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    We have now eclipsed Paul Batrice Austin attorney's listing on the official state bar of Texas website. Paul Batrice.

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    Paul Batrice...admit to your crimes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
    Paul Batrice...admit to your crimes!
    Alleged* crimes

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    Someone clear a problem up, please?

    I know that P B F A G is intertronic shorthand for Paul Batrice $#@!ed A Goat or possibly Paul Beatrice $#@!ed A Goat.

    However it is also true that "A" and "8" sound much alike, and that in some fonts, such as Comic Sans, "a" and "8" even look much alike.

    Is it really P B F A G, that is, Paul Batrice $#@!ed A Goat?

    Or is it really P B F 8 G, which would mean Paul Batrice $#@!ed 8 Goats?

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    Paul Batrice should come and clear up any confusion. Paul Batrice owes everyone some explanation.

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    Paul Alexander Batrice turned me into a newt.

    Allegedly

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    Quote Originally Posted by ulukinatme View Post
    Paul Batrice should come and clear up any confusion. Paul Batrice owes everyone some explanation.
    Paul Batrice has some 'splaining to do about his alleged goat fetish.

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    It's time to play:

    "WHAT WOULD PAUL BATRICE DO?"

    A co-worker of mine left a fleece pullover in my car. I think it may belong to GratefulRed53 who has been killing it in this thread.

    "WHAT WOULD PAUL BATRICE DO?"

    Would Austin attorney Paul Batrice confirmed drug possessor of Batrice law firm return it owner?

    Or would Austin attorney Paul Batrice confirmed drug possessor of Batrice law firm be a douche and keep it for himself?


    I think Austin attorney Paul Batrice confirmed drug possessor of Batrice law firm would return it. But it will $#@!ing stink of goat.

    What say the shag?




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    paul batrice likes the star wars prequels the best.

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    Why do I get this funny feeling that Paul Batrice wants to suck my $#@!? Like...every day...

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    It is my opinion that Paul Batrice, a lawyer in Austin Texas,

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets this funny feeling Paul Batrice Austin attorney wants to suck my $#@!.


    Last edited by To be named later; 01-31-2016 at 08:53 PM. Reason: Like.....everyday...

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    Would anybody in here hire Paul Batrice attorney in Austin Texas?
    I'm not saying he is an idiot. What I'm saying is that he is in the style of an idiot.....He has idiot-like qualities.


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    Quote Originally Posted by To be named later View Post
    I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets this funny feeling Paul Batrice Austin attorney wants to suck my $#@!.


    Allegedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueGreySky06 View Post
    paul batrice likes the star wars prequels the best.
    Allegedly.

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    I'm no expert, but in my opinion, hiring Paul Batrice to help get your name/photo taken off a webpage seems like it might be a bad investment.

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    Can someone help me with a few questions I have:
    Was:

    Paul Batrice arrested ?
    Paul Batrice arrested for drug possession ?
    Paul Batrice arrested for drug possession in Austin ?

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    And is this Paul Batrice?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseWeasel View Post
    And is this Paul Batrice?

    ya mon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseWeasel View Post
    And is this Paul Batrice?

    It appears to be Paul Batrice DWI Lawer Austin Texas. It also appears that he may or may not enjoy the weed.

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    With an incognito google search, it's moving on up.

    And oops, I meant to highlight the link below the one I yellow'd.

    Last edited by markstanco; 02-01-2016 at 02:33 PM.

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    this morning, on the Baylor Law Network FB page, someone asked for a recommendation for a PI lawyer in Austin. No. 4 response was Paul Batrice.

    I didn't have the heart to tell them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazarus Bocanegra View Post
    this morning, on the Baylor Law Network FB page, someone asked for a recommendation for a PI lawyer in Austin. No. 4 response was Paul Batrice.

    I didn't have the heart to tell them...
    They will find this thread I would bet.

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    Paul Batrice now has the Shag as the #4 Google result. Allegedly.

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    This thread is as funny as it is scary. This is why I love and fear the Shag.


    Paul Batrice, a lawyer in Austin, Texas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazarus Bocanegra View Post
    this morning, on the Baylor Law Network FB page, someone asked for a recommendation for a PI lawyer in Austin. No. 4 response was Paul Batrice.

    I didn't have the heart to tell them...
    Better than rape... probably..

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    Paul Batrice, Austin based Lawyer is a giant Douchebag....allegedly

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    Austin attorney Paul Batrice of the Batrice Law Firm has allegedly given rim jobs to goats in addition to raping them

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseWeasel View Post
    And is this Paul Batrice?

    I saw Paul Batrice drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
    His hair was perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by housious View Post
    lol @ google image search for Paul Batrice
    Haha. Starting at second row:


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    Quote Originally Posted by RamjetFDO View Post
    This image needs more publicity/hits.

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    Don't ever go full Batrice

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueGreySky06 View Post
    paul batrice likes the star wars prequels the best.
    The only thing Paul Batrice Austin attorney convicted of possession in Comal county likes more than the Star Wars is the Paul Blart Mall Cop franchise and anxiously hopes there will be a PBMC III

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    Where does Paul Batrice, Austin Attorney, allegedly watch the super bowl? I just don't want to go to the same bar


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    I have an idea for a tv show based upon a lawyer with a sordid past such as Paul Batrice alleged past. I am going to call it Better call Paul. Creative writing for the pilot should go here. Thanks in advance


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    I Googled "Paul Batrice" and "Asian midget amputee porn." You wouldn't believe some of the weird $#@! I found.

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    Paul Batrice, alleged drug possessing Austin attorney, who may or may not eat cow chips, allegedly $#@!s manatee for fun.

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    Is it alleged that Paul Batrice, Austin Attorney, $#@!s manatee? Or is it alleged that the reason he $#@!s them is for fun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PvilleStang View Post
    Is it alleged that Paul Batrice, Austin Attorney, $#@!s manatee? Or is it alleged that the reason he $#@!s them is for fun?
    I say it's time to convene a grand jury to sort through all the allegations about Paul Batrice. With all the alleged goat fornication, drug use, and general $#@!ry it's become nearly impossible to sort fact from fiction.

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