suspects, from their "friends" list. Both were shot in the head and the man had his throat cut.

    The couple's 8-month-old baby was in the mother's arms, unharmed, when the bodies were found.

    Marvin Enoch "Buddy" Potter Jr., 60, and Jamie Lynn Curd, 38, were each charged on Wednesday in Mountain City in northeastern Tennessee with two counts of first-degree murder. The men were arrested on Tuesday.

    The case was not the first involving violence linked to Facebook. Last year in Iowa, a woman was arrested on accusations of setting fire to a friend's garage after she was defriended on the social network site, local media reported.

    In Texas, a man was accused of hitting his wife after she failed to "like" a Facebook post he wrote about the anniversary of his mother's death, according to media reports.

    In the Tennessee case, Reece said a couple of harassment cases had been filed against Jenelle Potter in court over "someone blocking her or taking her off."

    "Once you've crossed her, you've crossed her father too," Reece said, adding that Jenelle Potter, in her late 20s or early 30s, stays home with her parents and was constantly on Facebook.

    Her father, "Buddy" Potter, will return to court next week for a bond hearing after he hires an attorney. Curd, also a second cousin of one of the victims, was appointed an attorney and bond was set at $750,000 for each murder count. His preliminary hearing will be in March.

    No charges have been filed against Jenelle Potter, the sheriff said. She could not reached for comment.

    Curd's attorney, R.O. Smith, an assistant public defender, said it was "safe to say there's more to it than the Facebook problem, it appears."

    "I wish I could provide more of what went on, but there's needless to say a lot of rumors swirling around and nothing substantiated on the rumors," Smith said.

    (Reporting By Tim Ghianni; Editing by Mary Wisniewski and Cynthia Johnston)

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    i'm stunned and i'm shocked- the guy's name is buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeSoHornee View Post
    They also seem to believe people are buried the DAY AFTER they die.
    That's not so hard to believe. Craig James buried 5 hookers, right after he killed them, while at SMU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeSoHornee View Post
    They also seem to believe people are buried the DAY AFTER they die.
    Very common among jews. And it was a doctor, so...

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    This is a true story. One day I was shopping in Costco and when I went up to the checkout line there was a young girl there, about 13 years old. She was crying. I asked her why she was crying and she told me she had started her first period on the way home from school and needed to buy maxi pads, but she didn't have enough money for the 144 count box, which was the smallest size that Costco had. Sure enough I looked and there was blood running down her thighs. She said she had prayed to god that some good samaratin would come along and help her with her purchase so she could staunch the bleeding before it ruined her sneakers.

    I didn't have any money but I had an I-phone and was wearing socks, so after taking a couple of pictures of her and her bloody thighs, I said "God heard you and will answer your prayer". Then I took off one sock, wadded it up and handed it to her and said "here use this". Then I split.

    So remember, pay it forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoosierHorn View Post
    Messi likes this.

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    just posted by the same guy with the caption, "WOW".


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    Quote Originally Posted by HoosierHorn View Post
    Dammit Derka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsoda3 View Post
    He said Billy Clay Payne, Jr. and Billie Jean Hayworth were killed last month
    I know it's not nice to speak ill of the dead, but damn. That's as redneck as it gets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil Your Face View Post
    I love this.

    Science 1, Religious nut-jobbery 0

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    This has been floating around my news feed today.


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    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Facebook was invented by Al Queda to destroy American society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichabod View Post
    This has been floating around my news feed today.

    I fainted, too!

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