When I am driving on the highway on cruise control and some $#@! passes me, moves into my lane in front of me then slows down so that I have to take my cruise control off. WTF? Don't pass me if you want to go slower than me!
To follow up Rocko, the people that post vacation photos where there will be 20 pictures of the same scene. Instead of picking one or two good pictures of the scene, they post everything on their camera memory.
And I'll add people who drive with headphones on, oblivious to all the driving noises around them that really should be tuned in to. Seems like these people are more likely to be texting & driving as well, which takes them even further out of the loop. $#@!ing asswipes.
My wife's 20 yo nephew. He's staying with us for a while. Slurps & smacks. I pretty much have to leave the room, too. It's disgusting.People who chew with their mouth open. It doesn't affect me personally, but I cannot stand to be around people who do so. I've left the room at my FIL's, during Thanksgiving meal, because he smacks when he eats.
Waiter or Waitress (usually it's waiters) that won't write down what everyone at the table is ordering. For $#@!'s sake, write down your goddamn name or something and just make be believe you are getting it right. That way at least I don't have to fester just knowing I'm going to get brought out the wrong $#@! 20-30 minutes later.
Yep. Driving instructors actually teach that you should go ahead and get out into the intersection because even if you get stuck there til the light turns yellow, at least then the car in the intersection has ROW to clear the intersection. That way, at least ONE car gets through instead of zero. People who stay behind the line are just $#@!ing themselves and everyone else.People who do not proceed into the intersection while waiting to make a left turn, and then make the turn when the light turns red. Really doesn't affect me that much (I'm just second in line instead of first next time the light turns green), but it annoys the ever-living $#@! out of me.
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Also, people that don't know how the lines work at the Costco gas pumps. Seriously, if the person in the front is about to finish up...wait on them to finish and pull ahead before filling your own car. Also, don't pull through the middle and back into the first pump. $#@!ing people.
People that answer your question with a question because they are trying to dodge the question. Answer the question, bitch.
Facebook. The whole $#@!ing concept annoys me.
The plural of house is houses. The plural of mouse is mice. The plural of goose is geese. The plural of moose is mooses. Why?
It's the little things...
left lane drivers, but not it the passing sense. the ones who prevent you from making a left turn onto a 4 lane roadway because all 22 of the $#@!suckers have to drive in the left lane because they might have to turn 9 miles up the damn road.
people who slow down 99% of the way before getting into an otherwise unoccupied left turn lane
people who get into the left turn lane and leave enough of their vehicle in the nearest traffic lane to cause slowdown/stoppage
people turning left ever for any reason
Any dish, cup, mug, plate, utensil in the sink. Rinse and put that $#@! in the dishwasher. If the dishwasher is clean, empty it. It's not that $#@!ing hard.
pretty much nothing, i don't give a $#@! and why should i ?
And two corollaries to that:
1) Self-righteous, self-appointed speed police who get in the left lane and won't pull over to let others pass, looking spitefully in their very-full rearview mirror, and muttering to themselves, "I'm going the *speed limit*, everyone."
2) People who are going 10 mph below the speed limit in the right lane UNTIL you swing out into the left lane to pass them, and then they speed up... sometimes by 10 or 15mph in order to stay ahead of you. Very often, you can't get back into the right lane, because the other driver has gunned it to stay abreast of you. So then you have to decide if you're going to keep speeding up and up in order to complete the pass, or if you're going to fall back behind them (at which point they will slow down again). For the life of me, I do not understand this.
You might read that and think that I'm a speed demon, but I'm not. I don't think I've gotten a speeding ticket in 20 years. I'm just constantly amazed at the lack of basic, common-sense respect for others on the highway.
I'm big on giving exact change if I can and limiting the amount of change in my pocket if I can't. It's kind of like a game and I enjoy playing it. But my change is already in my hand when I reach the register. I take pride in going through checkout lanes, ATMs, etc. as quickly and efficiently as possible.
I am however very bad at choosing which lane to use and routinely get stuck behind some $#@! holding up the line for five minutes while they quibble with the cashier over a difference in price of twenty-five cents.
I would add:
- People speeding in the left lane but not letting faster cars by, because you know, the speed they're going is fast enough for everyone.
- People in the left lane who speed up when you go to pass them on the right, because they won't get out of the left lane, ever.
- People who think once they've begun signaling, they can just change lanes at will.
Like you, for the life of me, I do not understand what is happening inside these $#@!ers' heads. Why is it that some people simply hate to be passed on the road? As if you're $#@!ing them over somehow by passing them. I also don;t give a $#@! if you want to go slow. Just don't do it in the $#@!ing left lane.
Got double-whammied yesterday. I moved to the middle lane to go around a dumb$#@! blocking the left lane. As I passed said dumb$#@!, a slower car just ahead in the right lane turned on his left turn signal and immediately started to move left just as reached him. I honked to keep him from hitting me, and he jerked the car back into his lane. Then as I passed he honked at me. WTF did I do wrong? After I passed, I looked back and he signaled again and darted all the way across to the left lane. Nobody in front of him in the right or middle lanes, and the guy wasn't even going the speed limit. Un $#@!ing real. See $#@! like this almost every time I get in the car, even for a 5 or 10 minute ride. It's reached epidemic proportions. /csb
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most high end restaurants expect their wait staff to memorize entire table orders, its considered to be high-quality service.
of course, you have to actually have a good memory and be a decent waiter to not mess everything up.
People annoy me. All of them. I pretty much think all people suck.
When did the middle turn lane become an on-ramp for people turning into traffic?
people who use ATMs to do a month's worth of banking
people who use ATMs for anything other than taking out cash, straight cash homie
When I want to turn right on red but there's a car in front of me that's going straight. I know it's not their fault they need to go straight but still,$#@! them.
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