Gentlemen, La Santísima Muerte will listen to you. Make her an offer, perhaps she will finding it pleasing and in return will grant whatever it is you seek. As you can see, some traveler left a shiner and a joint for La Flaca. I think this pleases her.
Thujone has clearly been catfishing us. Sitting back in his little mspaint room lulzing at everyone debating lamepaint and shame paint.
Then, boom. Hiroshima.
I thought the babboon was Hope Solo, though.
Looks like Stoopid made a mistake while recruiting.
Parents Outraged After Bags of $#@!-Shaped Gummies Sold to Kids
Children love candy and so do I but that's not important. What children don't love is candy that is shaped like $#@!es. That's $#@!ed up. And parents in New Zealand are not happy about the fact that $#@!-shaped candy was being sold to their young ones.
Apparently, shops in the lower South Island of New Zealand were stocked with 7200 bags of Dragon Sweets from China, and found out only after customers began to complain that the bags were full of gummy bears with $#@!s and $#@!-shaped gummies.
Willem Van de Geest of the Stoke confectionary company who accidentally imported the bags of $#@!s, expressed his apologies for making such a huge mistake. Via the New Zealand Herald:
He was unaware ''inappropriate'' lollies were inside the bags.
''You have to look at it two or three times to think that doesn't look right.''
The offensive lolly was a gummy bear, and not a gummy baby, he said.
The lollies were a ''one-off'' and he had recalled and dumped thousands of bags.
''It won't happen again.''
A likely story. In the meantime, children of ages eight, six, and five got their hands on the candies, and even went so far as to deliver a bag to their father, a disgruntled parent said. From the New Zealand Herald:
Mr Aburn's partner, Jacqui Hawkins, said she randomly took a sweet from the bag and found it was shaped in the form of male genitals.
Another lolly in the bag was a gummy baby with a $#@!, she said.
''I don't find anything amusing about it at all. I find it disgusting,'' she said.
Lesson: check your bags of candy for bears with $#@!s before you give them to anyone as a gift.
just awesome. $#@! ou
its the moooooost wonderful timmmmmmme of the yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
im about to do work with my rep peen.
eta: $#@! ou
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Haha awesome pure greatness, it's 8:53 and OU still sucks!!!
I cried laughing.
Good kickstart after a loss.
off to a great start. damn, by Friday afternoon, this thread is gonna have me convinced that we're gonna win the damn game!
I think Texas Pete (?) did this one a few years ago...
It will never be topped.
I just wish you could pause it.
Doesn't even need chopping...
The production value on this is so $#@!ty, I almost didn't post it. But then again, $#@! it. And $#@! OU, right in their gaping oozing $#@!hole.
And as I've said before, thanks to Thujone for letting me use his art. I just got lucky that that OU video came out the week of the game so I could do some good $#@! with it.
I am HousHorn09 and I endorse this thread, it's message and that yes, Bob Stoops does indeed eat an entire bag of $#@!s in one setting and that OU still sucks!!!
FUUUUCK YOU, SOONERS! $#@! YOUUUUUUU!!!
OU Sucks those are $#@!ing gold
OU Sucks just did it on em.
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