Don't they all get boring though?
I liked her pussy. She was up for 69, being on top, and doggy. When we were in college, we $#@!ed constantly.
Not married anymore. She used to be thicc. Kids suggested that she's just fat now.
She's not psycho, she's cool, educated .And likes football. Plus she was a hell of a figure skater and currently coaches so....Yea 😆
Still not sure why she went out with me in the first place.
I don't really remember an "aha" moment. We were kids when we started dating our freshmen year in college. Dated all throughout our time at Texas, then got engaged. Really for us it was as simple as, we really just got along great. And almost fifteen years later, we still do.
I could wax poetic on a large number of various things but the bottom line is she made me want to be a better person for her. She broke up with me 3 times but I finally got it right and 16 years after getting married I still get bj's and occasional butseks.
She lets me watch football/sports all day without judgment.
She went to UT, has a good job, she's hot, and can suck a mean $#@!.
Pics, you rule-breaking bastards.
She gave me a BJ in the parking lot of a club I was working.
She would offer her ass when she was on her period.
She had a great set of tits.
It seemed like every spare moment we had was spent $#@!ing like a couple of drunk monkeys.
She asked me to marry her, actually.
But I knew I had made the right choice right after we got married, and were hanging out in San Antonio. Went to the mall and watched the Imax movie about The Alamo (the one where Jim Bowie looks like Stevie Ray Vaughn). Credits roll, one of the producer's names was Smoot. She turned to me and said "I smoot in your general direction". Yeah, it was dumb. And we laughed our asses off. Been married 21 years.
Wasn't her ability to do laundry
I was infatuated with her tits in high school is what started it. They were the best in the school in my opinion. We dated for a couple of years and got married in college. Almost 18 years later and it's still been a good decision.
All this anal and BJ talk makes me think I married the wrong woman.
She has good (even if somewhat traditional) values. Getting a PhD in science. Amazingly, we've gotten better, rather than worse, over time. But most importantly, she let me put my P in her V. And that's why I'll marry her soon.
Bottom line is we really get along great in the day to day - best friends - and both share all the same wants and values about where we'll live, what we'll prioritize in life, how we want to raise kids, etc.
She's damn smart (Stanford MD), which is critical for me. Generous, good natured, optimistic, cheerful. Enjoy all the same lifestyle habits - would rather go camp and do an early morning hike than go drink at bars, etc.
Easy to sit in complete silence at times and still enjoy each other's presence.
Is also a vulgar, rabid college football fan, a great cook, great in bed, bisexual and likes to $#@! other women.
This was not a tough decision.
The first time I set eyes on her, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
You had me at Stanford MD. Then you went and added bisexual. $#@! you sir. $#@! you and your perfect life.
She understood the need for a man to be independent.
So she's saying that, before you, she was sucking a lower class of $#@!?
She let me $#@! all her holes
Proposed to her two weeks later, then we got married that next June. All our friends said it wouldn't work out, as she was very prim & proper and I was Bluto. Now they are all divorced and we will celebrate our 50th in 5 months & 2 weeks.
Sometimes you just know, and I love her more than ever.
Last edited by Armybrat; 12-27-2016 at 02:43 PM.
Brat we all need invites to your 50th anniversary party. What could possible go wrong?
I'll volunteer to be the prim and proper one.
I first noticed her because she was a dead ringer for Elizabeth Shue; I wanted to marry her, though, because we could talk about literally anything and I didn't want to throw things at her for being obtuse.
On the other hand, we've since made frequent jokes about the fact that we got married because we both liked Michele Montagne's "Essays" but that has absolutely zero to do with married life: we should have given each other questionnaires asking things like "Exactly how little sleep can you get by on?" and "If you've got three minutes before guests arrive, and each of us has to choose one of the kid's messes, are you taking the poop, or the vomit?"
Met mine when we were both in the same Army unit. She kept up with the men and never complained about any of the $#@! jobs we did. She was a helo fueler and had her own fuel HEMTT that she maintained. She was always working on that thing to make sure it was fully operational. Those of you in the Army know that most women only do the bare minimum and skate by but she was different.
She also LOVES sports. Not the pretend like that most women endure until they get their man. She loves and understands football, hockey, basketball and baseball. In that order. She was born and raised a Roll Tide girl but I’ll forgive her for that.
She only drank beer and tequila. No wine or fruity drinks. Still does.
She had bad ass legs. Still does.
I have to say that she understands what a man needs and wants. Just a few weeks ago, she asked if I would be interested in deer hunting. I told her I would so a week later she bought me a deer rifle for Christmas. She has more time than me to look stuff up so she will probably have a lease by the end of January. That’ll give me time to be ready for next hunting season.
For those of you interested, she does have a single sister but she is nothing like my wife. Sorry.
Football .. OC .. Basketball .. Baseball .. Other Sports .. RC Didn't Offer .. Gamboool
Varsity .. Hole in the Wall .. PCL .. Einstein's .. Nasty's .. GM Steakhouse .. NSAA .. Classics
Bada Bing .. Bernard .. Nerdz .. Can you help me with this? .. Shagslist .. Cloak Room .. Bellmont