hahahahahahaOriginally Posted by Chupacabra
1. this has to be in the running for post of 2010
2. $#@!ing awesome MS paint skillz
3. i want to party with UT pimp
4. based on the MS paint of your wife, i want to take her for a fine steak dinner in hopes of sexing her up after.
bravo sir !
"Bandwidth exceeded" on all the pics. Can you repost with a diff host? I feel like I missed something glorious here.
Let's not set the bar too high here...1. this has to be in the running for post of 2010
If that guys wife, is now his wife...this story just got a hell of alot better.4. based on the MS paint of your wife, i want to take her for a fine steak dinner in hopes of sexing her up after.
No Classics At All for exceeded bandwidth.
Not sure how to fix. No one was having probs at first. Hosting w/imagecave.Originally Posted by Murfdogg21
Originally Posted by drew corleone
Seriously, wtf is with that fire $#@! to the left of the pimp?
Hell, it'd take me a week to just draw the MS Paint pics.
That's because your bandwidth wasn't over at first. Upload elsewhere.Not sure how to fix. No one was having probs at first. Hosting w/imagecave.
THujone, I hosted the pics for ya, check yer pm's.
paging THujone for assistance!Originally Posted by drew corleone
Wow that bald headed Bama fan is getting propositioned.Originally Posted by Plain and Simple
can't stop laughing.. loving dem shoesOriginally Posted by Plain and Simple
Okay- got help on it. Pics should be up.Originally Posted by 210816horn
Holy $#@!, UT Pimp!
Retire his hat, coat and boots to the ring of fame!!!!
this is a thread that delivers !
When I saw the shoes I thought of 40 year old virgin when they go to the ebay store and picks up the same shoes.
your screen name wishes you put the pimp hat on another mythical creatureOriginally Posted by Chupacabra
Shipley?your screen name wishes you put the pimp hat on another mythical creature
holy $#@!, this thread has exceeded epic porportions. pimpin aint easy
Holy $#@! this is funny. I remember seeing UT Pimp at the game.
best thread in the history of the shag.
I know "a" longhorn pimp. But I just confirmed he was not in gear for the game. He was in full in garb for tOSU at the Shoe. Talk about balls. That was a trip.
the wife? totally would. need pics of her in NSAA.
GREAT $#@!ing story! LonghornPimp will go down in shag history, and rightly so.
longnarwhal still is teh ownage !!!11!1
just wanted to say that was a great story.
"yo. $#@! the 1st amendment"
had the rainbow hair if I remember him rightOriginally Posted by UTEX90
how am i just now reading this thread!!!
we HAVE to get longhorn pimp on the shag.
I was a row above you, OP. I didn't actually see any of this go down, but you did explain the mystery of where the UT Pimp went. Guy was a blast during pregame, a fun drunk, but then he just disappeared, Colombia style. The guys behind me (one in Notre Dame garb, the other dressed neutral but telling anyone who would listen that he was a USC guy) also were yelling at people for standing on the bleachers. Everyone was doing it. Well, not us because we had really old people in front of us that sat 90% of the game, which was kind of awesome for us.
Oh, and the OP is full...CHOCK FULL...of pure unadulterated win.
The Man, The Myth, The Legendbut you did explain the mystery of where the UT Pimp went. Guy was a blast during pregame, a fun drunk, but then he just disappeared
Chupacabra, that is freasking awesome! I was thinking along the same lines but didn't have the wherewithall to doctor the photo. Not that it matters 'cause mine wouldn't have been as good. Well done!Originally Posted by Chupacabra
Originally Posted by aaronisnotcool
sorry for the following very long ramble/story...
Let me start by saying I will not be able to come anywhere close to giving this story the justice it deserves. But, I have never laughed so hard in a Holiday Inn Express breakfast area at 1 AM in the morning as when "PimpDaddy" (our name for him and is costume) told us his story.
btw, he wore that getup all over Austin this past Halloween.
also, he was pretty embarrassed about the whole night, we laughed with him, and then try to get him to shrug it off...
he's one of my best friends. UT grad in Chemistry works for major player in IT hardware now.
Boot heels "had" two red die in each.
He was definitely in the wrong place at the wrong time. The photo that Hornmafia's esposa took was right after he had slipped on some water. They said he was causing a disturbance. They kindly took him down to where Pasadena's "finest" gather all sorts of "nice people".
He missed the whole game. They broke one of the boot heels. He had to walk back to Rose Bowl parking lot barefooted because his boots were lopsided (one heel broken). He did find a cab after walking over a mile. We had his cell phone so he couldn't let us know he had been released. The Pasadena police (at the stadium) told me they would release him at midnight.
Could go on and on about the day of tailgating and the night recovering PimpDaddy... maybe another time... my post has rambles long enough
btw we are proud tailgaters from Lot 7 (across from the Bob Bullock)
so is the dude with his hand in the grill the guy?
First: This is awesome that this thing has come full circle. From my "artist's rendition" of the guy, to photos of him, to a guy who knows him. Totally $#@!ing awesome.Originally Posted by DaHorns
Second: Fix the pictures.
No, but looks very similar.Originally Posted by RoostaMan
x,x,x,1Originally Posted by THujone
Second: Fix the pictures.
trying to.... not sure why they aren't showing up
delete everything in-between .jpg & [/img]
We need an MS Paint game summary out of the OP for every game next year. :D
Done and done.Originally Posted by CPHornFan
epic, $#@!, pedophile 1, pedophile 2, 4
One of the greatest threads I've ever seen. Bravo. I feel like i've wasted years of my life on Hornfans now that i've found SB. Good stuff.
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