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  1. #29851
    We bought a recliner from Costco way back when. Was sitting in the recliner when wife got frisky and jumped on top of me. Broke the recliner. Costco took it back no questions asked. No pics of wife. No we weren't fat asses.

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    I have never actually been in a Costco. True story.

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    No shame in my Costco returns game. Their return policy is the reason I buy stuff there despite not living within an hour of one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G650 View Post
    I have never actually been in a Costco. True story.
    Neither have I.

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    Bunch of roundeyes in here

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    Costco is good. And I hate shopping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G650 View Post
    I have never actually been in a Costco. True story.
    2017 Costco talk not going away

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStout View Post
    We bought a recliner from Costco way back when. Was sitting in the recliner when wife got frisky and jumped on top of me. Broke the recliner. Costco took it back no questions asked. No pics of wife. No we weren't fat asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLStout View Post
    We bought a recliner from Costco way back when. Was sitting in the recliner when wife got frisky and jumped on top of me. Broke the recliner. Costco took it back no questions asked. No pics of wife. No we weren't fat asses.
    i noticed this is past tense.

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    Makes no pics even less acceptable

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    Quote Originally Posted by GottaB View Post
    Grocery store food is unreturnable.
    if i buy a packer or something else sealed, don't abuse it, and it's rotten before the sell by date, i'm returning it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.M. wood View Post
    i noticed this is past tense.
    That was 20 years ago, so um... yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G650 View Post
    I have never actually been in a Costco. True story.
    Nearest one is about 125 miles away I think.

    So me neither.

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    . Thanks hon.



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    Bit of a roach problem, i get the roach traps/bait out and she tells me she usually puts them under the sinks. Im thinking, not on bed or living room floor? And when is the last time she ever dealt with a roach trap? Hey look, flip the package over to see illustration of a sink and a roach trap under it! Better ask the wife for clarification.


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    Nivek, top that $#@!er off with vodka and you have the perfect screwdriver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hullabelew View Post
    Nivek, top that $#@!er off with vodka and you have the perfect screwdriver.
    I would but I am on kid duty.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nivek View Post
    I would but I am on kid duty.

    That's the reason for the vodka

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    Re: Costco and returns.

    I personally hate Costco. Over-consumption temple, is all it is. My wife does take full advantage of their return policy though. I know from working in retail that returns constitute such a miniscule percentage of total revenue that it's nearly insignificant. That's why I hate businesses with $#@!ty return policies. For me, it's a matter of customer service - I buy a lot of $#@! here; don't hassle me about a puny ass return. I know some people abuse leniency, but even abuse means virtually nothing to the bottom line.

  • #29870
    I love Costco. One is right down the street. Cheap gas in an area of Houston where gas is ridiculous. I have kids that eat a $#@! ton of fruit. Costco has great prices on berries and other fruits. Their meat, poultry and fish are superb. Also like buying restaurant gift cards for dining out. And electronics.

    Love the store. Saves me twenty cents a gallon on closest stations.

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    2017 Costco talk not going away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Sack View Post
    I love Costco. One is right down the street. Cheap gas in an area of Houston where gas is ridiculous. I have kids that eat a $#@! ton of fruit. Costco has great prices on berries and other fruits. Their meat, poultry and fish are superb. Also like buying restaurant gift cards for dining out. And electronics.

    Love the store. Saves me twenty cents a gallon on closest stations.
    Best price in DFW on hamburger meats....loves me some Costco


    Oh, my wife may be a hoarder. Can't throw a damn coupon or piece of paper away....needed to make this thread related.

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    we have a VCR to DVD converter so I'll take them

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    They are.

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    wtf is going on up in this thread?

    focus.

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    Wives and the Stupid $#@! They Say/Do

    When my wife got into a fender bender a couple of weeks ago, she just gave the other person her insurance card.

    Yesterday she told me she needs to get a new one.

    Me: Sure thing. How many you gonna need?

    Tone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nivek View Post
    I would but I am on kid duty.


    He can have some to, just needs to pace himself .

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    Quote Originally Posted by skipperj View Post
    When my wife got into a fender bender a couple of weeks ago, she just gave the other person her insurance card.

    Yesterday she told me she needs to get a new one.

    Me: Sure thing. How many you gonna need?

    Tone.
    No $#@!ing way....

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    Holy $#@! the wife is testing my patience this morning. Shes been on a ditzy spree lately, mostly minor stuff, but a bunch of it.

    This morning she gets out cinnamon rolls to make for us and our daughter, pre-heats the oven and puts them in the pan and then walks away. The oven beeps when its preheated and she does nothing. Finally about 5 min pass and I look over and see them on the counter and look over at her and shes face first into her phone on facebook or pinterest or whatever.

    Then after rolls are done shes in the kitchen getting one and she starts up the nespresso machine, that she just had to have btw, for her second cup of the morning. I go over to get another cup of coffee and she had forgotten to point the spout that does the foam into the cup. It was just pouring out milky foam all onto the counter and dripping onto the floor.

    Im going to be out of town next week for work and I am seriously concerned about her ability to not kill herself while im gone from being so damn clumsy and forgetful

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    SOP in my house.

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    If she doesn't wakeup soon, I'm going down the street to the Mexican restaurant and filling up on tacos. All this "I'm making chicken migas in the morning" bull$#@!, "please don't eat breakfast, just wait". Getting close to 10am and I'm hungry. I've been to the bank, the grocery store, all the animals have been fed, plants watered.... I knew last night when we went bar hopping that this wasn't going down. Dammit

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsteve041 View Post
    Holy $#@! the wife is testing my patience this morning. Shes been on a ditzy spree lately, mostly minor stuff, but a bunch of it.

    This morning she gets out cinnamon rolls to make for us and our daughter, pre-heats the oven and puts them in the pan and then walks away. The oven beeps when its preheated and she does nothing. Finally about 5 min pass and I look over and see them on the counter and look over at her and shes face first into her phone on facebook or pinterest or whatever.

    Then after rolls are done shes in the kitchen getting one and she starts up the nespresso machine, that she just had to have btw, for her second cup of the morning. I go over to get another cup of coffee and she had forgotten to point the spout that does the foam into the cup. It was just pouring out milky foam all onto the counter and dripping onto the floor.

    Im going to be out of town next week for work and I am seriously concerned about her ability to not kill herself while im gone from being so damn clumsy and forgetful
    You. Insensitive. Bastard. She's obviously miserable and trying to find happiness by having an affair. So maybe she's a little distracted. Why don't you think about her feelings for a change?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T'Boo Ted Marshall View Post

    SOP in my house.
    Not sure this is a wife thing. If that was my wife, the paper towels would have flowers or some design on them. She never buys plain white.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsteve041 View Post
    Holy $#@! the wife is testing my patience this morning. Shes been on a ditzy spree lately, mostly minor stuff, but a bunch of it.

    This morning she gets out cinnamon rolls to make for us and our daughter, pre-heats the oven and puts them in the pan and then walks away. The oven beeps when its preheated and she does nothing. Finally about 5 min pass and I look over and see them on the counter and look over at her and shes face first into her phone on facebook or pinterest or whatever.

    Then after rolls are done shes in the kitchen getting one and she starts up the nespresso machine, that she just had to have btw, for her second cup of the morning. I go over to get another cup of coffee and she had forgotten to point the spout that does the foam into the cup. It was just pouring out milky foam all onto the counter and dripping onto the floor.

    Im going to be out of town next week for work and I am seriously concerned about her ability to not kill herself while im gone from being so damn clumsy and forgetful
    pregnancy brain. congrats daddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey Oxburger View Post
    If she doesn't wakeup soon, I'm going down the street to the Mexican restaurant and filling up on tacos. All this "I'm making chicken migas in the morning" bull$#@!, "please don't eat breakfast, just wait". Getting close to 10am and I'm hungry. I've been to the bank, the grocery store, all the animals have been fed, plants watered.... I knew last night when we went bar hopping that this wasn't going down. Dammit
    my wife is sleeping too..if i can get out of here now, i can be down there in like 5 hours pending layovers and we can go have tacos together

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    pregnancy brain. congrats daddy!
    I asked her that point blank.

    Not at this time at least

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsteve041 View Post
    I asked her that point blank.

    Not at this time at least
    "Why are you being extra stupid?" "Are you pregnant or something??"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blain View Post
    "Why are you being extra stupid?" "Are you pregnant or something??"
    Pretty much my exact quote

    Her response: "I have a test in there I can go take if you want me to"

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    Quote Originally Posted by T'Boo Ted Marshall View Post

    SOP in my house.
    Quote Originally Posted by modessitt View Post
    Not sure this is a wife thing. If that was my wife, the paper towels would have flowers or some design on them. She never buys plain white.
    $#@!, I'll take that any day of the week over the complete coverage of the counters with $#@!. I haven't seen my countertops since day 8 of my marriage.

    And those are clean too, not covered in food bits and stains like mine.

  • #29893
    Ours always look like that after the maids clean because they always have a half used roll of paper towels and it gets set right by the in use roll so someone doesn't grab a new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T'Boo Ted Marshall View Post

    SOP in my house.
    What are we supposed to be looking at here? I only see two partially used paper towel rolls. Where are the dirty dishes and junk mail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey Oxburger View Post
    If she doesn't wakeup soon, I'm going down the street to the Mexican restaurant and filling up on tacos. All this "I'm making chicken migas in the morning" bull$#@!, "please don't eat breakfast, just wait". Getting close to 10am and I'm hungry. I've been to the bank, the grocery store, all the animals have been fed, plants watered.... I knew last night when we went bar hopping that this wasn't going down. Dammit
    She drank, and slept in, and you did all the chores for the day. So who is the stupid one?

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    I've been to the bank,(then I got some tacos!) the grocery store,(and a fresh donut!) all the animals have been fed, plants watered(she hasn't moved yet?).... I knew last night when we went bar hopping that this wasn't going down.(time for more tacos! )Dammit.

    that's on you. tacos wait for no man

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    Next time my wife gets up for breakfast on the weekend will be the first. Unless it's Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey Oxburger View Post
    If she doesn't wakeup soon, I'm going down the street to the Mexican restaurant and filling up on tacos. All this "I'm making chicken migas in the morning" bull$#@!, "please don't eat breakfast, just wait". Getting close to 10am and I'm hungry. I've been to the bank, the grocery store, all the animals have been fed, plants watered.... I knew last night when we went bar hopping that this wasn't going down. Dammit
    Need to know more before making up our minds about the situation, pertinent $#@!. Did she put out last night? If so, ya need to quit being a bitch. If she didn't, I'd bitch more and let her know about your dissatisfaction.
    Last edited by Shinesintx; 01-14-2017 at 10:27 PM.

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    Once I got to Kroger, I knew this would be a Shaggy story. Wife wanted me to go get a "nice" bottle of Merlot because her aunts coming over this evening. She wanted me to spend 20-30 bucks, which is no big deal because she hasn't seen her aunt in 17 years. I was kind of pissed about having to get out and spend that kind of cash. Am I a $#@! for being pissed?





    Oh, I conveniently forgot to add that her aunts an alcoholic and drinks Franzia box wine...see how changes the story. This actually happened earlier this evening.

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    Wives and the Stupid $#@! They Say/Do

    No real alcoholic drinks box wine as their first choice.

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