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    Kick off my second annual GCAmTour Vegas week tomorrow. Arrive early afternoon and will head over to play a Venetian Deep Stack Extravaganza event at 7pm. $200 NLH Bounty $10K GTD. $50 bounty. Last week's run of the same event had 89 players, paying $2800 up top. Wednesday is wide open, so I'll probably hit a morning tourney at PH and then Noon and/or 7pm tourneys at ARIA. Thurs-Fri-Sat I've got morning golf tourney rounds at Paiute, leaving those evenings open for cash games and a little craps. Head back Sunday, so it should be a pretty solid week's worth of play to hold me over until WSoP time.

    Chip porn to follow.

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    Let's see that chip porn, lurch.

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    I suck. Didn't take a pic (poker or golf) the whole week

    Good trip, but no great wins to speak of

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    mastering the art of running "OK". warning longer poker csb post ahead.



    played the first tourney game of my league yesterday. The poker gods $#@!ed with me every step of the way. 15k starting stack, 30 runners.

    started out negative and pretty much went downhill from there.

    Others at the table were losing their money as well, so by chance I end up losing 3 straight flips where I have the pocket pair vs 2 overs where the other person was all in each time. WHY POKER GODS, WHY!- I'm the lead on each of those Im supposed to win at least once!!!!!!!

    takes me down to 900 chips when Im the small blind with 300/600 blinds. two limpers join the pot, I look down at AJo and obviously put my 900 all in. BB and the limpers all call and it runs out with a Jack high board that I take down. Yay 3600, the next 3 hands I shove all in (first two are suited connector shoves and everyone folds, so that gets me to 5400 chips). 3rd hand I look down at KK, shove again, get a caller and win the hand.

    things then get a little "poker weird". Im basically at 11k, blinds go up to 400/800, I get 77d and shove... right into black pocket jacks. 456 all diamond flop river is a 7... ok yay i survive the original 20% chance

    a few hands later I have about 21k, get AK suited, and 3 bet all in vs a tighter raiser.... hes got QQ and calls. Classic race. K on river and I double up again. I guess the flips come my way finally.

    we consolidate down to two tables and I climb to 65k. Im #2 in chips on the table at this point, #1 has roughly 75k.

    #1 makes a large pre-flop raise, which normally means hes got a medium- big hand that he really doesnt want to see the flop with overs. I look down at QQ and assume hes got JJ, so I shove... nope KK.

    first 4 cards come out and theres no chance, I'm out, one of the other guys on the table has already announced hes folded KQ suited this hand and I'm getting up to leave the table as the case river QUEEN hits the board.... yikes, holy $#@!, run good.

    I finish the former #1 off a few hands later where I try to steal the 1k/2k blinds with a dog$#@! 8-5 unsuited into the blinds for 10k, he wakes up with AQ and calls... airball for both of us until 5 hits on the river and hes out.

    about 20 mins later, im still chip leader, blinds 1.5/3k, im BB one of the better players makes in 8k to go, folds to me, ive got JT suited, so I call, and announce check dark. flop happens and villian shoves for 35k more. I look at the board and its J-T-5, with 2 diamonds. so yeah insta call. villain flips over Q-9 diamonds ( yikes). K hits on turn giving him the straight. but the 4 outer T hits on the river to give me back the hand- boom shaka-laka poker is easy!

    so I go on a bit of chip leader induced steal fest. goes on for another 20 mins or so. and then villain-ess steps in, and drop shoves UTG for 65k. (blinds were 3/6 at this point), I look down at JJ and put the chips out there. Shes got TT. first 4 cards are blanks for both of us, but she catches the river T to stay alive. boo poker ( although I cant be mad, i shouldnt even still be playing at this point).

    Im still the leader, but 140k in chips not coming my way hurts. I spend the next 20 mins winning little blind steals, and finally get AQ of spades as dealer, blinds are 5/10, and villainess is BB. I shove, and villainess decides shes had enough of the raises, and calls me 8-7 spades. woohoo, now I just need to fade an 8 or 7 right?..... sigh wrong. flop comes 9-5s-6 with one spade. Furk. time to pay her off. but the ten of spades hits on the river giving me some hope - but shes holding two of my freaking outs, so 7 outs to go........... boom river spade and daddy takes the pot. runner-runner flush run good. poker is back to being easy!

    heads up goes quick, i get 7-8 dealt to me, I call the BB, he checks. flop comes 8-6-5. I bet, he shoves. I call. Hes got A8.... ouch. except the river FOUR locks it down for me yet again. winner winner. who needs to play good anyway- just let the poker gods keep you alive.

    the poker gods are going to punish me something terrible soon, I can feel it





    tl;dr played terrible, kept getting it in bad (or turning bad), and on 5 separate occasions with 1 out, 4 outs, 6 outs 7 outs, and 11 outs caught my river card to survive.

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    You have to win a lot of coin flips to win a tournament. Good work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC-97HORN View Post
    tl;dr played terrible, kept getting it in bad (or turning bad), and on 5 separate occasions with 1 out, 4 outs, 6 outs 7 outs, and 11 outs caught my river card to survive.
    I hit a 1 outer last Thursday. Sometimes funny things happen.

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    Yeah I played a small tournament at my house last week. I went all in on a straight draw (semi bluff) after the flop, needing a 5. My opponent flips over 5-5. $#@!, there are two of my outs.

    The 5 hits on the turn and I hit my straight. My poor opponent thought he won with the set.

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    I'm in 5th of the 41. We are guaranteed $1260 with $4160 at 9th place and $43.2k up top

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    LFG sooner.



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    Lame ass 19th. Did outlast the chip leader going into today so there's that.

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    I don't understand all these tournament formats.

    How should one go about making a cash game style a winning tourney style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXSooner518 View Post
    Lame ass 19th. Did outlast the chip leader going into today so there's that.
    Oh you didn't see, this is the RUN GOOD thread. Please adjust results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    Oh you didn't see, this is the RUN GOOD thread. Please adjust results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sofa king jive View Post
    I don't understand all these tournament formats.

    How should one go about making a cash game style a winning tourney style?
    Very different games, imo. From my experience, solid early tourney strategy is akin to being a super nit at a cash game. Then, once there starts to be a large variance in stack sizes (something you don't typically see in a cash game), you start executing a strategy that is heavily focused on that factor. Later, you start to play a bubble strategy where you either play to avoid being bubbled OR you play to take advantage of those trying to avoid being bubbled.

    The other key difference is that around mid-tourney, people are coming/going from your table much faster than is typical at a cash game. Ie, you're not going to be able to develop many long-term reads that will pay off. This becomes less of an issue as the players dwindle, but in a HUGE tourney, that's going to be extremely deep.

    I love both, but have to be very careful not to take one game style to the other, particularly taking a cash style to a tourney.

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    I see... So this must be why pure maths guys do well in tourneys.

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    Yep. Can't win long term without it. Home games, perhaps, but nothing for serious dough.

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    But the variance is bigger in donkaments. Just get it in bad and get there. EZ game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lurch View Post
    Yep. Can't win long term without it. Home games, perhaps, but nothing for serious dough.
    I do pretty good in cash games with reads. 4-6 hour sessions.

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    Started with $500

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    Nicely done

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklab View Post


    Started with $500
    Haha, the picture is a bit dark and on my phone I can only see the top chips. So it looks like you were showing us your $170 loss.

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    Is that at the poker room in Austin?

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    no, underground game I occasionally play.

    I took off from work friday about 2, ate and drove up to the mercedes dealer to get the warranty on my car switched over. It took about 45 minutes to get there.
    They tell me to call an 800 number to take care of it.
    Then go up to domain to play my usual Friday game. Get there at 5 and they already broke. So I drive from the domain to mopac/sw pkwy at 5 pm on friday afternoon. The whole way there I'm contemplating just going home. Get there around 6pm. The game plays high and I'm typically out of my comfort zone with the bets.

    So after driving 2 hours in rush hour traffic I sit down and buy in for $500. They play PLOmaha high, $5/5/10 blinds, and most flops are $40-$80 to see.

    Two hands in I get J987. Pre flop is $160. Flop is 10 9 3. Guy raises, puts me all in, I call, we run twice, all cards are 2-4. Pair of nines wins both boards. He had jqka.
    Couple hands later I get AA97. End up all in pre flop with 2 others for $1k. Run it twice and I win one board.
    Hang out around $1500 for a while, then get 9987, pre flop is $300, 4 callers.
    Flop is 10 9 4. Guy bets $1000, me and another guy call. Turn 3. Checks around. River 4, I go all in for about $300 and everyone folds and I rake a $4000 pot.

    Donk off a few hundred over the next few hours, and It's now about 10pm and I'm tired and ready to go. I decide on one more lap.
    Get 4456, flop is 10 7 4. I bet out, next guy calls, next guy pots, next guy goes all in for $1000, I call, fold calls all in for less.
    We agree to run twice, first board 73, second board 79, other guys "I got strait, strait", "I got strait, flush", me: "boat boat". them "$#@!"

    That was the peak point of the night, up over $6000, when the pic was taken.
    I donked off about $1500 over the next 30 minutes and ended up $4400 positive for the night. Not too shabby.

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    That's $#@!ing fantastic.

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    I love playing PLO but the variance is hard to stomach.

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    I've gotta think saying "boat, boat" on a run-twice board is highly enchubbening

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    Yeah, once they announced it was.
    I figured one was going to have a bigger boat

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    Certainly makes for a nice start to the weekend.

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    One other thing that happened.

    Guy next to me was kind of a $#@!.
    He got it all in with another guy after a JJ3 flop. They ran it twice.
    First board j2, second board, j4.
    First guy turns over AA for nut nut.
    $#@!head looks at his cards, looks at the board, looks at his cards, looks at the board.
    me: "so, you got a jack?"

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    asshat JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? JimbAround's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklab View Post
    One other thing that happened.

    Guy next to me was kind of a $#@!.
    He got it all in with another guy after a JJ3 flop. They ran it twice.
    First board j2, second board, j4.
    First guy turns over AA for nut nut.
    $#@!head looks at his cards, looks at the board, looks at his cards, looks at the board.
    me: "so, you got a jack?"
    Who's the $#@!-head now?

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    2016 Poker Degenerates Thread

    Won our 16 player home game tonight. $40 no rebuy. Netted $380. Fun night.

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    Went back to the same game last night. Lost two $500 buy ins in the first 10 minutes. Played a couple hours on the third buy in. Went down to $80 and then up to $800 and ended up losing it all.

    Decided to get one more $500 buy in, and first hand get 9987. Guy next to me shoved, I call, other guy goes all in and I call. Board runs out ten jack queen and my strait holds up for an $1800 pot. I donk off $80 over the next hour and the game broke.

    The game girl was really cute and wearing a flimsy halter top with no bra and I was staring at her tits all night. I over hear the guy to my left telling another guy he should get a topless massage and don't think to much about it figuring they are joking. About ten minutes later I fold and look over and the game girl is topless, giving a massage, rubbing her tits all over the guy. Defiantly the highlight of the night.

    So over all lost $280 at poker which seemed like a victory after being down $1500, collected $600 from two guys who owed me money, so ended up with more money than I started with, and tits.

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    Defiantly.

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    asshat TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    Strictly for research purposes, what is the going rate for a topless massage?

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    asshat bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? bigup2dahorns's Avatar
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    Once the halter top comes off, you are pot committed?

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    asshat TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TXSooner518 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    Yep at that point you have to do whatever you can do to get it all in by the river

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXSooner518 View Post
    Yep at that point you have to do whatever you can do to get it all in by the river
    Especially when you know she just has top pair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXSooner518 View Post
    Strictly for research purposes, what is the going rate for a topless massage?
    not sure but I'm going to find out next week.

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    asshat getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup Shaggy Bronze Club getyourhornsup's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXSooner518 View Post
    Strictly for research purposes, what is the going rate for a topless massage?
    Quote Originally Posted by blacklab View Post
    not sure but I'm going to find out next week.

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