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    when the gf texts or says "guess what" with ZERO context or lead-in to what the $#@! i should be guessing.

    it came to a head when i was in my busy season with work and sick as a dog, she took a cert exam a month before and was waiting on results. out of no where one morning,

    "guess what!"
    'no clue, whats goin on'
    "you have to guess"
    'i have no idea'
    "c'mon just one guess"
    'I'm really cramped for time and I'm trying to give you some right now, but you're really pissing it away, so just tell me'
    .... turns out she had just gotten her results and she passed, totally chopped her off at the knees and felt bad but the guess what has largely ceased.
    Your stock answer should always be "Anal tonight!"

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    people who don't acknowledge you when you let them through in traffic - pulling into traffic, changing lanes, crossing in front to turn from opposing lane, whatever.

    I have found this enrages me when they don't even look my way. I may be getting old.

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    Shredded lettuce. It's a goddamned demonic force of evil.

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    Had a guy in his late 30's write a check in front of me at the dry cleaners the other day. I seriously found myself wishing his mother had used one of those coat hangers to abort him. If this is a new hipster thing, I will wage jihad on these $#@!ers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffian View Post
    Shredded lettuce. It's a goddamned demonic force of evil.
    Oh great. Never once I my life have I ever even considered the cut state of lettuce. Now I'm not going to be able to stand it. Thanks a lot.

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    - People who don't acknowledge when you open or hold a door for them
    - People who just stare blankly at you & say nothing when you say "Good morning" or whatever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu View Post
    This is really weird dude, not going to lie. You are being polite and "you're welcome" is always a polite response...
    "You're welcome" > "no problem"

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    People sitting in the middle of rows at ballgames, requiring you to get up when they need out of the row, without the simple decency of a single "excuse me." $#@! you. Next time I'm tripping your wife's fat ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richie Whiteman View Post
    "You're welcome" > "no problem"
    "my pleasure">"you're welcome">"no problem"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffian View Post
    Shredded lettuce. It's a goddamned demonic force of evil.
    Yes. For $#@!'s sake, just leave the lettuce in one goddamned piece on my sandwich

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    Quote Originally Posted by po elvis View Post
    I have been getting "Boss" a lot lately from fast food workers. Shouldn't, but it bugs the hell out of me. Call me "Sir" you little $#@!head.
    I sort of like "boss" and "chief." In fact whenever I order take out I always leave my name as "Chief" just so they will call it out.

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    Commercials.

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    the people in the far left lane of eastbound Bee Cave Road as it approaches the T-intersection at Mopac Expy. About 1/4 of the cars will bleed into the middle lane even though they're not supposed to, because the whole road kinda curves a bit to the left as it comes up to the stoplight. I take that middle lane (which is also a left-handed turn lane) about 90% of the time to get to Barton Springs Road. Can't tell you how many times I've been in near accidents on that stretch. And everybody's excuse is always the same, "I just kept going straight and didn't realize I left my lane." Yep, this is the one $#@!ing curved road in Texas. Congrats there chief/boss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mchookem View Post
    people who don't acknowledge you when you let them through in traffic - pulling into traffic, changing lanes, crossing in front to turn from opposing lane, whatever.

    I have found this enrages me when they don't even look my way. I may be getting old.
    Nope. Stole my post.

    or people that HAVE to be first when driving...I accelerate pretty decent at a green light, you don't need to gun it, signal over, and then go the same speed or slower than what I was going to go, but as long as you're ahead of me...

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    People who address another person as "hey you"

    it's most chicks who do that crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by wood View Post
    - People who don't acknowledge when you open or hold a door for them
    - People who just stare blankly at you & say nothing when you say "Good morning" or whatever...
    What about people who sneeze, you say bless you, and they say nothing? That bothers the $#@! out of me. Common courtesy, how does it work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocko20 View Post
    What about people who sneeze, you say bless you, and they say nothing? That bothers the $#@! out of me. Common courtesy, how does it work?
    While I agree with you and it doesn't really annoy me---it's seriously time we retired the post-sneeze ritual for people under 65.

    You expel bacteria-laden air from your body into the air between us, I then greet you with a faux religious blessing that---if you believe in the Church---I am not even qualified to give, you then reply back to me with some measure of gratitude, to which I close out the exchange with a "You are welcome" as if I was inviting you to break bread in my home. This needs to go away

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    Commercials.
    I know right? There's just not enough of them, especially Draftkings.

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    anybody that ever says "preggers" should be shot in the face.
    damn right. "vacay" too.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ernest_t_bass View Post
    So we all know the trivial things of which you are proud in your life. What about trivial things in life (not necessarily your own) that just annoy the ever living $#@! out of you? For me, they're all kinda interconnected in a way.

    1. Wal-Mart
    2. Morbidly obese fat asses (see #1)
    3. Teh poors at #1 (see also #2)
    4. Lazy people (see #1-3)

    I just can't get over it when I go to Wal-Mart. I walked through the store the other day and literally wanted to scream out loud about 10 times b/c of the inconsiderate fat $#@!ing poor $#@!s that act like they own the store. Fat kneed women walking shoulder to shoulder down a narrow lane. Teh poors with their kids. I think I muttered "Jesus $#@!ing christ" about 5 times in a 2 minute span.

    These things are trivial to my existence. They do not stop me from living a fulfilled life. But they just make my skin crawl.
    walmart next to me never has enough damn cashiers open at 10 pm. there's 2, maybe 3 if you're lucky. the line will reach the women's clothing section, there will be 10 walmart employees milling around in the front of the store doing nothing, and no one opens a goddamn register. then there's the people who get to the register, get their $#@! scanned and bagged, then have to call someone on the phone to bring in their second form of payment because lonestar isn't picking up all the $#@! they bought. so the register is functionally closed for the next 5 minutes.
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    why do we abbreviate Fort Worth, as Ft. Worth? Are the extra two letters really that much of a pain in the ass? Some of the ridiculously long names of cities and towns in this state and we can't spell out the word fort?

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    All those damn pins in new dress shirts. Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank_Hill View Post
    When people call me "guy". BP skyrockets.
    I'm not your guy, friend!

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    People who chew with their mouth open. It doesn't affect me personally, but I cannot stand to be around people who do so. I've left the room at my FIL's, during Thanksgiving meal, because he smacks when he eats.

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    Naggers. Those people really annoy me.

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    Just to add to this thread, anyone $#@! who walks in public listening to music on their phone without headphones. I don't want to hear your $#@!ty music. And even worse, people who walk through public with their phone call on speaker phone. I don't want to listen to your $#@!ing conversation. You're already holding your $#@!ing phone, is it really that difficult to lift the phone six more inches to your ear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by po elvis View Post
    I have been getting "Boss" a lot lately from fast food workers. Shouldn't, but it bugs the hell out of me. Call me "Sir" you little $#@!head.
    When I'm out shopping after the dude helps me or rings me up or whatever, I'll usually say "thanks boss" out of habit. Except the other day this black dude helped me and as I was about to says "thanks boss" but the following dialogue went through my mind:

    "Of $#@!, if I say "thanks boss", that'll sound kinda racist. No problem, I'll say "thanks chief". Wait, that sounds racist, too. I know, I'll say "thanks hoss". Oh great, he'll think I'm calling him a horse. Hmm, I'll say "thank you, sir"... but then he'll think I'm being racist or possibly patronizing."

    So I just said "thanks".

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    Quote Originally Posted by texashooch View Post
    If i'm at the cash register and I say thank you when you give me the receipt, say thank you back (have a nice day works too). Don't say "you're welcome". That pisses me off. I was just being polite, you didn't really do me a favor jerk wad.
    Ok that's weird

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    People that needlessly block the isles at the grocery store. Drives me nuts. Shop on the same side as your $#@!ing cart.

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    I see your preggers and vacay and raise you "hubby".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mchookem View Post
    people who don't acknowledge you when you let them through in traffic - pulling into traffic, changing lanes, crossing in front to turn from opposing lane, whatever.

    I have found this enrages me when they don't even look my way. I may be getting old.
    Yep, if I let you into the lane and I don't see a little flick of the wrist in gratitude through your back window we automatically have a blood feud.

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    Yeah, that one irks me as well. I just tell myself he or she probably acknowledged me but I must have missed it heh.

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    Saw ballpark seating gripe above.... How about the prick that shows up to the park mid 3rd inning when the stadium is at 20% of capacity then has to sit in his exact seats despite the whole section being open

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    I agree that shredded lettuce does indeed suck.

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    People who post their vacation photos online, and they're just posing doing stupid $#@!, not actually engaging in any fun or activity that cost money. "Wow a picture with Vegas in the background, how about you actually take a helicopter ride or something while you're there."

    Also people who post their plane tickets online. "Congratulations, you have an economy class ticket to Mexico, you are such a high roller."

    Finally we have people who post the driving wheel logo of their car, really? Unless it's a Lamborghini or Ferrari, no one gives a $#@!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonkr15 View Post
    I agree that shredded lettuce does indeed suck.
    Not on tacos!

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    Misplaced apostrophe's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank_Hill View Post
    When people call me "guy". BP skyrockets.
    You $#@!ing guy.

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    Kids who scream or whine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnBoard View Post
    As for Walmart. I get in, I get out. I keep my head down and my eyes focussed on the prize.
    Never. Go to the Targét across the street.

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    I agree with everything in this thread, but I hate people so that's expected.

    One thing that drives me $#@!ing nuts is people who bring their $#@!ing children to Vegas. Walking down the strip pushing a stroller while hooker peddlers hand them porn ads. Little $#@!s running through the hotels don't belong in this environment. Don't bring your kids to Vegas.

    And while on strollers, $#@! you for strolling some kid around who is about 5 yrs old. Lazy $#@!s. As soon as my kids were able to walk, they walked, stroller was exiled.

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    Just because it's October, people are wearing sweaters, hoodies, etc even though it's still 80 degrees.

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    And while on strollers, $#@! you for strolling some kid around who is about 5 yrs old. Lazy $#@!s. As soon as my kids were able to walk, they walked, stroller was exiled.
    so much easier to walk in a straight line when your five year old is in a stroller. those kids like to bee line.

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    People who use teh instead of the.

    Quote Originally Posted by workswithseed View Post
    people who don't put up their shopping carts, and $#@! off with putting it on the cub, and let it hang there. You're a sorry sack of $#@! you do that cause you still have the risk of them coming off and hit my vehicle.
    This isn't trivial. Shopping cart leavers belong in the same circle of hell as parking douchebags and slow left lane drivers. $#@! them all.

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    Jerkass next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus has a gigantic e-peen. next2naus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokoloco View Post
    Just because it's October, people are wearing sweaters, hoodies, etc even though it's still 80 degrees.
    woman just walked by me in fur boots.

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    People who do not proceed into the intersection while waiting to make a left turn, and then make the turn when the light turns red. Really doesn't affect me that much (I'm just second in line instead of first next time the light turns green), but it annoys the ever-living $#@! out of me.

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    People that say ruh-roh instead of uh-oh.
    People that chew ice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Longhornfan1024 View Post
    People who use teh instead of the.
    People who miss teh point.

    Oh wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by next2naus View Post
    woman just walked by me in fur boots.

    Saw one of the fat poors at the Wal-Mart the other day who was wearing one of those fall-ish boots. Fat kneed bitch who was walking on the inside of her $20 boots. Never felt so bad for a pair of boots in my life. Or knees.

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