people who don't acknowledge you when you let them through in traffic - pulling into traffic, changing lanes, crossing in front to turn from opposing lane, whatever.
I have found this enrages me when they don't even look my way. I may be getting old.
Had a guy in his late 30's write a check in front of me at the dry cleaners the other day. I seriously found myself wishing his mother had used one of those coat hangers to abort him. If this is a new hipster thing, I will wage jihad on these $#@!ers!
- People who don't acknowledge when you open or hold a door for them
- People who just stare blankly at you & say nothing when you say "Good morning" or whatever...
People sitting in the middle of rows at ballgames, requiring you to get up when they need out of the row, without the simple decency of a single "excuse me." $#@! you. Next time I'm tripping your wife's fat ass.
the people in the far left lane of eastbound Bee Cave Road as it approaches the T-intersection at Mopac Expy. About 1/4 of the cars will bleed into the middle lane even though they're not supposed to, because the whole road kinda curves a bit to the left as it comes up to the stoplight. I take that middle lane (which is also a left-handed turn lane) about 90% of the time to get to Barton Springs Road. Can't tell you how many times I've been in near accidents on that stretch. And everybody's excuse is always the same, "I just kept going straight and didn't realize I left my lane." Yep, this is the one $#@!ing curved road in Texas. Congrats there chief/boss!
People who address another person as "hey you"
it's most chicks who do that crap
You expel bacteria-laden air from your body into the air between us, I then greet you with a faux religious blessing that---if you believe in the Church---I am not even qualified to give, you then reply back to me with some measure of gratitude, to which I close out the exchange with a "You are welcome" as if I was inviting you to break bread in my home. This needs to go away
Last edited by elfenix; 10-04-2015 at 11:14 PM.
why do we abbreviate Fort Worth, as Ft. Worth? Are the extra two letters really that much of a pain in the ass? Some of the ridiculously long names of cities and towns in this state and we can't spell out the word fort?
People who chew with their mouth open. It doesn't affect me personally, but I cannot stand to be around people who do so. I've left the room at my FIL's, during Thanksgiving meal, because he smacks when he eats.
Just to add to this thread, anyone $#@! who walks in public listening to music on their phone without headphones. I don't want to hear your $#@!ty music. And even worse, people who walk through public with their phone call on speaker phone. I don't want to listen to your $#@!ing conversation. You're already holding your $#@!ing phone, is it really that difficult to lift the phone six more inches to your ear?
"Of $#@!, if I say "thanks boss", that'll sound kinda racist. No problem, I'll say "thanks chief". Wait, that sounds racist, too. I know, I'll say "thanks hoss". Oh great, he'll think I'm calling him a horse. Hmm, I'll say "thank you, sir"... but then he'll think I'm being racist or possibly patronizing."
So I just said "thanks".
People that needlessly block the isles at the grocery store. Drives me nuts. Shop on the same side as your $#@!ing cart.
Yeah, that one irks me as well. I just tell myself he or she probably acknowledged me but I must have missed it heh.
Saw ballpark seating gripe above.... How about the prick that shows up to the park mid 3rd inning when the stadium is at 20% of capacity then has to sit in his exact seats despite the whole section being open
People who post their vacation photos online, and they're just posing doing stupid $#@!, not actually engaging in any fun or activity that cost money. "Wow a picture with Vegas in the background, how about you actually take a helicopter ride or something while you're there."
Also people who post their plane tickets online. "Congratulations, you have an economy class ticket to Mexico, you are such a high roller."
Finally we have people who post the driving wheel logo of their car, really? Unless it's a Lamborghini or Ferrari, no one gives a $#@!.
Last edited by Rocko20; 10-05-2015 at 07:13 AM.
I agree with everything in this thread, but I hate people so that's expected.
One thing that drives me $#@!ing nuts is people who bring their $#@!ing children to Vegas. Walking down the strip pushing a stroller while hooker peddlers hand them porn ads. Little $#@!s running through the hotels don't belong in this environment. Don't bring your kids to Vegas.
And while on strollers, $#@! you for strolling some kid around who is about 5 yrs old. Lazy $#@!s. As soon as my kids were able to walk, they walked, stroller was exiled.
Just because it's October, people are wearing sweaters, hoodies, etc even though it's still 80 degrees.
People who do not proceed into the intersection while waiting to make a left turn, and then make the turn when the light turns red. Really doesn't affect me that much (I'm just second in line instead of first next time the light turns green), but it annoys the ever-living $#@! out of me.
People that say ruh-roh instead of uh-oh.
People that chew ice
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