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    Luckily I took other people's advice and went to a fellow attorney Amber Vasquez... she not only CARED about my boyfriend, but she went above and beyond to help and get an outcome that we could have only dreamed of. All at a reasonable price.
    Amber sounds nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Vine View Post
    Did my part.
    You, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phdhorn View Post
    Amber sounds nice.

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    Someone should contact Beatrice's client and tell her that she is paying him for useless bullying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Vine View Post
    Did my part.
    must spread rep yada yada

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    Quote Originally Posted by unklphucker View Post
    I've never heard of the guy but he seems like a jackass.
    He is a lawyer, therefore, likely a jackass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Vine View Post
    It is my opinion that Paul Batrice, a lawyer in Austin Texas is a jackass, should learn a little more about the law before he sends out threatening emails to people, and has violated the Texas Disciplinary Rules of Professional Conduct.
    I'm not sure exactly what you are saying here.

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    Drake B's review is the tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyD View Post
    Drake B's review is the tits
    Beatrice = Meek Mill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Vine View Post
    Did my part.
    Bravo. +rep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digdogger View Post
    Noted. I just got back from the court house and had its name legally change to Paul Batrice II
    Renamed Drake B-Hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by DalTxHornFan View Post
    If this is Mr. Paul Batrice, he's hideous.

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    Any pics of the first lawyer Jessica Bernstein?

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    Yes. Already been posted.

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    Pics of Beatrice's tits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    Any pics of the first lawyer Jessica Bernstein?
    Apparently, Jessica Bernstein is the one with the glass eye.



    Also hideous.

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    Is this the first result when you google Beatrice's name yet?

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    alleged picture of Paul Beatrice.


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    Oh, & if one were to allege that Paul Batrice was prone to jackassery & the possible complicit actions assisting the alleged murder of 5 hookers by Craig James...


    Would this be the place to suggest such a statement?


    (asking for a friend)

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    Apparently, Paul Batrice doesn't know how things work around here.

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    The Lawyer Paul Batrice "seems" like he sucks.

    Allegedly.



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    Batrice Batrice Ghali? Shouldn't he be on a no-fly list by now?

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    Looks guys, there is no evidence that Paul Batrice is steals money from his clients. I'm sure if Paul Batrice were stealing money from his clients there would be someone who came forward. So I think we just need to hold off on any more accusations on whether Paul Batrice has stolen money from his clients. I mean, without evidence who knows the truth, but to say that Paul Batrice steals money from his clients is just not something we can conclude right now.

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    Who said paul batrice steals money from clients? I never read about paul batrice stealing money from clients.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sofa king jive View Post
    Who said paul batrice steals money from clients? I never read about paul batrice stealing money from clients.
    No one actually said Paul Batrice steals money from clients, it was just rumored that Paul Batrice steals money from clients.



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    I don't think paul batrice steals money from clients. I have never been a client of his, and i think he stole money from me. So maybe paul batrice only steals money from non clients.

    I do know, however, that paul batrice has clients. Whether paul batrice steals money from clients is anyone's guess.

    If i were paul batrice i would steal money from clients, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by DalTxHornFan View Post
    Bogus demand letters are a hallowed tradition in the Texas legal scene:

    www.austinchronicle.com/news/2009-08-07/819422/
    This is Drew Brees' mother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DougO View Post
    He is a lawyer, therefore, likely a jackass.
    Res Ipsa Douchetur?

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    Ibid, your honor

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    Is Paul batrice attorney an ambulance chaser or Paul batrice the lawyer an ambulance chaser

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    Seems Mr. Beatrice didn't realize that ShaggyBevo is a virtual snake den of $#@! lawyers.

    Watch your corn hole there Beatrice.

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    Wait,

    There is a restaurant in austin named for this lovely woman?



    I have been away too long.

    This gives me a sudden craving for dingo piglet winston.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklab View Post

    Nothing pisses me off more than a lawyer trying to treat me like I'm a $#@!ing idiot.
    No $#@! man, that's our job!

    light the pitchforks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Vine View Post
    Did my part.
    lulz

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    Good work here:

    1.0 star rating 1/8/2016
    I contacted Paul to get help removing the negative reviews I had received on Amazon for my 55 gallon tub of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant.

    Paul promised that he could help me with the situation by sending a threatening letter to all of the negative reviewers, but they just multiplied.

    And now I'm out a huge retainer. I called Beatrice to complain, but he just kept shouting, "RETAINER!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fillmore Slim View Post
    This is Drew Brees' mother?

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    Should I kick his name up to the private citizens/non-lawyer dis-barring committee of the great state of Texas? Be a damn shame if the co-chair was an old of friend of mine looking to do me a solid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austintx71 View Post
    Seems Mr. Beatrice didn't realize that ShaggyBevo is a virtual snake den of $#@! lawyers.

    Watch your corn hole there Beatrice.
    This can't be emphasized enough.

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    Paul just doesn't get it. Shag gonna shag this mofo. Time to go to work.

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    It is my esteemed legal opinion that Paul Beatrice is more than willing to suck my $#@! and pay me for said services...
    Last edited by FCHorn; 01-09-2016 at 12:03 PM.

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    Paul Beatrice, Mall Lawyer

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    For the life of me, I can't figure out why you guys are being $#@!s and calling this Beatrice gal "he". Very rude.

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    Even though Paul Beatrice didn't directly represent me, he indirectly made my life much, much better.

    My girlfriend was dealing with a legal issue with a prior lawyer, and all I'd hear every day when asking how her day went was about how inept her prior lawyer was, how his interests weren't aligned with hers, and how unprofessional he was. In short, the prior lawyer didn't really care about her case. As you can imagine, this had the effect of not putting me in the best mood either.

    At any rate, Paul happened to be in the courtroom when one of these Kafka'esque moments was going down and later approached my girlfriend saying he can help. My girlfriend is pretty good at reading people, and as much as a lawyer doing this might seem scummy, the girlfriend sensed that Paul had an aura emanating both confidence and friendliness. Luckily, this actually turned out to be the case.

    Paul possessed the utmost in professionalism, was affordable, made her feel at ease about her case, and, most importantly, actually got her legal issue handled and rectified. The last point can't be emphasized enough - he gets things done. The special lady friend has worked in the legal field before and has a good barometer for these things, and she can't recommend Paul and his legal services enough.

    What IS true, is that it is OK to have an opinion that one of Paul Batrice's clients seems to have been improperly solicited by Paul Batrice while that client was still represented by other counsel.

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    Oh $#@!, Shag just went and found a truly, (illegal, improper?) act by Paul Batrice in accident.

    Shag gon' Shag.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Pryor View Post
    Sounds like Beatrice is on par with the douche-ness of Adam Loewy.
    impossible

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