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    2017 shart thread

    Happy new year!

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    So far so good!

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    asshat JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. JohnnyChimpo's Avatar
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    Ahhh a new year, ripe with opportunities to $#@! my pants!

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    clean thru '16!

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    I've had a wicked head cold for two weeks, the kind that makes me really wind up and sneeze harder than normal. I had a powerful sneeze a little while ago that was accompanied by a power fart so hot and loud it almost blew my boxers off. A quick check though and I'm still clean.

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    I predict that Mulletpellini will be the first check into this thread in earnest.

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    I had a massive case of the runs around 1 am, I was afraid to go to sleep for fear that I'd blow out my drawers. Luckily, it seems to have passed.

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    meh.

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    Read the Burpee thread. Tried to do Burpee. Don't do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandman View Post
    I had a massive case of the runs around 1 am, I was afraid to go to sleep for fear that I'd blow out my drawers. Luckily, it seems to have passed.
    This is the prelude for many shart thread entries the last couple of years. Overconfidence is a killer. Never let your guard down.

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    I've gambled and won several times today. But the longer it goes on, the less confidence I have in not experiencing a supervova in my skivvies...

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    Is this like a thing?

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    asshat wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? wd40 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    I've discovered that Pimms, gin, and apple cider are a pretty damn tasty combo.

    could get interesting tonight. on the upside, maybe the cat will quit sleeping amongst my legs.

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    This thread is odd. Just like the last one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blain View Post
    You sharted while you came!?

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    Spoiler!

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    A photo of the driver's seat would have answered the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bath Salt Dealer View Post
    This is the prelude for many shart thread entries the last couple of years. Overconfidence is a killer. Never let your guard down.
    Truth

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    bunghole BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11 is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. BearCountry11's Avatar
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    Officially checking in...took 6 days. I've had a cold the past couple of days and today it just took a big sneeze to bust into 2017.

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    Nearly had a good reason to post in this thread but managed to avert the crisis. Drawers are still fresh and clean but my toilet now looks like someone fired off a shotgun full of pudding into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Continental Op View Post
    Nearly had a good reason to post in this thread but managed to avert the crisis. Drawers are still fresh and clean but my toilet now looks like someone fired off a shotgun full of pudding into it.
    Rules

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    Some mf'er at work has been blasting the back rim of the toilet every day since the new year. I get in and take a dump by 7:30 am. God as my witness, I will find this early riser and reclaim my poll position in the handicap stall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiterate View Post
    Some mf'er at work has been blasting the back rim of the toilet every day since the new year. I get in and take a dump by 7:30 am. God as my witness, I will find this early riser and reclaim my poll position in the handicap stall.
    How the $#@! does someone DO that? I've had thousands of explosive $#@!s and I've never managed to hit the back rim. Jeez. Someone at my office does that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
    Is this like a thing?
    I get the feeling some sheep here are going to $#@! their pants just to post here because they think all the cool kids are doing it. Sort of like when Adam Sandler pissed him self in Billy Madison.

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    I don't know. I'm pretty upset considering i got to christen the bowl each morning. I was hoping a resident sharter might know the ballistics, but more importantly help me profile this animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghow View Post
    I get the feeling some sheep here are going to $#@! their pants just to post here because they think all the cool kids are doing it. Sort of like when Adam Sandler pissed him self in Billy Madison.
    excuse you, prick, this is not the "I $#@! my pants thread." it's the shart thread. two entirely different functions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prepuce of Doom View Post
    A photo of the driver's seat would have answered the question 11 posts ago.
    Updated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Ron View Post


    Spoiler!
    Awe $#@!, I didn't know this had already been posted. I just sharted on the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
    Is this like a thing?
    I must have missed an old ass joke or does everybody just leak from their ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fillmore Slim View Post
    I must have missed an old ass joke or does everybody just leak from their ass
    Gonna need a ruling if anal leakage qualifies as a shart. I think not. Shart should be sudden an unexpected. If you're leaking and you fart you know damn well what's gonna happen.



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    I am old and my dreams are dry and my farts are wet, are my farts sharts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pistol Pete's Mustache View Post
    Gonna need a ruling if anal leakage qualifies as a shart. I think not. Shart should be sudden an unexpected. If you're leaking and you fart you know damn well what's gonna happen.


    If I have to do a courtesy wipe in the middle of the day to remove any stragglers, I don't think it counts. Once it hits the boxers tho, it's a shart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pistol Pete's Mustache View Post
    Gonna need a ruling if anal leakage qualifies as a shart. I think not. Shart should be sudden an unexpected. If you're leaking and you fart you know damn well what's gonna happen.


    Makes sense. I stand corrected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retread View Post
    If I have to do a courtesy wipe in the middle of the day to remove any stragglers, I don't think it counts. Once it hits the boxers tho, it's a shart.
    But IMO, the shart requires the action of a fart to thrust the material to said boxers. Else you've got a skidmark, or you $#@! yourself.

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    asshat paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? paco might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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    Checking in. A little awkward since I was in the kitchen with a couple friends and I told my daughter to pull my finger. Shart.

    Oh, and is it physically possible to keep a poker face when you shart? I don't think so.

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    Thread Tools> Subscribe to this thread. Here's to hoping this is my only post in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiterate View Post
    I don't know. I'm pretty upset considering i got to christen the bowl each morning. I was hoping a resident sharter might know the ballistics, but more importantly help me profile this animal.
    Look for the man with the stinky britches. /Cotton Hill


    But seriously, someone started a diet for New Years. Look for the guy eating kale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiterate View Post
    Some mf'er at work has been blasting the back rim of the toilet every day since the new year. I get in and take a dump by 7:30 am. God as my witness, I will find this early riser and reclaim my poll position in the handicap stall.
    Post this in the stall. Unless it's you. I bet it's you and this is an attempt to deflect blame.


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    I don't post often, but when I do it is because I need to change my boxers. Damnit.

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    Haven't had a clear and cut shart, but cutting it close by definition. I've had marker butt for two days now. No matter what I do I have to go wipe my ass every hour. Guess I pinched one off too soon
    Last edited by Fudbelty; 01-10-2017 at 07:01 PM.

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    I had a close call today but all clean!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pistol Pete's Mustache View Post
    Post this in the stall. Unless it's you. I bet it's you and this is an attempt to deflect blame.

    I have this in a nice frame in my home bathroom. Guests LOVE it.

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