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    I don't get the purpose of this thread... but I like it!

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    It finally happened, and I blame the chili cheese tacos I ate at midnight last night. Woke up around 3 am to a grumbling gut and some pressure on my back door. Too comfortable to get up so I take a gamble...... and lose. Luckily I clenched up and waddled to the shower before anything could hit the sheets.

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    PM Underdog for technique on getting particles down the drain.

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    i have the stomach flu right now... yesterday i had to drive 160 miles to see a few work sites, and i had to stop several times because i never knew if it was fart, shart, or diarrhea. can't think of a $#@!tier $#@!uation.

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    That stinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jofus View Post
    can't think of a $#@!tier $#@!uation.

    Breaks went out on the vehicle and you couldn't stop so you had to just let em rip in the seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jofus View Post
    i have the stomach flu right now... yesterday i had to drive 160 miles to see a few work sites, and i had to stop several times because i never knew if it was fart, shart, or diarrhea. can't think of a $#@!tier $#@!uation.
    $#@!tier situation - you don't stop and take your chances.

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    I'm out, got too confident with a fart

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    The zoo is a perfect place to rip a dirty fart. All the smells will just blend together my brain said. I was humbled by a shart in the children's petting zoo. No Sandusky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiterate View Post
    The zoo is a perfect place to rip a dirty fart. All the smells will just blend together my brain said. I was humbled by a shart in the children's petting zoo. No Sandusky
    I weep for their future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiterate View Post
    The zoo is a perfect place to rip a dirty fart. All the smells will just blend together my brain said. I was humbled by a shart in the children's petting zoo. No Sandusky
    Great example of "things that I will only read about" on the shag.

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    I only made it to the 11th around noon. Partied too hard on Tuesday for my birthday. A combination of teriyaki ginger stir fry, a double order of JITB tacos, and huevos rancheros for breakfast, all washed down with various brands of beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jofus View Post
    i have the stomach flu right now... yesterday i had to drive 160 miles to see a few work sites, and i had to stop several times because i never knew if it was fart, shart, or diarrhea. can't think of a $#@!tier $#@!uation.
    You're not really suffering until you have to buy newspaper to sit on while you drive. I mean, um, a friend told me that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiterate View Post
    The zoo is a perfect place to rip a dirty fart. All the smells will just blend together my brain said. I was humbled by a shart in the children's petting zoo. No Sandusky
    did the zoo animals eat it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by orangeuahorn2 View Post
    I only made it to the 11th around noon. Partied too hard on Tuesday for my birthday. A combination of teriyaki ginger stir fry, a double order of JITB tacos, and huevos rancheros for breakfast, all washed down with various brands of beer.
    I think it's safe to say the JITB tacos thread and this one will have a lot of overlap this year.

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    Well, I just $#@! my pants. It's my first incident of 2017. Thought I was going to rip a satisfying fart, and I got more than I bargained for. Had a turkey wrap and a cup of tortilla soup from Jason's Deli for lunch, so I suspect that was the cause. Luckily, I am the only one at the office today, so I was able to address the situation in peace. Put a piece of paper towel in my boxers, so I am not feeling the wet spot now. Let's hope it holds.
    Last edited by cabowabo; 01-16-2017 at 01:44 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cabowabo View Post
    Well, I just $#@! my pants.
    $#@!, man. I love the Shag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cabowabo View Post
    Well, I just $#@! my pants. It's my first incident of 2017. Thought I was going to rip a satisfying fart, and I got more than I bargained for. Had a turkey wrap and a cup of tortilla soup from Jason's Deli for lunch, so I suspect that was the cause. Luckily, I am the only one at the office today, so I was able to address the situation in peace. Put a piece of paper towel in my boxers, so I am not feeling the wet spot now. Let's hope it holds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cabowabo View Post
    Well, I just $#@! my pants. It's my first incident of 2017. Thought I was going to rip a satisfying fart, and I got more than I bargained for. Had a turkey wrap and a cup of tortilla soup from Jason's Deli for lunch, so I suspect that was the cause. Luckily, I am the only one at the office today, so I was able to address the situation in peace. Put a piece of paper towel in my boxers, so I am not feeling the wet spot now. Let's hope it holds.
    Wrong thread, man. This is the SHART thread.

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    I'm getting a little ambivalent about this thread. All this 'never trust a fart' stuff is making me overly cautious. Yesterday I was trying to decide whether a fart or a $#@! was coming; deciding to err on the side of caution, I took a seat on the porcelain throne, and let loose ... what turned out to be a harmless fart. Imagine my disappointment.

    Men, don't let this happen to you; don't become weak and fearful of every fart. Let those farts out fearlessly; do not be intimidated. Go boldly forth into the unknown. If the cost is that occasionally one turns out to be somewhat moist, or even wet, then what of it? That's what this thread is for. And, more importantly, an occasional shart is the price of freedom!
    Last edited by Bat Guan0; 01-17-2017 at 12:01 PM.

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    ^^^^

    Here I sit all broken hearted.
    Came to $#@!
    but only farted.

    Then one day
    I took a chance
    Went to fart
    but $#@! my pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawn Keibals View Post
    did the zoo animals eat it?
    No it was a level 1 or whatever. No big thing, butt not something I want to experience again.

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