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    Is it pronounced Bat-reese or bat-rice? Inquiring newspapers want to know

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    Is it pronounced Bat-reese or bat-rice? Inquiring newspapers want to know
    BEE-uh-trus.

    There's a silentinvisible A.

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    It's pronounced:

    Bat-$#@!-crazy (for crossing the Bobs).

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurch View Post
    He was pretty good in The Brady Girls Get Married:


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    a year supervised deferred for some weed....Comal county is one $#@!ed up place, it was in '99, even more so now

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    Quote Originally Posted by phdhorn View Post
    He was pretty good in The Brady Girls Get Married:

    That $#@!ing $#@!sucker stole my sweet love Marcia.

    I would still smash her to smithereens.

    Last edited by SBBruin; 01-13-2016 at 11:13 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by relapse98 View Post
    If it would please the court, I think there is some extra information.

    Mr. Beatrice was not only arrested, he was convicted.
    Aside from being Nico LaHood, how the $#@! do you get into law school with something like this on your record?? It happened in 1999 and this $#@!bag graduated in 2004.

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    Good old Paul Batrice:

    Batrice Law Firm
    1114 Lost Creek Blvd.
    Suite. 440
    Austin, TX 78746
    (512) 600-1000
    paul@batricelawfirm.com

    "arrested from smoking weed, I can help. I will smoke it for you."

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    It is in my opinion of the matter that Paul A Beatrice, attorney, Austin,TX may or may not be able to hold a parking cone in his corn chute while gargling a nut sack. That matter may be false in my opinion. He also has never snorted Coke off a wiener in a truck stop near Beaumont for money. Never has he done that perhaps a few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GratefulRed53 View Post
    It is in my opinion of the matter that Paul A Beatrice, attorney, Austin,TX may or may not be able to hold a parking cone in his corn chute while gargling a nut sack. That matter may be false in my opinion. He also has never snorted Coke off a wiener in a truck stop near Beaumont for money. Never has he done that perhaps a few times.
    Welcome to the board Mrs. Batrice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeroy Jenkins View Post
    Good old Paul Batrice:

    Batrice Law Firm
    1114 Lost Creek Blvd.
    Suite. 440
    Austin, TX 78746
    (512) 600-1000
    paul@batricelawfirm.com

    "arrested from smoking weed, I can help. I will smoke it for you."

    Paul Batrice is a thinking man. Can you not see it?

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    He has not yet seen this thread.

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    Do we know how the legal process shook out after Austin attorney Paul Batrice was arrested for marijuana in Comal County?

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    How is such a thing possible?!?!
    I am gonna guess mule$#@! is involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GratefulRed53 View Post
    It is in my opinion of the matter that Paul A Beatrice, attorney, Austin,TX may or may not be able to hold a parking cone in his corn chute while gargling a nut sack. That matter may be false in my opinion. He also has never snorted Coke off a wiener in a truck stop near Beaumont for money. Never has he done that perhaps a few times.
    Does one speak from experience? Allegedly.

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    Looks like Paul needs to stop speeding in Williamson County and use his signal more often, too.

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    I've heard a rumor that Austin attorney Paul Batrice was arrested for marijuana use in Comal County.

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    Double Post.

    I blame Paul Batrice.
    Last edited by CheeseWeasel; 01-13-2016 at 01:07 PM.

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    Paul Batrice cured my AIDS. Of course he also gave me the AIDS in the first place. Allegedly.

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    TIL: this is the thread I come to after I win tonight to solicit my attorney

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    I won't be happy until a search of 'Paul Batrice' returns "did you mean 'Paul Beatrice'?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseWeasel View Post
    I've heard a rumor that Austin attorney Paul Batrice was arrested for marijuana use in Comal County.
    I did not know it was still considered a rumor that Austin attorney Paul Batrice was arrested for marijuana use in Comal County. I was under the impression that it had been confirmed that Austin attorney Paul Batrice was arrested for marijuana use in Comal County. Furthermore, I thought it had been confirmed that Austin attorney Paul Batrice was convicted of possession of marijuana in Comal County. I thought the only unanswered allegations were Austin attorney Paul Batrice's potential payment to other persons to perform fellatio on them. Did I miss something along the way about Austin attorney Paul Batrice's connection with the possession and/or use of marijuana in Comal County?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck of Death View Post
    I won't be happy until a search of 'Paul Batrice' returns "did you mean 'Paul Beatrice'?"
    It's the 5th related search

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    I heard somewhere that Attorney Paul Beatrice was convicted of possession of marijuana in comal county. I also heard that Attorney Paul Batrice was convicted of possession of marijuana in comal county.

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    you wonderful $#@!ers and your photoshop. as adept with that mighty program as paul batrice is with a bong. allegedly.

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    Paul Batrice, the attorney that pots!

    Ya know, another thing I heard about Austin, TX attorney Paul Batrice, is that Paul Batrice is the mother $#@!er throwing rocks off I-35. I'm not saying that Paul Batrice, the attorney that pots is throwing rocks off I-35... But I've heard that there are people saying Paul Batrice Austin, TX attorney is a rock throwing $#@!er.

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    I cannot either confirm or deny that Paul Batrice, Austin Lawyer only needs some tasty waves and a cool buzz to be fine.

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    Some of my colleagues know that guy - paul batrice the texas attorney. They said that paul alexander batrice who lives in austin used to buttchug dimestore vodka

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    I am still firmly of the opinion that Paul Batrice, a lawyer in Austin Texas is a truck stop glory hole servicer.

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    I'd hit it.
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    Paul "I didn't inhale" Batrice, an attorney in Austin, Texas is allegedly a cat juggler.
    may God have mercy on his soul.

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    Holy $#@! this thread!

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    Do some people call him the Space Cowboy?
    Do some people call him Maurice?
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    Wow this is $#@!ing awesome! You sick $#@!s are going to rule the world soon. Don't $#@! with the shag.



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    But threads like this make me realize, its more like this:


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    asshat Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    I'm gonna guess this is not the outcome Paul Batrice hoped for.

    Don't mess with the bull or you'll get the horns.

  • #297
    For all intensive purposes, Paula Beatrice, an attorney in Austin Texas, arrested for smoking weed in Comal County, has demonstrated a preponderance of douchebaggery and saletious perpitude and is known to wear Crocs in the courtroom.

  • #298
    asshat Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Lhorn might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    "Allegedly" wore Crocs... lets not say something to defame the good counselor.

  • #299
    Quote Originally Posted by pearlandhorn View Post
    Paul Batrice killed 5 hookers?
    Paul Batrice, an Austin attorney arrested for possessing weed in Comal Co., considered the time it took to kill and dispose of the 5 hookers as being billable.

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    asshat Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet Definitely Shaggy upper class Gatorubet's Avatar
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    Cause I speak of the pompitous of law

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