George vying to get Barry Bonds and Ken Griffey, Jr in the same outfield by making a few trades (Leyritz and Bernie Williams for Bonds) always cracked me up. Your average analysis on The Football board.
George abstaining from sex and becoming a genius is hilarious
"Odds are I was never gonna have sex again anyways"
Of course! Absolute zero! (and hookem?)
Simple physics, lol
One of my favorite clips from Seinfeld, short but sweet
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You got lost? We went to school here for three years.
i think i posted here or elsewhere already but that episode has one of my favorite lines when jerry is trying to figure out how to fill time for the assembly and george offers to speak to the kids
"give the kids the a chance to see a real live yankee!!"
"and give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids."
The episode where George finds comfort in dating a woman in prison was great. And trying to go in front of her parole board hearing to keep her in there was lulz.
Watched the Serenity Now episode last night where Frank pits Lloyd Braun against George selling computers. So awesome.
Frank Costanza was the best character on that show.
Brenda Strong was smokin' back then. She was also hot on Sports Night.
Kramer: Oh, yeah.
Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
Kramer: She was flouting.
Jackie: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!
Kramer: It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
Jackie: Could you repeat that?
Kramer: I said she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
Jackie: O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
An Ex and I used "Sue Ellen Mischke" as a "code word" for "look at this self important bitch / trashy whore".
I've heard conflicting stories over the years about a Jackie Chiles spinoff. Some say it was basically green-lit and good to go. Others report that it was never so much as uttered and Seinfeld and David had no knowledge of it.
Yeah, his IMDB page is damn near full of literally 100 roles since Seinfeld, not to mention a very robust acting resume on and off broadway.
Why does Kramer get to have girls stay over?
He's not related. It's different, psychologically."
Frank sums up my experience on Shaggy succinctly.
This is the best clip ever
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Man, lot of gold on this page. Gold!
You call yourself "lifesaver?" I call you Pimple Popper, MD!
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Dentists, who needs em......not to mention the blacks and the Jews
It's also amazing to look back at how many serious actors did single episodes on Seinfeld, and early on too before it became so huge. And it's not like it was as a favor to Larry "I hate showbiz" David. People just saw something so early on that was magnificent.
Football .. OC .. Basketball .. Baseball .. Other Sports .. RC Didn't Offer .. Gamboool
Varsity .. Hole in the Wall .. PCL .. Einstein's .. Nasty's .. GM Steakhouse .. NSAA .. Classics
Bada Bing .. Bernard .. Nerdz .. Can you help me with this? .. Shagslist .. Cloak Room .. Bellmont