Happy new year!
So far so good!
I look forward to several entries tomorrow.
Ahhh a new year, ripe with opportunities to $#@! my pants!
I've had a wicked head cold for two weeks, the kind that makes me really wind up and sneeze harder than normal. I had a powerful sneeze a little while ago that was accompanied by a power fart so hot and loud it almost blew my boxers off. A quick check though and I'm still clean.
I predict that Mulletpellini will be the first check into this thread in earnest.
I had a massive case of the runs around 1 am, I was afraid to go to sleep for fear that I'd blow out my drawers. Luckily, it seems to have passed.
I've been a tootin' but no poopoo'n, yet.
Read the Burpee thread. Tried to do Burpee. Don't do that.
I'm loading up on chili and beer, tomorrow may be the big day
JUst ate an entire medium sausage and olive pizza from pizza hut. I'm putting plastic on the bed tonight.
I've gambled and won several times today. But the longer it goes on, the less confidence I have in not experiencing a supervova in my skivvies...
I've discovered that Pimms, gin, and apple cider are a pretty damn tasty combo.
could get interesting tonight. on the upside, maybe the cat will quit sleeping amongst my legs.
This thread is odd. Just like the last one.
A photo of the driver's seat would have answered the question.
Officially checking in...took 6 days. I've had a cold the past couple of days and today it just took a big sneeze to bust into 2017.
Nearly had a good reason to post in this thread but managed to avert the crisis. Drawers are still fresh and clean but my toilet now looks like someone fired off a shotgun full of pudding into it.
Some mf'er at work has been blasting the back rim of the toilet every day since the new year. I get in and take a dump by 7:30 am. God as my witness, I will find this early riser and reclaim my poll position in the handicap stall.
I don't know. I'm pretty upset considering i got to christen the bowl each morning. I was hoping a resident sharter might know the ballistics, but more importantly help me profile this animal.
I am old and my dreams are dry and my farts are wet, are my farts sharts?
Checking in. A little awkward since I was in the kitchen with a couple friends and I told my daughter to pull my finger. Shart.
Oh, and is it physically possible to keep a poker face when you shart? I don't think so.
Thread Tools> Subscribe to this thread. Here's to hoping this is my only post in here.
I don't post often, but when I do it is because I need to change my boxers. Damnit.
Haven't had a clear and cut shart, but cutting it close by definition. I've had marker butt for two days now. No matter what I do I have to go wipe my ass every hour. Guess I pinched one off too soon
Last edited by Fudbelty; 01-10-2017 at 07:01 PM.
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