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    Pam can bring the home the bacon...and fry it up to.

    I mean she's real, Jerry.

    But I am thinking of changing out her tortoise clip for one of those velvet scrunchies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepygrad View Post
    The Merv Griffin set, marine biologist, Kramer Batman bus story, George caught masturbating, the contest and Waterpik....those have to be my top episodes.
    The one where George starts calling everyone Son of a Bitch and Bastard modeling the Astros front office was funny as $#@!.

    "You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. ... Not as long as you bastards are running things!"

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    "Listen to the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee"
    Not sure why that one cracks me up so much.

    "It's a legitimate business."
    "It's illegal!!"
    "It's a business"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Sack View Post
    The one where George starts calling everyone Son of a Bitch and Bastard modeling the Astros front office was funny as $#@!.

    "You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. ... Not as long as you bastards are running things!"

    Where are we? Why we're 30,000 feet above your head you dumb bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiler77 View Post
    "Listen to the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee"
    Not sure why that one cracks me up so much.

    "It's a legitimate business."
    "It's illegal!!"
    "It's a business"
    But you are Blanche! You are in the shackles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nole-4-Ever View Post

    Also the chick with the southern accent that Jerry dated after George
    "I can't be with a man if I don't respect what he does."
    "You're a cashier!"

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    It's just so much fluff...

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    "We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4th&Five View Post
    "We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that."

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    Ask your coworkers "Nothing but empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?" at least once a week.

    It's such a good line I once flew to a Firestone meeting in Akron just to drop it on some chump.








    ...then I had sex with his wife.

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    oh man Steinbrenner. where to begin?

    Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had
    30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you

    don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

    Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it.
    But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken
    Phelps , Ken Phelps'.

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    You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler Dominicans in a Cuban wrap would you?

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    Come on, Mexico City!

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    He took it out.

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    What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

    ......fake
    fake......
    ......fake
    fake......
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    Hey, how did you know about the guy in the park?

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    I know what a reservation is, sir.

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    I don't think you do.

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    "Jerry, it's Frank. Steinbrenner's here; George is dead. Call me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornfan785 View Post

    Now Boz on Halt and Catch Fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Tannen View Post
    oh man Steinbrenner. where to begin?

    Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had
    30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you

    don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

    Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it.
    But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken
    Phelps , Ken Phelps'.
    How could you give twelve million dollars to Hi-deki Ir-a-bu?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouse Rat View Post
    I lived this exact scene in real life at the Newark airport rental counter in July. Quite surreal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Tannen View Post
    I lived this exact scene in real life at the Newark airport rental counter in July. Quite surreal.
    I go with "yeah, you better give me the insurance because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing" every time. At least I get a laugh out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seasick Sailor View Post
    Um, Veep is great.
    $#@!ing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oSuJeff97 View Post
    "Jerry, it's Frank. Steinbrenner's here; George is dead. Call me."
    That was one of two Frank's greatest lines along with when Estelle asks him about his infant sister who died young, "Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?"
    "Meh, she never woulda made it."

    That line and your answering machine message quote are so wonderful because Frank is always so loud and animated, and those two lines are so deadpan but still unbelievably hilarious that it makes him the wonderful character we remember him as. Anyway, love ya' Jerry Stiller!

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    Well, you missed a lovely little party that we had for Grace.

    Well bear in mind that I am in the smaller office.

    Well, we'll just see about that! Tata, uh Tut-tle.

    Of coarse...
    You are aware...

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    Gotta support the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCruiser View Post
    That was one of two Frank's greatest lines along with when Estelle asks him about his infant sister who died young, "Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?"
    "Meh, she never woulda made it."

    That line and your answering machine message quote are so wonderful because Frank is always so loud and animated, and those two lines are so deadpan but still unbelievably hilarious that it makes him the wonderful character we remember him as. Anyway, love ya' Jerry Stiller!
    Yeah - and the fact that he leads with "Steinbrenner's here" over "George is dead" is fantastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCruiser View Post
    That was one of two Frank's greatest lines along with when Estelle asks him about his infant sister who died young, "Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?"
    "Meh, she never woulda made it."

    That line and your answering machine message quote are so wonderful because Frank is always so loud and animated, and those two lines are so deadpan but still unbelievably hilarious that it makes him the wonderful character we remember him as. Anyway, love ya' Jerry Stiller!
    Aunt Baby deserves a youtube video. The way George looks up after "she's deceased" just Frank did is $#@!ing great.


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    this is my favorite frank and estelle scene.



    "Merlot? Never heard of it...did they just invent it?"

    "Who's having sex with hen?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4th&Five View Post
    this is my favorite frank and estelle scene.



    "Merlot? Never heard of it...did they just invent it?"

    "Who's having sex with hen?"
    That's perverse...!

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    Speaking of Frank Costanza, this might be my favorite of his moments... I love it starts..."This...is Frank Costanza..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Celery Man View Post
    The Louis Dreyfus company "makes up about 10% of the worlds agricultural product trade flows". Her dad had a net worth of $3.4 billion in 2006.
    no relation.. at least that's what she said on her howard stern interview I thought

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    Absolute relation. Her dad ran the energy group before passing away earlier this year.

    He Alton Benes episode his based partially on JLD's father and partially on Larry David having drinks alone with Richard Yates when dating his daughter.

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    classic horseshoe pattern...

    -how long do I have?

    14 months. maybe 10.

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    Ned? Ned Rifkin?

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    I go with "yeah, you better give me the insurance because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing" every time. At least I get a laugh out of it.
    Always wanted to do this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by oSuJeff97 View Post
    Speaking of Frank Costanza, this might be my favorite of his moments... I love it starts..."This...is Frank Costanza..."


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    no relation.. at least that's what she said on her howard stern interview I thought
    I think she doesn't like to talk about it. She was on Maron's show and didn't seem to be interested in getting into it.

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    Well I don't even really work here.
    That's what makes this so difficult.

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    The Library Cop. One of my favorites.


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