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    Quote Originally Posted by texifornia View Post
    As the 2016 recruiting season winds down with a whimper in College Station, and with bizzle nowhere to be found, I thought it made sense to fire this bad boy up for Rumlin's make-or-break season.

    Current commits:

    5-star QB Tate "Tater Tot" Martell (Las Vegas (NV) Bishop Gorman): http://247sports.com/player/tate-martell-30208
    4-star WR Mannie Netherly (Crosby): http://247sports.com/player/mannie-netherly-77997
    3-star ATH Devin Morris (Caldwell): http://247sports.com/player/devin-morris-85225

    Props to whoever came up with the thread name in the 2016 thread - it's perfect.
    So you felt compelled to create a thread for a team that we don't play, regarding recruits still over a year away? Jeezus your life sucks azz

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunUvAbitchMarcos View Post
    So you felt compelled to create a thread for a team that we don't play, regarding recruits still over a year away? Jeezus your life sucks azz
    Lighten up Frances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunUvAbitchMarcos View Post
    So you felt compelled to create a thread for a team that we don't play, regarding recruits still over a year away? Jeezus your life sucks azz
    It's not like there's a standing tradition of having an aggy thread or anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunUvAbitchMarcos View Post
    So you felt compelled to create a thread for a team that we don't play, regarding recruits still over a year away? Jeezus your life sucks azz
    There is a time honored tradition of Aggy misery. Please do not ruin it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunUvAbitchMarcos View Post
    So you felt compelled to create a thread for a team that we don't play, regarding recruits still over a year away? Jeezus your life sucks azz
    You didn't have to click on the thread. As bad as we've been recently, we need the aggy misery to keep us going. Don't $#@! it up for the rest of us.

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    I started reading up on Bishop Gorman in Vegas, because I've been out of the country for most of the last 9 years and hadn't heard of them and wondered why there were so many national prospects. Then I decided to see what Tate's back story was and I saw this article.

    QB Tate Martell, 14, commits to UW
    Erik McKinney . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jul 26, 2012
    ESPN Staff Writer

    Washington made a splash in the recruiting world Wednesday, but don't bother checking the ESPN 150 for the newest Huskies commit. He won't be included in that list this year, next year or the one after that...

    [snip]

    ..."Coach Sarkisian has such a good record with quarterbacks that it felt like it was a good spot," Tate Martell said. "Finally meeting with coach Sarkisian, it was really cool. He's a player's coach. He's a guy that, if you really needed to go talk to him about something, you can talk to him."

    Martell attended Innovations Academy Charter School in San Diego last year -- he will be home-schooled this year -- and earned attention from several college programs with his performance in quarterback guru Steve Clarkson's Throwback Football League as the signal-caller for the Mira Mesa Chargers.

    A YouTube highlight video of Martell leads off with the 5-foot-11, 180-pound quarterback rolling to his right and firing a 35-yard strike while on the run...
    1) So his father is paying all kinds of money for his son to be a big time high school QB and get a college offer.
    2) They home-school the little $#@! and then move from San Diego to Vegas to go to a "select" high school that totally recruits.
    3) They also "adopted" some receiver from California and brought him out to Vegas and paid for the kid to go to Gorman too. (Or at least had him live with them.)... but the kid is returning to California for his senior year. (Not in the article, but in a post above.)

    But 3 1/2 years later the kid is still 5'11" & 180 lbs... but most probably shorter and lighter.

    QUESTION: Did the family ever think about giving the kid a little HGH in his early teens so that he'd be taller than ~5'10"?

    It's not like they didn't have the money. It would have been a hell of a better investment than adopting a kid to be your kid's WR before releasing the kid back to California.

    Lionel Messi did HGH in Argentina and then in Barçelona and he went from a projected 4'9" to ~5'5". Those 8 inches have made him hundreds of millions of dollars.

    http://espn.go.com/college-football/...ington-huskies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon View Post
    I started reading up on Bishop Gorman in Vegas, because I've been out of the country for most of the last 9 years and hadn't heard of them and wondered why there were so many national prospects. Then I decided to see what Tate's back story was and I saw this article.



    1) So his father is paying all kinds of money for his son to be a big time high school QB and get a college offer.
    2) They home-school the little $#@! and then move from San Diego to Vegas to go to a "select" high school that totally recruits.
    3) They also "adopted" some receiver from California and brought him out to Vegas and paid for the kid to go to Gorman too. (Or at least had him live with them.)... but the kid is returning to California for his senior year. (Not in the article, but in a post above.)

    But 3 1/2 years later the kid is still 5'11" & 180 lbs... but most probably shorter and lighter.

    QUESTION: Did the family ever think about giving the kid a little HGH in his early teens so that he'd be taller than ~5'10"?

    It's not like they didn't have the money. It would have been a hell of a better investment than adopting a kid to be your kid's WR before releasing the kid back to California.

    Lionel Messi did HGH in Argentina and then in Barçelona and he went from a projected 4'9" to ~5'5". Those 8 inches have made him hundreds of millions of dollars.

    http://espn.go.com/college-football/...ington-huskies
    Good intel..

    I can't get over how hilarious his Twitter account is. The camera poses, retweets of anything positive about him.. it screams of "look at me I'm important". The optics of it all are so fake.. and with aggy having cranked up the hype machine so much on him you know it is going to crash, it is just a matter of when.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon View Post
    I started reading up on Bishop Gorman in Vegas, because I've been out of the country for most of the last 9 years and hadn't heard of them and wondered why there were so many national prospects. Then I decided to see what Tate's back story was and I saw this article.



    1) So his father is paying all kinds of money for his son to be a big time high school QB and get a college offer.
    2) They home-school the little $#@! and then move from San Diego to Vegas to go to a "select" high school that totally recruits.
    3) They also "adopted" some receiver from California and brought him out to Vegas and paid for the kid to go to Gorman too. (Or at least had him live with them.)... but the kid is returning to California for his senior year. (Not in the article, but in a post above.)

    But 3 1/2 years later the kid is still 5'11" & 180 lbs... but most probably shorter and lighter.

    QUESTION: Did the family ever think about giving the kid a little HGH in his early teens so that he'd be taller than ~5'10"?

    It's not like they didn't have the money. It would have been a hell of a better investment than adopting a kid to be your kid's WR before releasing the kid back to California.

    Lionel Messi did HGH in Argentina and then in Barçelona and he went from a projected 4'9" to ~5'5". Those 8 inches have made him hundreds of millions of dollars.

    http://espn.go.com/college-football/...ington-huskies
    There are pediatric guidelines to prescribing children HGH which involve serial measurements with growth charting. Children will get HGH if they've been below a certain percentile (usually <5th percentile, but please don't quote me on that) for a while and the pediatrician is concerned for permanent short stature. Ultimately, tater tot ended up being 5'11" which is not short for an adult male. American football QB, perhaps (although there are notable exceptions like Russell Wilson).

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreadHead View Post
    Good intel..

    I can't get over how hilarious his Twitter account is. The camera poses, retweets of anything positive about him.. it screams of "look at me I'm important". The optics of it all are so fake.. and with aggy having cranked up the hype machine so much on him you know it is going to crash, it is just a matter of when.
    Jimmy Clausen meets modern social media.
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    They just got a cb for Kary Vincent from Port Arthur. He's listed as a cornerback but my guess is they're looking to make him into yet another wide receiver.

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    Martell was also held back a year by his parents for football reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagga, son of Dolf View Post
    They just got a cb for Kary Vincent from Port Arthur. He's listed as a cornerback but my guess is they're looking to make him into yet another wide receiver.
    His dad played for A&M.

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    Tate- all these reporters have me down as 5'10 & 180...

    As of yesterday 5'11 1/2 & 205

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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas8 View Post
    Tate- all these reporters have me down as 5'10 & 180...

    As of yesterday 5'11 1/2 & 205
    Well then. That changes everything now, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas8 View Post
    Tate- all these reporters have me down as 5'10 & 180...

    As of yesterday 5'11 1/2 & 205
    If he starts getting a protruding forehead and nad shrinkage, they might want to test him for roids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas8 View Post
    Tate- all these reporters have me down as 5'10 & 180...

    As of yesterday 5'11 1/2 & 205
    We'll see at the Opening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas8 View Post
    Tate- all these reporters have me down as 5'10 & 180...

    As of yesterday 5'11 1/2 & 205
    That's because you measured at 5'11 and 178 at the Opening 6 months ago.

    I don't know if they measure them barefoot, but you can bet your ass he'll have lifts in his shoes if they don't.
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    aggy's 2017 recruiting misery batch has all the makings of such a rare vintage that it threatens to come along with a possible boner pill side effect. The effects of this could be...


    ...level 6 FASCINATING!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rippin' lips View Post
    Jimmy Clausen meets modern social media.
    Nailed it except Clausen was better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas8 View Post
    Tate- all these reporters have me down as 5'10 & 180...

    As of yesterday 5'11 1/2 & 205
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jive Turkey View Post
    New recruiting campaign:

    Not SEC good.

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    New recruiting campaign:

    Plus Gary kubiac is an aggy. Aggies are living it up tonight. Super 50 champs on Kyle field coming soon.

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    You too can go from being suspended for PED violations to Super Bowl MVP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jive Turkey View Post
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    Put it on the wall ags! We's SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONZ!!!!111!!!1!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Sack View Post
    Martell reminds me of that Tate Forcier douche.
    Tate Martell is Jimmy Clausen without the measurables, the full ride scholly from a blue blood football program, or the future 12 year career as an NFL backup QB.

    In other words, he's a smaller, louder, $#@!tier version of JFF. That probably won't even make to College Station.

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    It's weird that Von Miller isn't sec good but still got SB mvp.

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    They are getting all the WRs now.

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    Imagine if Von Miller had the benefit of a sec S&C program.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UDontKnow View Post
    You too can go from being suspended for PED violations to Super Bowl MVP!
    I thought it was for ecstasy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Knight View Post
    I thought it was for ecstasy
    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/97...ied-cheat-test

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...juana-in-2011/

    http://www.milehighreport.com/2013/7...for-von-miller

    In conclusion, Von Miller is a druggie (polysubstance) and cheats (but, but, but aggy doesn't cheat?!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Sack View Post
    Imagine if Von Miller had the benefit of a sec S&C program.
    I think you mean regiment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jive Turkey View Post
    New recruiting campaign:

    I love it.

    "Play at A&M, you can be a Super Bowl MVP! Except the guy who recruited him got fired for having an illegal newsletter. And the next guy who got him drafted got fired for not being an SEC team player. But SUMLIN!!11!!1!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by js View Post
    I love it.

    "Play at A&M, you can be a Super Bowl MVP! Except the guy who recruited him got fired for having an illegal newsletter. And the next guy who got him drafted got fired for not being an SEC team player. But SUMLIN!!11!!1!"
    $#@!, they'll add another Super Bowl winning QB to their tackle box as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRHorn View Post
    So where does this narrative about "limited tools" come from? On his tape I saw a guy with good speed, hard to bring down, that with people all around him flicks it 40 yards. I'm biased of course, but give me a break.
    It's completely $#@!ing regarded. Dude is 6'1", 200+lbs and runs a 4.6 40. He's a $#@!ing QB not a DB, those numbers are fine.
    Last edited by strosbros; 02-08-2016 at 10:20 AM.

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    Tate is the product of California QB marketing. Every year, there are a lot of QBs that have been marketed by their parents and QB gurus since their Freshman year. They typically get scholarships early because they set up structured camps that showcase their strengths and have well produced highlight tapes. And Rivals, Scout and the others are pretty lazy when it comes to evaluating underclassmen so these guys shoot up rankings. Texas QBs have had far more success in the college ranks and pros over the last 10 years, but they don't have the marketing power right now.

    The issue with Tate is he has a great team around him and he won't be losing many games. It will be interesting to see how they fare in Texas next year. But if you look at tape from Shea Patterson and IMG and Tate at BG (albeit one year difference in experience), you can see the difference between a future All-American and a kid in a good system.

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    Miller had a good game, but Ealy roughly had the same stat line as Miller (2 FF and 1 int, to go wit 3 sacks), he was just on the other (losing team) team. No other player had a shot at the mvp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas8 View Post
    Tate- all these reporters have me down as 5'10 & 180...

    As of yesterday 5'11 1/2 & 205
    Don't know why all these wimenz have me down as 4". As of last night 4 3/4" and swole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swam4Texas View Post
    Eleven. Four-star LB George Zipp decommitted this morning.
    I wonder how many readers tried pulling up George Zipp's Hudl hightlights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teamdirtyleg View Post
    I wonder how many readers tried pulling up George Zipp's Hudl hightlights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teamdirtyleg View Post
    I wonder how many readers tried pulling up George Zipp's Hudl hightlights.
    Wasn't he killing it over Macho Grande?

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    So Tate Martell committed to both Sarkisian and Sumlin? Maybe if Gary Moeller gets recycled he could commit to him too.

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    Scattershooting: Thoughts on 2017 recruiting (Taylor Hamm)

    Spoiler!

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    Hamm doesn't know what per capita means, only has a vague notion that it has something to do with population. I'm shocked.

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    gottdamn i want a fair one with hamm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by js View Post
    I love it.

    "Play at A&M, you can be a Super Bowl MVP! Except the guy who recruited him got fired for having an illegal newsletter. And the next guy who got him drafted got fired for not being an SEC team player. But SUMLIN!!11!!1!"
    Jesus, I'd forgotten about Francakes and his members-only newsletter. Good times.

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