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    Change the $#@!ing toilet paper roll after it is empty...don't just set a new one vertical on the back of the toilet.

    Don't check your $#@!ing receipt after you checkout at the grocery store. You have no clue if garlic was .59 or .79. Just $#@!ing get out of the way of the cat bagging my $#@!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    Pretty sure we've had this conversation before, but I just watched the anthem for Monday Night Football. Everybody knows about titty cancer. It's a terrible thing. Both of my aunts died of it. So did my piano teacher from age 5-13. It was the ovaries that got my mom when I was 15. I want women to be aware, and for us to find a cure.

    Literally nobody in the NFL will develop breast cancer, and a large majority of the audience consists of males who, as a group, are bad about getting regular checkups or getting colonoscopies/etc. But let's dress the players up on pink to raise awareness about the most known about disease on the planet. It's about awareness.
    To be fair, as bad as that game was both teams deserved to be dressed in pink.

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    Also mens pants and shorts sizes. You have sizes 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38 and then odd numbers no longer exist. Why? What did the guys who should be wearing size 39, 41, 43, etc do to piss off the clothing industry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHelobious View Post
    A lot of that roadway behavior (driving slow in left lane, making sudden turns, etc.) is a safety hazard and I don't qualify that as trivial. Things like getting angry after you let someone in front of you on the road and they don't acknowledge you, or getting offended when someone says "you're welcome" or "no problem" after you say thanks, or getting mad when you hold a door for someone and they ignore you is petty as hell and would probably make life miserable. I do courteous things like that because it's the right thing to do, not because I want some praise or acknowledgement for doing them. I don't really care if the kindness is reciprocated.
    Uh, I never said I get mad about it. I also do it because it's the right thing to do, and when someone does it for me, I also do the right thing ... I say "Thank You".

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    People who won't pass a cop on the highway even though the cop is going slower than the speed limit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHelobious View Post
    A lot of that roadway behavior (driving slow in left lane, making sudden turns, etc.) is a safety hazard and I don't qualify that as trivial. Things like getting angry after you let someone in front of you on the road and they don't acknowledge you, or getting offended when someone says "you're welcome" or "no problem" after you say thanks, or getting mad when you hold a door for someone and they ignore you is petty as hell and would probably make life miserable. I do courteous things like that because it's the right thing to do, not because I want some praise or acknowledgement for doing them. I don't really care if the kindness is reciprocated.
    One day I may reach enlightenment. Until that day, Siddhartha, I'm human and will get mad at stupid $#@!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franziskaner View Post
    Drivers that slow down at intersections are also on my $#@! list.
    does not compute...im slowing down unless I know the other street has a stop sign, but not much.

    i slow down significantly if the other street has a yield sign...i treat that $#@! as uncontrolled. too many dipshits I see flying through those at 30+ mph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 88wildcat View Post
    Also mens pants and shorts sizes. You have sizes 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38 and then odd numbers no longer exist. Why? What did the guys who should be wearing size 39, 41, 43, etc do to piss off the clothing industry?
    They are fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wood View Post
    People who won't pass a cop on the highway even though the cop is going slower than the speed limit.
    Or people who zoom past cops on the highway, not giving a $#@!, and the cop doesn't even pull them over.

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    People who slam on the brakes, while going down the highway and seeing an officer with a customer, pulled over to the side.

    $#@!ing go, people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    Fewer flip flops. It's a discrete amount, Smokey.
    See... I don't get this one. I honestly don't understand why "less" is unacceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    So did my piano teacher from age 5-13.
    Wow, that's a really young piano teacher!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post

    Literally nobody in the NFL will develop breast cancer, .
    Well....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernest_t_bass View Post
    See... I don't get this one. I honestly don't understand why "less" is unacceptable.
    Because it's a discrete amount, not a continuous one. You also shouldn't use "that" when describing a person rather than a thing. It's "who".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    Because it's a discrete amount, not a continuous one. You also shouldn't use "that" when describing a person rather than a thing. It's "who".
    I don't know. To me, less and fewer are synonymous.

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    Just found this, and this makes somewhat sense:

    If you want a simple rule, the difference between less and fewer is straightforward: The traditional advice is that fewer is for things you count, and less is for things you don’t count.

    You can count M&Ms, glasses of water, and potatoes—so you eat fewer M&Ms, serve fewer glasses of water, and buy fewer potatoes for the salad.

    You can’t count candy, water, or potato salad—so you eat less candy, observe that the lake has less water, and make less potato salad for the next potluck.

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    Apples vs apple sauce. Not difficult.

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    smokers... every $#@!ing one of those idiots.

    No $#@!ers, the world is not your ashtray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RPM View Post
    I have an addendum to the speeder/lane hog. It's the guy on a 2 lane road that drives 5 miles under the speed limit then when we reach town with a 4 lane they continue to drive the same speed (now 10 over the limit) so you can't pass.
    I see you also frequently drive between Houston and Austin on 290.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loco View Post
    smokers... every $#@!ing one of those idiots.

    No $#@!ers, the world is not your ashtray.
    So, there needs to be FEWER smokers on this earth? (did I do that one right?)

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    People who pull into the empty right lane in front of me at the last minute for an approaching red light and then don't turn right on red. Dude, now the 13 cars behind you making a right hand turn have to wait for the whole light cycle. But you don't give a $#@! because you're first at the red light. If you're going straight anyway, why the $#@! did you move into the right lane?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernest_t_bass View Post
    So, there needs to be FEWER smokers on this earth? (did I do that one right?)
    And less smoking.

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    my main problem with other drivers is the fact that i was raised by a drivers ed teacher. therefore, i am correct 110% of the time.

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    I don't care about your fantasy team. Please don't tell me about it. I'm not paying attention and wish you would shut the $#@! up about it. It's your fantasy, not mine. I seriously could not possibly care less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franziskaner View Post
    Drivers that slow down at intersections are also on my $#@! list.
    And chuckleheads that think a flashing yellow light at an intersection means "stop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatTheBuck View Post
    I don't care about your fantasy team. Please don't tell me about it. I'm not paying attention and wish you would shut the $#@! up about it. It's your fantasy, not mine. I seriously could not possibly care less.
    I lift with two other guys, 3 days a week. The first 20 minutes of our 30 minute lift are of them talking about their stupid $#@!ing fantasy teams.

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    People who brag about lifting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeverMarryAStripper View Post
    People who brag about lifting.
    Do you even lift bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCroskey View Post
    Also, people that don't know how the lines work at the Costco gas pumps. Seriously, if the person in the front is about to finish up...wait on them to finish and pull ahead before filling your own car. Also, don't pull through the middle and back into the first pump. $#@!ing people.
    Uh...no, how the hell am I supposed to know they're about to finish? Or that they won't leave their car there and go inside? Ain't got time for that crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank_Hill View Post
    Bro do you meditate?
    I do, and I can do it with either hand, or even both hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHOOTER12 View Post
    Uh...no, how the hell am I supposed to know they're about to finish? Or that they won't leave their car there and go inside? Ain't got time for that crap.
    Leave car and go inside at Costco?

    Have you ever gotten gas at Costco before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatthebuck View Post
    i don't care about your fantasy team. Please don't tell me about it. I'm not paying attention and wish you would shut the $#@! up about it. It's your fantasy, not mine. I seriously could not possibly care fewer.
    fify?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slorch View Post
    People who slam on the brakes, while going down the highway and seeing an officer with a customer, pulled over to the side.

    $#@!ing go, people.
    It's been the law for over a decade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richie Whiteman View Post
    And chuckleheads that think a flashing yellow light at an intersection means "stop".
    There are 3-4 accidents a year in Decatur where idiots stop on 287 at the warning light for FM1810. Unfortunately, the 18 wheelers going 65 don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PilotsError View Post
    People who go to Wal Mart and then complain about the trash in Wal Mart.
    Exactly. What the $#@! do you expect? It's not aimed at the higher end of society. If you don't like it, go somewhere else. I hate it, too but won't complain. I know what I'm in for when I step in. Although, the Neighborhood versions that is pretty much just the grocery part of Walmart is not near as bad. There's one right across where I live and it's peaceful to shop there unlike the Supercenter versions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitbyatrain View Post
    It's been the law for over a decade.
    I'm curious to know how many times this has been enforced. I have accidentally sped by a cop whom had someone pulled over and nothing. I see it all the time. I really doubt they are just going to leave that person they pulled over and come speeding after you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franziskaner View Post
    I meant intersections with stop lights. If it's green and you slow down you create a bottleneck.
    gotcha...Thought you meant ones in neighborhoods.

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    all sports fans who root for teams I despise. And I despise a lot of sports teams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VYFanboy View Post
    fify?
    You can't count the $#@!s I don't give.

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    Flying into Dallas today. Two of the things I hate the most:
    1) getting through security and trying to get all your $#@! back in your pockets, watch and shows on while you're still at the X-ray machine. Move the $#@! along to the benches and tables setup for this.

    2) it's a moving "walkway". Walk. Your fat lazy ass could use it. Don't stand next to someone and take up space in the universe while others behind you might need to hurry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueGreySky06 View Post
    Flying into Dallas today. Two of the things I hate the most:
    1) getting through security and trying to get all your $#@! back in your pockets, watch and shows on while you're still at the X-ray machine. Move the $#@! along to the benches and tables setup for this.

    2) it's a moving "walkway". Walk. Your fat lazy ass could use it. Don't stand next to someone and take up space in the universe while others behind you might need to hurry.
    Stand on the right. Walk on the left. Morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wood View Post
    Stand on the right. Walk on the left. Morons.
    My kids have known this since they were dragging multi-colored rolling bags behind them starting at age 4 or so. Seriously. A pre-schooler can get it, your sorry ass oughta be able to understand the rule.

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    Walking on a moving walkway - lazy fatties. I walk on the actual non-moving ground next to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic Mackey View Post
    I'm curious to know how many times this has been enforced. I have accidentally sped by a cop whom had someone pulled over and nothing. I see it all the time. I really doubt they are just going to leave that person they pulled over and come speeding after you.
    I've seen cops in Round Rock leave a decoy cruiser with its lights on by the side of the road for this very purpose. The cops will hide just up the road, behind a sign or something and watch for people who don't move over or slow down. Other than that, seems like a pain to enforce.

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    When people call me "boss" (who don't work for me). Seems to be the go-to term for me from young to middle-aged men who don't know me. Don't know why but it annoys me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueGreySky06 View Post
    Flying into Dallas today. Two of the things I hate the most:
    1) getting through security and trying to get all your $#@! back in your pockets, watch and shows on while you're still at the X-ray machine. Move the $#@! along to the benches and tables setup for this.
    You should look in to TSA precheck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pearlandhorn View Post
    You should look in to TSA precheck.
    Precheck is much better, but there are still idiots. I seem to get stuck behind at least one person that acts like they're going through security for the first time, even in Precheck.

    They give Precheck/Global Entry away too easily IMO. There should be a mock security line test with points deducted for stupid questions and taking an excessive amount of time at any stage in the process. This should count more than a clean criminal background.

    I get pretty ragey at any unnecessary time in airport security, if that was apparent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elfenix View Post
    it's common courtesy if you're not turning right and there is a lane available to the left with no cars in it to move to the left. people failing at that may be no. 1 on my list of trivial $#@! that annoys the ever living $#@! out of me. there's a subset of people moving into the right lane, vacating a now empty lane, to block people turning right that makes me ragey.
    Any $#@! moving from a vacate lane to the right lane and not turning right should be immediately shot. I can't recall seeing that very often. What I see a lot is one or two cars in the left lane and people moving over to the right lane but not turning right on left. I really fear that I am one day going to get out of my car, rap on their window and ask them if they think they are so $#@!ing important that they can't wait behind two cars.

    Also, those $#@!ing douches who have to listen to their stereo so loud that the bass reverberates through their to tires, to the road, through my tires, and directly into my $#@!ing ears until my head feels like it's about to explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoosner View Post
    Precheck is much better, but there are still idiots. I seem to get stuck behind at least one person that acts like they're going through security for the first time, even in Precheck.

    They give Precheck/Global Entry away too easily IMO. There should be a mock security line test with points deducted for stupid questions and taking an excessive amount of time at any stage in the process. This should count more than a clean criminal background.

    I get pretty ragey at any unnecessary time in airport security, if that was apparent.
    Some TSA agent looked at my Global Entry card and said that didn't qualify for pre-check, so I had to go back out to the regular line. Bull$#@!. It's like the amplifiers in "Spinal Tap"...it's one more

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