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    Quote Originally Posted by Pistol Pete's Mustache View Post
    It's extraordinarily difficult to get any bar association to find a violation. It pretty much has to be stealing money. Bad lawyering won't ever get you anywhere with the bar associations. This dude sucks and is a $#@!ty attorney but it doesn't surprise me even a little bit that the bar association won't sanction him. They don't have the resources to go after every $#@!ty attorney.
    Will a complaint still show up on his TBA, i.e. his "permanent record", even if it says "complaint closed / no action" type results?

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    So what's his shaggy handle, he signed up yet?

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    Paul Batrice, dwi, Austin, epic douchebag, lawyer, rumored $#@! sucker, weed smoker, arrested, may have been pounded in the ass while in jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade View Post
    So what's his shaggy handle, he signed up yet?

    we should go about this logically.


    1. we know he is a lawyer (TOR ?)
    2. we know he is in Austin (not TOR)
    3. ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Fairway View Post
    we should go about this logically.


    1. we know he is a lawyer (TOR ?)
    2. we know he is in Austin (not TOR)
    3. ???
    4. Profit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Fairway View Post
    we should go about this logically.

    1. we know he is a lawyer (TOR ?)
    2. we know he is in Austin (not TOR)
    3. ???
    Since no one has chimed in refuting the claims that the jackass hence forth referred to as Beatrice, (allegedly) likes to smoke pot and bully website owners, I'm guessing he's still a lurker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pearlandhorn View Post
    Paul Batrice killed 5 blunts
    fify.

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    Beatrice, or Batrice as she is also known, may be a werewolf.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Texaus View Post
    Arrested for possession?
    If it would please the court, I think there is some extra information.

    Mr. Beatrice was not only arrested, he was convicted.

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    do not cross shaggy.

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    Paul Batrice?



    She sounds hideous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hefeweizen View Post
    Beatrice, or Batrice as she is also known, may be a werewolf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RamjetFDO View Post
    I don't know if many rockets are crashing to earth because of your distraction/time on hand, but lately the $#@! you've put together on here is beyond remarkable. So let the rockets keep crashing. Keep up the good work.

    I'm laughing over here, LAUGHING I tells ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RamjetFDO View Post
    How is such a thing possible?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by relapse98 View Post
    If it would please the court, I think there is some extra information.

    Mr. Beatrice was not only arrested, he was convicted.
    Did he defend himself or just $#@!ty lawyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RamjetFDO View Post
    I $#@!IN KNEW IT

    but Blacklab you better stop harassing this guy now that we know what he is, werewolves are scarier than Draculas

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    I $#@!ing love this place. $#@! this douchebag.

    This should be posted on the front page:


    People to get fired/$#@! with:
    [X] Greg Davis
    [X] Mack Brown
    [X] Steve Patterson
    [X] Fitlove
    [ ] Paul Batrice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digdogger View Post
    This one needs way more love. Did Paul Batrice defend VAPA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gardner Barnes View Post
    This one needs way more love. Did Paul Batrice defend VAPA?
    It can neither be confirmed that Paul Batrice defended Richard Rynearson. It can also cannot be confirmed that Beatrice attended a formal ball with Richard Rynearson in a blue dress.

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    I'm at work, and don't have a view all the pics and don't have time to read the entire thread. Can someone post a summary about this Paul Batrice business? I have questions


    Is Paul Batrice a lawyer / attorney in Austin?
    Who was Paul Batrice's client?
    Do people have a poor opinion / review of Paul Batrice?
    What did the note to the State Bar of Texas say about Paul Batrice?
    Did the State Bar of Texas write a response about Paul Batrice?
    Was Paul Batrice arrested in Comal County?
    If so, for what crime was Paul Batrice arrested in Comal County?
    If so, when was Paul Batrice arrested in Comal County?
    Was Paul Batrice convicted of a crime in Comal County?
    If so, what crime was Paul Batrice convicted of in Comal County?
    If so, when was Paul Batrice convicted in Comal County?


    Is Paul Batrice a lawyer / attorney in Austin?
    Who was Paul Batrice's client?
    Do people have a poor opinion / review of Paul Batrice?
    What did the note to the State Bar of Texas say about Paul Batrice?
    Did the State Bar of Texas write a response about Paul Batrice?
    Was Paul Batrice arrested in Comal County?
    If so, for what crime was Paul Batrice arrested in Comal County?
    If so, when was Paul Batrice arrested in Comal County?
    Was Paul Batrice convicted of a crime in Comal County?
    If so, what crime was Paul Batrice convicted of in Comal County?
    If so, when was Paul Batrice convicted in Comal County?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl Hungus View Post
    Is that Patricia? I mean Beatrice?

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    We need a venn diagram or flow chart or something to categorize the things we think could be true about batrice (speculation), things we know to be true (facts), and things we can just file in "other" or "opinions".

    We know that Paul Batrice was arrested in Comal County for possession of marijuana.
    One could speculate that he smoked some pole while in jail because of the opinion that he looks like a guy who would do that based off his picture.

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    Google update:

    On the first page for Paul Batrice lawyer and Paul Batrice Lawyer Austin

    Still on the second page for Paul Batrice attorney and Paul Batrice attorney

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    #1 on google for "Austin jackass lawyer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texaus View Post
    #1 on google for "Austin jackass lawyer"
    I would have just assumed that google would spit out "indeterminate" or "$#@! you" for such a search.

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    I'm reasonably sure that Paul Batrice, lawyer is wishing he had never $#@!ed with the Shag, and it is also my opinion that Paul Batrice, attorney is a Giant Douche!
    Paul Batrice, lawyer in Austin, are you regretting this whole sordid mess?
    Last edited by Spartan52; 01-12-2016 at 05:37 PM. Reason: more batrices

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    It is my opinion that if one were to photoshop a strip of chin pubes on lawyer Paul Batrice, he would bear a striking resemblance to one Billy Liucci.

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    All I know is that if I ever need a lawyer in the future, Paul Batrice is not the person I would call. I also wouldn't let him near my grandparents or small children/pets of any sort. Especially after hearing what he allegedly did to that one goat in the bounce castle at that quinceanera last year, to which he wasn't even formally invited... #NotThePrize

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    It is my opinion that Paul Batrice molests stray dogs in alleyways for pleasure.

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    Paul Batrice is still only on Page 2 of google search. Step it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurch View Post


    Has anybody ever allegily seen Paul Batrice and Lil' Rickie at the same time?


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    I really do wonder what he'll think when he finally sees this thread.

    Will he take the high road and be like "damn not messing with them anymore"

    Or will he try to rebuttals the Shags scorched Earth tactics?



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    Hoping for stupid prideful always right lawyer rebuttals.

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    Holy $#@! that is amazing. Rather takes it hard to the paint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drew8117 View Post
    I really do wonder what he'll think when he finally sees this thread.

    Will he take the high road and be like "damn not messing with them anymore"

    Or will he try to rebuttals the Shags scorched Earth tactics?


    "finally" sees this thread?

    I'm sure he's already taken it in many times, and wishes he'd never went down the original path.

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    I hear they have yet to prove that Paul Batrice throws cats covered in gasoline into fires. Also, allegedly, Paul Batrice is a huge Steve Patterson fan.

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    Page 2 on the googlez under Paul batrice lawyer.

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    #3 on "Paul Beatrice Lawyer", so we got that going for us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by austintx71 View Post
    Did he defend himself or just $#@!ty lawyer?
    Paul Batrice, epic douchebag, needs more yelp reviews. Maybe one signed by his client, Paul Beatrice, junkie and pole smoker, would be a good start.

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    Look, I do not know Paul Beatrice and I have never met him. I do know that Paul Beatrice was arrested for Marijuana in Comal county. That may or may not indicate that Paul Beatrice was smoking weed in Comal County or elsewhere. Paul Beatrice has never approached me for legal council illegally, but based on the feedback of other people, I know Paul Beatrice has approached others illegally, allegedly. Paul Beatrice has never paid me to perform oral sex upon my member. I have heard rumor that Paul Beatrice has paid others money to fellate their members, but I know of no solid evidence of said fellatio. That does not mean Paul Beatrice didn't pay to perform oral sex on a man. Hence, Paul Beatrice may, or may not have paid someone that he might perform oral sex on them. What I do know, for a fact, is that my opinion of Paul Beatrice is that he is a complete scumbag and liar. My opinion that Paul Beatrice is a scumbag and liar is based purely on speculation regarding what I have read about him to this point.

    Finally, what I also know for a fact is that I never want to anger shaggy, or the Bobs. They are scary when angry.
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    Can't.stop.laughing.

    ...about Paul Batrice, lawyer in Austin, getting arrested for possession in Conak County

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    ^^^ You misspelled BATRICE:

    Quote Originally Posted by PvilleStang View Post
    Need to catch up in the Comal County bookings.


    BATRICE PAUL 06/27/1999 POSS MARIJ < 2OZ

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